Kevin Carr's Gloves

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When I was at Headley Court one of my mates there had lost both his lower arms in a mortar attack in NI. He went through quite a few prosthetic arms in getting them fitted and usability and skin tone match. His best arms of that period still weren't as good as proper arms by a long way so you can imagine how shit the third best arms were.

I don't want you babe.

Wesson

Is your surname Malaprop,

Davy Brown must be in his 70's 80's now he ran the doors for quite a while but was a well known character.

Cool. My little brother was a riverside boy but he went to Oxclose. You must know Davy Brown then.

Hhhmmm did you go drinking in the village much in the 90's or possibly the stage door?

Anyone ever read the comments on yahoo articles. Fuck me it's scary these people A. exist and B. have access o technology of any kind. They make Leazes seem like a well rounded reasonable well informed commentator.

Is that not just because it's ghostwritten to fuck and then badly edited?

If only Mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter that ham sandwich they would both be alive today :-)

That makes Zlatan sound like a petulant wanker to me.

Yeah should have been "said the altarboy to the priest"

Double barrelled? I think you may be malformed mate,

You spelled Owanaship wrong in the same line.

Ok here's an explanation of how this works. They make stupid statements are bitter as fuck and report on everything we do. We laugh at them for being Retarded, infantile, obsessed. You're just letting the side down a bit here.

The bitterness is palpable it's no wonder they dink so many gallons of blue pop it's to take away the constant taste of inferiority. (And their dads cock and siblings shit). http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/bobby-robson-mag-hero.807478/

So the Church of England who slagged off Wonga before we found out they had money invested in it also have money invested in the arms trade. Fucking self righteous cunts. They should try reading this book I heard about which talks about the evil of riches and killing people.

Fukushima that!!

What false reading of popular opinion? The popular opinion is Mike Ashley is a cunt who hasn't got a clue what he is doing who has made this club look a fucking circus from day one. What's false about that?

WTF is Lee Bowyer doing in there racist useless prick.

Nurses are evil and sadistic they have to be just to get by, all the compassion gets knocked out of them by the constant stream of whining sick people. When I was in military hospital nurses. Confiscated my wheelchair. Hid my bed. confiscated one of the lads prosthetic legs. convinced one lad to walk round with a face lathered in sudocrem put laxatives in the tea...

I would not be unhappy if Anita replaced Cabaye in some games.

Who thinks we have a good first 11 capable of creating chances and scoring goals?

What does it look like ripped and covered in jiz?