Kevin Carr's Gloves

Spoilt at the end because that thing has never eaten a leaf in its life

I prefer puttanesca

I think we should make a thing about Durham being part of the kingdom of Northumbria so we claim everything

Fyp

Over 3000posts on our thread less than 3 weeks old

You looking forward to a silent night?

Longstaff is a fucking liability

Joelinton is worth a watch.

Is that the most ironic piece of tv in history?

I think he died of being a cunt.

Yes, we did a double before mackem game

Not enough glitter

Fingers crossed 🤞

He hasn’t scored 44 he has scored 21 and assisted 14 if I read the stats right

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I think we need a tertiary striker, you heard it here first.

I’ve googled Patrick Stanton and can’t find him.

Are you still able to wank, my level of sympathy depends on your answer. I might be pissed btw.

The CG worked and must be carried forward!!!!

He has played 89 minutes in total in the premier league this season. What’s the fucking point in playing an unfit player or having a player on the bench who can’t really come on and compete. Ffs people try thinking about this shit. That’s not even taking into consideration we have never actually played with a proper defensive midfielder so his playing would change the whole dynamic of the team. But lets get him in because err… something need bodies something. If we need bodies this badly we’d be better off going to a morgue

If he isn’t fit enough to play though then he’s just a waste of money

Am I the only one thinking that Philips would take ages to get into the team anyway? so I’m not fussed if he comes or not. Again this is a long term project so I’m not really pissing my pants about this season’s position.

How do you know she’s lying?

You think he’s only 16 stone?