Kevin Carr's Gloves

Apparently some bird has gone mental and just started assaulting people. She was heard to be saying "If I had Wacky's shotgun you'd all be dead"

Happy Birthday Laz.

My mate is a gulf war veteran who was on lithium for his depression. They just asked he came off the stuff and gave him a license. Only going on what I was told mate. Makes sense tbh. So when he comes off his medication and goes into depression and has a shotgun at hand what happens? That's what we said. Some day he is going to go postal I'm laughing because I no longer live anywhere near him

My mate is a gulf war veteran who was on lithium for his depression. They just asked he came off the stuff and gave him a license.

I read the first book and enjoyed it the second is a bit garbage mind. I think this was made because it was written by a "15" year old. However when you read further into it he was 15 when he first got the idea. Think he is nearly 30 or something now.

which are? haway man you can't pique my interest then bugger off. " I'm gonna make you my wiatch." "Harry Potter can kiss my ass." It looks shit and calling the cool gang the son's of Ipswich is hilarious. Do they all own tractors and fuck their cousins?

Getting accepted into university first person in my family to do so. Buying my first house. It is lovely looks on to a glen and with loads of wildlife. We had a badger in our front garden!!!!!!!!!

Or against the lower jaw and look along the barrell.

Society, perish the thought that most of them are responsible for their own addiction. Doesn't make it right that they should die alone scared and naked though. Well.....obviously. No one's suggesting they deserve to die. There was some discussion around shearergol's comments earlier. And a lot of unsympathetic views based on peoples drug addiction.

All beer ad's are crap now they can't make people look funny. I miss Paul Hogan.

Society, perish the thought that most of them are responsible for their own addiction. Doesn't make it right that they should die alone scared and naked though.

Don't listen Wacky. Hold it loose at your shoulder and right on the joint too bone absorbs the shock better

I got my mother in law to buy all the wifes xmas presents in Tiffany in Vegas.

I would say that the people who got it completely should hang their heads in shame for knowing anything about the crap hole that is Watford.

Not much chance of a "fair trial" now that he's been thrown to the media wolves though. Even if he's the right man, and he is actually guilty - expect him to get off on just such a technicality...the media coverage on this one will make it nigh on impossible to get a fair jury. Unbe-fucking-lievable. If he is just a punter/friend of these lasses its gona be hard for him to get out of it with no alibi, especially if the cops want to pin this on him as they gona have his DNA linked to the victims whether he has killed them or not. There was a lass on the news tonight who he had given a lift home to last night, she said they all know him, and that he has watched out for them, just like he did for her last night when he gave her a lift home. As for the jokes, I dont agree with them, it cant be easy doing what these girls had to do, I feel for the girls families, and no matter what is on their CV's jokes about their murders are in pretty bad taste. *climbs down from soap box. I have to agree with my green friend here. These poor lasses usually have a crappy life are drug addicted and get no help.

Heinz Guderian Panzer COmmander. For my History course. quite an interesting read actually.

RIP Joe. You made my childhood staurday mornings the best indeed.

spot on WooHoo my first ever spot on!!!

He is a really good player who plays for one of our rivals. I hope the same happens to everybody else's best palyers too. It's happened to ours.

Anyone seen it? I quite enjoyed the book but apparently the film is gash.

Had the Ipod on at home when a song comes on which sounds horrendous. The wife asks how a recording of me singing get's on the Ipod. I tell her it isn't me. Go and look and it's babyshambles which has sneaked on the thing on a mixed CD my mate gave me. Never heard such a horribly bad song ever.

The useless chipmunk faced convict should never play for us again. Quoted for truth. England continue to pick non specialists cos they can do a bit of everything and get creamed again.

I understand what you're saying but this is England Arsenal are an English based team.

All of the rugby in the Ipswich area has been cancelled. All of the hookers have gone into hiding.

Is that nearly six inches then?