Kevin Carr's Gloves

I hate these unlucky games. It just gives Souness an excuse for a cr*p performance. Oh and Ameobi is a waste of a seat on the coach.

I mean all the way through. A good performance for 90 minutes not just a result. And games against euro minnows don't count.

We are atrocious. Can we ever pass the ball. This manager couldn't run a bath. Whats that radio station we are on now?

England are terrible. And even worse when Eriksson plays his first team. Beckham shouldn't start any game ahead of SWP.

Arthritis

ahem It's Peter Crouch. I think that was blatantly obvious.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/29092005/140/cage...ge-3-party.html Looking forward to his Biography "My wasted talent". (More a short story really)

You are fucking kidding aren't you? A Stanley Krubrick film that he wanted to produce and Spielberg to direct, then he died before he actually gets to make it so Spielberg finishes it by himself. It has all the qualities of a Krubrick but with a slightly different sheen as he always wanted Spielberg to direct it as he felt it was out of his league technically. 39400[/snapback] Pretentious!!!

When I was kid I had a soft spot for Rangers. Then I reached double figures in age and grew up, then knowing how bloody ridiculous it is to support a team because of religion. Sadly, that doesnt appear to be the case with all too many. I think it started with my mate who went to a catholic school being almost kicked out because he wore a Rangers scarf to school once. I mean - have you ever heard anything so f****** unbelieveable and pathetic ? At my school (Benfield Rd) you could just about walk around covered in Celtic scarves and no bugger would have said a thing - laughed, mind yes. But not went to the insane extremes of St Augustines. 39484[/snapback] Thing is, its not all about religious hatred, for most its just about supporting their team, just like any other city. True, there are a sizable proportion of people who bring the religion bollocks into it, but this is by no means universal. Ask yourself the question, if you were from Glasgow, who would you support? Probably not Partick..... The way some people get worked up on here about the religious hate in Glasgow is quite funny really. In my experience it is no worse than the local hate shown between us and the mackems. For instance, I bet I could wear a hooped top safely in 80% of the bars in Glasgow, if I wore black and white stripes in Sunderland I'd get chinned for sure. 39553[/snapback] You never been to Duke street then. The bigotry in Glasgow on match days is horrendous and fights break out every time. Stabbings are also a regular occurence. You cannot compare the acts that go on at Glasgow games to anything that happens in the premiership anymore. 40485[/snapback] Well maybe I am a bit out of touch on the Glasgow football scene - but my comment about wearing a toon shirt in Sunderland still applies. My Uncle had told me about the increase in knife crimes mind - quite frightening. 40492[/snapback] Glasgow is very bad at the moment. True about the toon tops in Sunderland but same can definitely be said for a lot of places in Glasgow. Parkhead, Duke street, Bridgeton, Govan etal

As a trainee plumber I agree with Rob. If you do it and something goes wrong you are deeper in the sh*t than you could possibly imagine.

When I was kid I had a soft spot for Rangers. Then I reached double figures in age and grew up, then knowing how bloody ridiculous it is to support a team because of religion. Sadly, that doesnt appear to be the case with all too many. I think it started with my mate who went to a catholic school being almost kicked out because he wore a Rangers scarf to school once. I mean - have you ever heard anything so f****** unbelieveable and pathetic ? At my school (Benfield Rd) you could just about walk around covered in Celtic scarves and no bugger would have said a thing - laughed, mind yes. But not went to the insane extremes of St Augustines. 39484[/snapback] Thing is, its not all about religious hatred, for most its just about supporting their team, just like any other city. True, there are a sizable proportion of people who bring the religion bollocks into it, but this is by no means universal. Ask yourself the question, if you were from Glasgow, who would you support? Probably not Partick..... The way some people get worked up on here about the religious hate in Glasgow is quite funny really. In my experience it is no worse than the local hate shown between us and the mackems. For instance, I bet I could wear a hooped top safely in 80% of the bars in Glasgow, if I wore black and white stripes in Sunderland I'd get chinned for sure. 39553[/snapback] You never been to Duke street then. The bigotry in Glasgow on match days is horrendous and fights break out every time. Stabbings are also a regular occurence. You cannot compare the acts that go on at Glasgow games to anything that happens in the premiership anymore.

Out with my mates last night and a guy was drinking on his own at the bar. I asked him if he would like to join us and he did. Turns out he was from Trinidad and just over teaching dance for a little while.

Wor lass on me birthday.

Any kind of hair would be nice.

Yes but he only did that by giving everyone jobs in the armaments factories. That and the canny financial work of his finance minister Kurt Schmitt moving money around like no ones business. It's just all these old people on telly going on about his dynamism and charisma. 36860[/snapback] He was a complete cock, just a rather effective cock was my argument ! 36861[/snapback] Fair do's

Yes but he only did that by giving everyone jobs in the armaments factories. That and the canny financial work of his finance minister Kurt Schmitt moving money around like no ones business. It's just all these old people on telly going on about his dynamism and charisma.

Heard so much about this charasmatic leader whose speeches stirred a nation into accepting some of the most horrendous atrocities the world has ever seen. Then I started watching all those UKTV history programmes and I have to say. The guy was a tit. He basically got up on these podiums and told everyone how they didnt want democracy and he would be their emperor for life and how war would be a good thing. I was watching them thinking I hope I dont find his speeches too powerful cos I find ethnic cleansing to be very distasteful (Abhorrent i am trying not to be too heavy) and all I can think of is f*ck you mate I dont want a dictator for life. Now I know it was a different time but I am quite sure remembering the actions of the Jarrow marchers if he had been born in Hebburn he would have been told to f*ck right off. Why does anybody respect these loons??

The network will pay the seller a £450 comission to sell the contract the seller then gambles on the cashback deal. They tell you you get cashback. To do this you need to send in 12 months worth of bills. They gamble on the fact that you wont be bothered to do so 90% dont. The network also offers a half price line rental deal which makes the 2 ffers together a good deal. Just depends what you want to use your fone for and which network you are going on.

Real first name: Simon Nickname: Baby Age: 36 Occupation: Team Manager / Plumber Location: East Kilbride (Gaelic for land of roundabouts) Language(s) spoken? English German French and Jock Avatart - why? Not yet but just wait til I get my new computer at home Previous avatarts? Kevin Carr Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2001 Board highlights? Too many to mention Board lowlights? Graeme Souness What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Plumbing full time Pets? None I play a bit like.... Christy Brown Football heroes? Chris Waddle Peter Beardsley Kevin keegan Football villains? Frank Worthington Best advice given? Don't take anyone too seriously Ideal partner? The wife. Or an 18 yr old with loose morals and big bazongas Ideal dinner date? Priam of troy Ideal meal? Greek Mezze Can you cook? Yes Current wheels? Fiat stilo the conservationists friend Biggest influence? Dad TV programmes? Too many to count but currently Law and Order (all of em CSI las vegas and old COlumbos Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese mostly i cant have spicy food too often Favourite tunes? The SMiths Pixies and Cure Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Jodi Marsh she would be dirtier (But neither actually do it for me) George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? They both would be a good laugh at a bevvy Favourite film? The princess bride or the longest day If I won a million pounds.... I would by a big farm and be an organic beef farmer herding my aberdeen angus's with horses Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 14 cider Ever suspended/expelled from school? No Favourite insult? I wouldnt cross the road to piss on you if you were on fire or you've got shit on your shoes you shitty shoed bastard ( you need to be a Steve Coogan fan for that one) Not a lot of people know that...... Julius Ceaser was not the first emperor of Rome Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Does paying for the wifes wedding dress count? How many pairs of shoes do you own? 8 or 9 do sandals and slippers count? I'm obsessed with..... Nothing really In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Comfortable.

VB is the worst beer in the world and cant hold a candle to EMU export. At least you'll be able to drink a proper brew in Perth. 36113[/snapback] Cooper's is the best imo. 36115[/snapback] Me and my brother drank a lot of EMU when we were out there. Lovely.

>Thought you should all be aware of this disturbing new trend! >Seasons greetings to you all. > >Gentlemen - be on your guard. Ladies - stop exploiting our >weakness! >Police Warning > >Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local >pubs to be >alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. > >Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to >target >unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is >now >available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps, and >in >large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and >bars to >persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. > >Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few >units of >Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. > >Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several >beers, men >will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific >looking >women to whom they would never normally be attracted. > >After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of >exactly what >happened feeling that "something bad" occurred. > >At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their >life's >savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship." > >It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be >shrewd >enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of >servitude >and punishment referred to as"Marriage." Apparently, men are much >more >susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is >offered by the >predatory females. > >Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall >victim to >this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there >are male >support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the >details >of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with >similarly >affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just >look up >"Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

VB is the worst beer in the world and cant hold a candle to EMU export. At least you'll be able to drink a proper brew in Perth.

Sorry people. Must be losing my touch no one has really gone for this one. Pity Cat mag and Scottish mag aren't around they would have twigged what with me living in Glasgow.

Was walking into the county hotel FF was there and they shook hands and went somewhere. I was outside so couldnt see anyone else.

Well said fellow Scotsman (Although I am a naturalised Scot having married my way into the country)