Kevin Carr's Gloves

The annual RSC visit is something I really miss about moving to Glasgow. if it aint scottish they don't want to know.

Thank you all. You really shouldn't have. Gonna collect on that kiss toplass.

It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Nope, just Florence. Stood there staring at me with a "What the fuck are you DOING?! I need BREAKFAST and you're just sat there!!" look on her face. You all deserve to have a thoroughly awful day. Hey! Divvent lump me in with that bunch or meffs! Everyone on here deserves a miserable day. Did someone spit on your cornflakes this morning? It was me birthday yesterday.

It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Nope, just Florence. Stood there staring at me with a "What the fuck are you DOING?! I need BREAKFAST and you're just sat there!!" look on her face. You all deserve to have a thoroughly awful day. Hey! Divvent lump me in with that bunch or meffs! Everyone on here deserves a miserable day.

It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Nope, just Florence. Stood there staring at me with a "What the fuck are you DOING?! I need BREAKFAST and you're just sat there!!" look on her face. You all deserve to have a thoroughly awful day.

That was in Italy with Lazio. I now don't trust any managerial record in that country.

Don't call me Shirley And you'd think Knew that was coming. It's a different kind of flying altogether. It's a different kind of flying. On me own on me own on me own....

Shows him as a moron tbh as Winter is comfortably the best british football journalist about. In your opinion. You can answer t-Keiths question if you like and give us a sample of your knowledge. Why we are a laughing stock? Where do I begin Incompetent manager that no other Premiership team would ever dream of appointing Abysmal transfer policy that has seen us spunk £20m on forwards who couldn't hit a cows arse with a shovel Abysmal recruitment policy that has appointed players/coaches out of mere sentimentality This coupled with the most shambolic back four, shortest midfield and weakest forward line this side of the equator. Enough? That wasn't the question to T-Keith. How come a smart lad like you can't read ? How dare you accuse someone of dodging questions. You do it all the time.

I wouldn't. I'd rather spend the £5m or whatever on defenders. Trust Shepherd to at least try to get Beckham though - trophysigningtastic. I wouldn't want him here at the expense of signing defenders, but that wouldn't have to be the case imo. You'd need to sell 40,000 extra replica shirts every month of his contract just to cover his salary - it's not going to happen. That would mean he was on £400,000 a week. (10,000 shirts a week @ £40 each = £400,000). I dont think we make £40 profit on each jersey sold. If we did then Fred is a business genius. And he's not. Though they are made out of shit material according to the Gerald Ratner of football himself, so perhaps the profit margin is near to the 100% mark after all. I was estimating a pure profit of £10 a shirt after materials, labour, distribution and middle men have been taken into account. Even if it is double this, we still will be short on the number needed to sell by a magnitude or so. Personally, I doubt many extra shirts would be bought, I reckon the ones that were bought would already have been but just have Beckham put on the back rather than Owen. Beckham would raise our profile but in the present circumstances I'd rather lie low! Of course, we'd lower his which is why it probably won't happen, plus I can hardly see Posh shopping in the Metro centre. It's a non-starter. I was agreeing with you, you fucking bent quack! Agreeing with him has never stopped Renton from having an argument

Not really bothered about Nobby tbh. For starters he's been very average since he came back, so I'll back Shepherd on that one. His return was nothing less than a PR exercise. PR exercise by whom? Did Souness or Shepherd engineer his return?

Shows him as a moron tbh as Winter is comfortably the best british football journalist about. In your opinion. You can answer t-Keiths question if you like and give us a sample of your knowledge. Have you read this?? http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=9597

Is it about eels?

Yeah, right. This is NUFC and Fat Fred we're dealing with here. He'll probably sack Roeder by text message or something. Ur sked BTW.

I am hoping for a very low gate on Wednesday

Anyone going? How about a sweepstake on the attendance. I say max 35,000 Whoops!

When O'Neil was passed over for the England job he was there for the taking, the fat Shepherd should have penned him. Tell me why he didn't! Cos he's a c*nt. Sorry Cath.

Following on from the death ray thread. If a germ was created which killed everybody disliked by somebody. Would there be anybody left alive?

Best metal love song in the world ever!! This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard

"Chapel hat pegs" ? I was thinking the very thing. Maybe like .50 bullets.

The death star was silver surely.

What is the music charvas listen to which is dance music sounds like a 45 played at 72. For all the old uns out there.

I agree, I thought the balance was so much better when they were together and we actually played some really good stuff. Aye, I've said that for a bit now. Only to be told by EMRE'S BOYFRIENDS that of the two, Parker is the one that should be dropped. I think Emre can go missing sometimes. He did last night. Due to his injury he picked up after about 5 mins. Then why didn't he come off?

Tenacious D. Best band in the world ever. Mathematical fact. Fuck her gently best love song in the world ever. Scientific theory.

I've gone for actor. Continual work so less chance of becoming a boring old fart who keeps going on about in my day. Also a great body of work. The art to acting as well tempts me.