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as long as owen plays i can't see us going for anything but a 4-4-2

People were calling for him to manage Newcastle never mind England! It's amazing how much a managers stock can rise and fall in a year, that game Souness got the sack, City beat us 3-0, the whole ground "PSYCHO PSYCHO PSYCHO" , twelve months later he's getting hate mail. Same with Robson, 3rd in the 2003, the best thing that's ever happened to us etc... 12 months later we draw 1-1 with Wolves come 5th, he's calling us ungrateful bastards on the tannoy, and 5,000 stay back to watch the lap of honour. Who'd be a manager eh? "You mean public-address system. Tannoy is a brand name." AP

So, stay at Man Utd, or jump ship for Liverpool, Real Madrid, AC Milan, Barcelona, Juventus or Newcastle. Another "no news" day at the Chronicle then...

No Arcade!

The round nufc favicon logo appears in the address bar until the page has loaded, then changes to the invision(?) favicon...

...the club captain should always be in the starting line up...

It depends who else we bring in. The captain should be the first name on the team sheet every time.

well im shittin now, because I passed the speed camera at Benfield Road then put my foot down at 4am this morning! Still believe though that they have to tell you its an average speed trap. Also if it is then the next cameras will be before the next junction otherwise people will appear to take three weeks to travel half a mile! A fine and 3 points will be with you soon, just got my letter through, the fuckas haven't even offered me that speed awareness course instead of the points! Think that might only be for speeding in a 30...

Skysports...

Don't think you can upload here. You'll have upload your image to another site (e.g. Flickr) then link to it from there...

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You're a right misery guts of late Dan. Clearly missing Leazes imo. maybe the most miserable june on record is taking its toll - i reckon we've made some solid squad additions but i don't think we've added too many players that will help fire us back towards the top 4-6. i do think this place misses leazesmag btw When was the last season we did that? We've only signed one player for a fee so far (when the Rozental deal goes through) and it's hardly like it's the start of August. I expect there'll be a few more in but at the same time Allardyce seems to be prioritising the defence which is something nearly everyone thought Roeder ignored. Barton?

Chronicle... This is Newcastle, not Middlesbrough...

From SkySports... Not really much there though apart from "widespread reports"...

Amididdy Faye?

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The other difference is that Barton might be a total arsehole off the pitch, but I don't think you can have too many complaints about his on-field behaviour. That is what matters most to me. Bowyer was obnoxious on the pitch as well. At least Barton can throw a punch as well. Bowyer's efforts to hit Dyer were frankly pathetic.

It's funny when people make an avatar or a banner for their signature of a player before they've even seen them play though...