curry stained pilchard

Parker suspenders...

Sibierski?

Is it subtitled?

The old ones are the best. What, vaginas?

A young lad walks in on his mam while she's having a bath. He asks his mam "what's that?" pointing at her vagina. Feeling embarrassed she quickly replies "It's where daddy hit me with an axe". The little lad says "what, right in the cunt?"

Shola preparing to play through pain barrier against Chelsea tbh. Le Sib looking on.

Subtitled film recommendations... Hidden - French A married couple are terrorized by a series of videotapes planted on their front porch. Pusher Trilogy Danish (as originally recommended by Mr Face) - Three stories surrounded by the underground drugs trade of Copenhagen... A Very Long Engagement French - Audrey Tatou. the story of a a young woman, Mathilde's relentless search for her fiancée, who has disappeared from the trenches of the Somme during World War One

Pulp - Underwear

Apparantly, they have electricity too!

0208 is central London, 0207 is greater London, innit?

Badly Drawn Bollock - Have you fed the fish and The hour of the wilderbeast. Can't be arsed to get up and change the iBat. Probably wake up on a few hours to David Bowie gannin on about a spacestarship or something to do with the moon..

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He's a cunt though

Got to say it was a canny exciting match overall... 1-0, 1-1, 1-2, 2-2, 3-2! Booing of Babs was crap, he looked uninterested after that, confidence shot. However, he look liked that beforehand too... Was quite amused when the crowd wanted the game stopped because Kes was exhausted from doing a couple of laps. Then when the Reading keeper tried to pick it up, it managed a few meters then crash landed, the response from the crowd was if we'd missed a penalty! Then Martins dealt with the situation and got a round of applause! I love shit like that! Hope Kes is ok though...

If we're selling stuff, I have a Pro amplifier Junior Fender....(£7999 ono) A Class amplifier Valve, Made in USA using Mexican parts (eg Valve / Speaker the important bits) Tone and Volume control with Chicken Nob Heads. One Jensen custom 10 inch! Voiced for speaker blues. An awesome upgrade ( i mean serious fucking upgrade for women biggrin.gif) Get in, selling due to touching a sounding amp Plus free Lamborghini Countach

If we're selling stuff, I have a Fender Pro Junior amplifier....(£80 ono) Class A Valve amplifier, Made in Mexico using USA parts (eg the important bits, Valve / Speaker) Tone and Volume control with Chicken Head Nobs. One 10 inch Jensen custom speaker voiced for blues. An awesome sounding amp, selling due to upgrade ( i mean serious fucking upgrade man biggrin.gif) Get in touch!

Love it lol yeah that is class! Ive got an M reg mondeo which is getting its MOT done tomorrow wish it luck for me? Good luck Zico's moto! I'm surprised no-one's called my car mint... It is a Polo after all...

"Great bunch of lads"

Before Sunrise and Before Sunset. Two really good films. Especially like the second one with it only being 77 minutes long, instead of it needlessly being padded out...

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - First time I've seen it. Although it's had waxa reviews, I didn't expect it to be that good. Great effects and better ending than I expected too...

Unless that was changed by the mods...

Judging by the title, I thought this thread was going to be about the Indian Only Fools and Horses...

Have a T-Errific borthda, T-Keith...