curry stained pilchard

Are they talking about Oliver there?

Another? Was he that good this season. I think it was an ok to quite good season if you factor in stuff like the quality of our football, his first season in a new league/country and his age. But I think that he'll never be that good because his touch and movement is so poor, and I really mean poor. I don't want to slag him off too much as, like I said, I think he did ok and his attitude/workrate on the pitch really impressed me. 11 Premieship goals is just ok though. He's still young enough to improve his overall game, I just think he's got the right instincts. 17 goals in a first season in a shit team, following a legend is pretty good IMO. You obviously have seen him more than me though so I can't really argue, but even as a supersub striker (as he was used before) I definitely would like to see him stay. £10m is a lot of money though, so it depends on Big Sam's budget and/or whether Ameobi is "good enough" to stay as Owen's (?) strike partner. I'd personally rather see Ameobi replaced. Agreed, but we'd be lucky to get £10 for Shola...

Butt. Possibly captain...

La Haine - There's a great part of the film where the two lads are watching the boxer with the punchbag. Pans around to just one of the lads in the shot but you can still hear the punchbag being hit. Then the boxer comes into the picture but you can still hear the punches on the punchbag...

Going to see it tonight at the Gate...

So what he promises not to celebrate when he scores against us next season for his new club? GREAT.

Electricity...

You make it sound like he was Ronaldinho in his playing days. 'DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, MR SHEPHERD?! I'M LEE CLARK! LEE FUCKING CLARK!' Having said that, in his prime he'd walk into the current side. You're right there. He never had any pace

I used to think posh wank meant holding it like this...

Nil nil to us...

You're a fucking idiot Gemmill, you could of stop right there and it still would of made sense to all but one. Unlike your post where you should have used propper engish...

Skysports...

You've spelt Sima wreng...

Self taught acoustic guitar. Been playing for about 10 years. Never really progressed from playing in front of my mates and campsites at festivals, never really wanted to tbh. Played Alto Sax for around a year when I was younger, but could only really play Blue Moon and the theme tune to Pink Panther and The Flumps!

David James is probably the best English player in his position (despite the odd blunder) for a start. The odd blunder being one a game maybe... Do you seriously think that? Only seen two games with James in tbh...

David James is probably the best English player in his position (despite the odd blunder) for a start. The odd blunder being one a game maybe...

Bramble is an outfield David James... FACTABUMBLISCIOUS!

Sibierski?

Is it subtitled?

The old ones are the best. What, vaginas?

A young lad walks in on his mam while she's having a bath. He asks his mam "what's that?" pointing at her vagina. Feeling embarrassed she quickly replies "It's where daddy hit me with an axe". The little lad says "what, right in the cunt?"