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Manchester United are set to offer Cristiano Ronaldo a double-your-money five-year deal worth £100,000 a week. (News of the World) Chelsea will swoop for US defender Oguchi Onyewu, currently at Standard Liege, for around £3m. (Daily Star Sunday, News of the World) Manchester United have won the battle to sign Southampton's wonderkid Gareth Bale - for around £8m. (Sunday Express) Manchester United are also likely to sign Deportivo La Coruna midfielder Aldo Dusher, the man who broke David Beckham's metatarsal before the 2002 World Cup. (News of the World) Wigan boss Paul Jewell is planning a £3m bid for West Ham striker Marlon Harewood. (Sunday People) Liverpool striker Robbie Fowler is ready to follow David Beckham into Major League Soccer. (Sunday Mirror) Middlesbrough have made a £4m bid for Arsenal striker Jeremie Aliadiere with Massimo Maccarone set to leave the Riverside. (Daily Star Sunday) Birmingham want up to £8m for Matthew Upson as they have to pay the defender's ex-club Arsenal a percentage of any transfer fee. (Daily Star Sunday) Aston Villa could swap striker Milan Baros for Lyon's version of Peter Crouch in John Carew. (Sunday Mirror) John Terry, Frank Lampard and Michael Essien are set to sign new deals at Chelsea, despite the uncertainty over manager Jose Mourinho's future. (Sunday Mirror) Bolton and Blackburn are expected to slug it out as they try to land Manchester City's central defender Sylvain Distin. (Sunday People) Tottenham want winger Damien Duff from Newcastle, who could be tempted to sell to raise funds for a central defender. (Sunday People) England could play their Euro 2008 qualifier against Andorra at Barcelona's Nou Camp stadium because of security concerns. (NOTW) Juventus are planning a £30m offer for Liverpool's Steven Gerrard when they hopefully return back to Serie A for next season. (Various)

Why the fuck did I watch every single one?

Ben Haim is also on a free this summer, both would be bargains.

Agreed!!

Would you be shocked if he was?

Never seen a performance as bad as that, even in the Souness days.

Does exactly what it says on the tin. PM for link!

You got something on your hair.

Get the fuck in, would be happy with a draw tbh.

Defoe 1-0.

Luque on the way then.

Windows 95? Damn Small Linux?

Go into BIOS, and make sure the first boot priority is the CD/DVD drive, not the hard drive or what ever.

Doubt we've gone after Nihat and Cavenaghi tbh, and I'd have Bent and Bridge for about £10M for the pair max.

Why the fuck did I just watch that whilst eating?

Yes please.

Fletcher misses a sitter.

Yes, it was the RAM, alright cheers lads. Also, Core 2 Duo is fucking quick.

I got my new one computer today, and fuck all will install on it, tried about 10 different operating systems, tried different CD's too. Normally I get the blue screen of death on Windows XP when it says ''creating list of files to be copied'' or on other OS's it just freezes. Any ideas?

That's class.

2-0 Oba

Started a game with Coventry, Kevin Kyle and Eddie Johnson(he's a class act cheers Jimbo) got me promoted, so far about 12 games into the new season and I'm currently 2nd.

Looks like he is doing something else to me Trust you to notice.