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Benzema

Nice finish for the first.

Palacio and Van Der Vaart. Both class.

I can't sign anyone as they never get a WP. Any luck for you lot?

People still don't realise that he don't give 2 fucks about us. Seriously, wake up and smell the coffee, at least Martins tries when he plays. What does Owen do?

Half Time Score: 0-0 Full Time Score:1-2 First Goalscorer: Bellamy And for 5 bonus points how many ex newcastle players will start in the game: 3

RIP.

spoken by someone who clearly doesn't live in london Someone do an IP check on me and prove this guy wrong.

Central London is decent. All other parts are shite.

I came home thinking why isn't CITV on.

Oh dear.

Marseille Skipper Completes Toon Move MARSEILLE defender Habib Beye has completed his switch to Newcastle United. The 29-year-old Senegal star has signed a three-year deal with the Magpies. Beye, who can operate as a right-back or centre-back, was skipper of the French club having joined from Strasbourg in 2003. He featured in both legs of Marseille's UEFA Cup semi-final victory over United in 2004 but was on the losing side in the final against Valencia.

Text from club.

Both have signed.

1:12 minutes of fucking highlights, pathetic.

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/76379063.j...B3B7BD5933B01FF

Another problem-free performance. Cacapa looked every inch the experienced, composed centre half when he came on too. Good to hear, cheers.

How did Rozehnal play today?

R.I.P

Hope not. Utter legend.

Same as.

Media ejaculation any time soon.

Flipping heck.

Martins is a bargain for £10M, considering Young cost £9.5M and Bent cost £16.5M and Martins is a LOT better than them 2.

Our Adidas contract doesn't expire for another 4/5 years does it?