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Llambias will be on the phone as we speak.... Premiership footballer? free? gerrin

Your loss. The thing is I can see you're speaking but Im oblivious to what it is.

I forgot!

http://www.toontastic.net/videos/dannyb.swf

Sammy Ameobi was stood next to me on the metro this morning, was tempted to push him under the train just in case he ends up like his brother

you know you've hit rock bottom when Bolton fans take the piss

Any old iron any old iron any any any old iron......

I love the way Ryder makes the first statement in bold as if its a positive. As for the second bit, seriously? the only person you could think would have a chance of keeping us up was an ex-player with zero management credentials? Im happy we made the move but can safely say that if someone had said to me last Sunday "pick anyone you want to employ for the last 8 games to try and keep us up and we'll try and get them in" then Shearer wouldnt have even entered my head. I commend you Derek on finally doing something positive (even if it is way too late) but you must think we're all mental when you make statements like that.

Oh he gets better than that, you wanna see his NUFC articles on wikipedia

Seemingly they did it on all the games Accrington played this season, well apart from that friendly against the toon, they felt that was too risky tbh

Its from that piss take blog thing they have where its not real stories, sometimes its so untrue its a joke. The other week right, they had a story about a group of kids from North London that support Spurs, I mean for fucks sake thats just taking the piss guv'nah, you just wouldnt would you? not with the Arse being a proper big club and all that.

Just made the same comment in the other thread. Obviously there were attempts to lift the atmosphere including the NUSC stuff obviously but once in the ground and once people realised the standard of football hadnt really changed then it was the same old same old. As for Ryder well, hes definitely taken over from Oliver

I assume he means last Thursday afternoon when SJP hosted the annual fishing tackle awards as he sure has hell cant have been commenting on Saturday! We unfortunately still lack the passion and fervour required from fans to lift the players enough to get out of this shite.

Your lass is a Geordie and so is her brother? hey what a weird world, whats the fookin chances of that happening? it must be like a million to one or summat.

tbf CT also posted a video of him, missus n bairn outside the ground pre-game Ps I'm posting this from my iPhone while on the metro (sad bastard that I am )

I cant believe that 2 of the 3 pages of a thread devoted to who is to blame for the club being in this crisis are devoted to Shay Given, one single player. What happened to the logic that no one player is bigger than this football club? Are we saying we'd be sitting in mid table safety now if Shay was still here? Was it Shay who said "I dont want you to sell me though until the last minute, just so you havent got time to spend the money"? No, it wasnt. Was it Shay who set the fee at 5.9million and then insisted the worlds richest club didnt pay in one installment? I dont think so. If we're going down that road in apportioning blame then why not hoy a load of shite at the 5k fans who didnt bother to turn up for games once the going got tough? is it their fault the ground doesnt have the same atmosphere it used to? Yes, it is, is it their fault the club is in the shit though? No not in the slightest. They the same as Given are a product of those at the top, give them good football, a manager who knows what hes doing and frankly the truth once in a while and most would still be here, that I believe goes for Given too. As for Danny "cocknocker" B, what part of the man at the top taking the blame dont you get? When two CDs with 25million records were lost from HMRC, was it the kid who posted them that got the chop? nope. Was it the manager that give him the all clear? nah, the Director walked away in disgrace (well technically into a better paid job elsewhere) even though he never once had anything to do with the whole process. The buck stops with those at the top, if Wise, Llambias and Kinnear are incapable of running a football club its Ashley who's at fault for both giving them the jobs in the first place and more importantly refusing to realise the problem when it caused the club to meltdown.

There is only one man to blame for this complete mess. Yes Llambias has ran the club like shit but hes done what he was employed to do, cut costs, cut corners and not give a flyingfuck about the customers. Wise has done whatever the fuck it is Wise did. Kinnear did the best he could it wasnt his fault somebody was stupid enough to employ him. One man alone is responsible for all the things they've done and more. His belief that you can purchase a football club, cut costs down to the bone and staff it with cheap foreign tat with the view to making a profit is the reaon we're fucked.

hmmmm a freudian slip?

Why do you say that Tom? (like I care) *desperate for the answer Haven't you got some balloons to blow up? Got to spend those NUSC subs somewhere now that Ashleys back in the good books. Speaking of subs can you explain the maths on this one from the Spurs Supporters Trust? Now forgive me if my A level maths is a little rusty but £10 / 5 years = £2 per annum a whopping saving of -100% on the cost of buying it annually. I like the logic I must say.

Why do you say that Tom? (like I care) *desperate for the answer

She was a fat racist charver though, famous for basically being a....thick fat racist charver. To reward the youth of today with stardom, jewels and more money than they could have made in a lifetime if they were doing what they are capable of is the problem with this country now. What message does it give? Either stick in at school, get a job and work hard all of your life or, leave school with fuck all, go on a reality programme (where the only reason they selected you was because you were so pig shit thick) get ya minge out, say some stupid stuff to show just how thick you actually are then appear in OK magazine. Call a Bollywood star names because you think you're better than her and become reviled by the general world but its ok because at some stage you'll die and suddenly they'll think you're a saint. In this country, the rewards, the fame, the money, the celebrity all goes to film stars, pop stars, footballers and now reality tv stars. There's no difference, it's all entertainment, nothing more, nothing less. Do you honestly believe that what Ashley Cole does is of any more benefit to this country than what a nurse or teacher or policeman or soldier does? You are rightly annoyed by a lot of what is happening in Britain, but I don't think you're looking in the right place if you think that slagging off the product of a woeful education system (especially in the inner cities) and a rampant media is going to put it right. As I've said already, Jade Goody was not my favourite person in the world but I didn't resent her taking the chance to get something in this life, especially after the hand she'd been dealt. Children are just sponges who soak up the culture that they are born into. For too many kids there's no dad at home - let alone working, a school where the teachers are worried about their own safety, junk food, no exercise, credit culture from the top to the bottom....and you're blaming the PRODUCT of this society? Jade Goody did everything to make sure her own kids would get better than that, starting with a decent education. She did what she had to do in her last months to make sure they got that. I think they should be proud of her. Im guessing you wrote that while I was writing my last reply, Im not blaming Goody for taking what she could, like I say I would do the same. What I am blaming is the media 100%. As for footballers, film stars actors etc, no they are of less benefit to this country than those that the likes of nurses and in an ideal world the roles would be reversed but its not like that. At least though with all of those, (sportspeople, actors, musicians etc) they have had to work to get where they are. Footballers may be born with the skills but they still need to train, culture them and harness them into a useable product and at least once a fortnight or so they go out and give it their all (unless they're Shola of course!). The likes of Goody opened her mouth (and legs) spouted some shite and became a heroine to millions of young girls across the country, that is a worry for society.

I totally agree that its the media at fault, frankly if Channel4 told me Id be a millionaire if I got me twat out and let the world know that I didnt even know how to pronounce a couple of hundred square miles of England let alone the fact it was in England then Id do it. Upbringing though, is not an excuse for a lass with a publicist and advisors not to know the difference between right and wrong. The problem I see is not that the media lets me see those less forunate than myself, its the fact they revel in them being that way, that they put people who otherwise would be on the dole with 6 kids to 7 different fathers on a pedestal and then other easily led mongs see them as role models. I dont even blame Channel 4 for Goody, they set up BB as a social experiment, a way for the rest of the world to realise just how shit the country actually is, the fact the Sun, Mirror and OK magazine turned it into the next Oscars was the problem. OK and Hello magazine are the real culprits in all this. If they hadnt existed then the likes of Goody would have left the house and drifted back into general obscurity other than making a good enough living round her local area opening fetes and appearing at night clubs and such (maybe a spot in Razzle shoving an East Angular up her minge). Enough money though to get her out of the shite she was in and into a normal standard of living. I put Kerry Katona on the same sort of level but at least she made her name doing something, regardless of just how shit they were at least she actually got there through some form of work. Its time we stopped rewarding stupidity and only made saints of those that actually deserved it, as has been mentioned in this thread a number of times what of Jane Tomlinson? how come there wasnt anything like the column inches awarded to her? Goody, when realising she was dying did what most of us would do, look after number one and shes seen as this deity. Tomlinson fought to raise as much as possible on the hope of saving the likes of Goody yet she passes with barely a murmour. Even Natasha Richardson, a hard working English actress who at least had some talent and worked hard for what she had. Her death barely registered a blip when compared to Goody. Stardom in this country is not down to talent anymore its just how stupid you're willing to look.

She was a fat racist charver though, famous for basically being a....thick fat racist charver. To reward the youth of today with stardom, jewels and more money than they could have made in a lifetime if they were doing what they are capable of is the problem with this country now. What message does it give? Either stick in at school, get a job and work hard all of your life or, leave school with fuck all, go on a reality programme (where the only reason they selected you was because you were so pig shit thick) get ya minge out, say some stupid stuff to show just how thick you actually are then appear in OK magazine. Call a Bollywood star names because you think you're better than her and become reviled by the general world but its ok because at some stage you'll die and suddenly they'll think you're a saint.

Says the lad arguing against asians and women on another clubs message board I'm not anti asian or anti women. I just feel that when a women goes to football she is denying a man a seat but I suppose that doesn't apply in the case of Newcastle. I bet you wear gor blimey trousers n'all.