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write an article or come up with an idea thats used and the email address is yours, we can however sell you an email address and chunk of webspace under the toontastic.net domain.

£2.70 here and you get to be ranted at by smelly drunk Irish gamblers. Although Sky appear to have given me full access to every channel ever, so I'm tempted to avoid the humiliation of watching the match in public tomorrow night. I take it Playboy, Television X and Hotbabes channels dont get much use...

Awwwww cute! cute? have you seen what hes done with the carrot????

aye have a good day to both of you.

And you base these serious doubts on what? 6 months in the job? another manager who looks like failing? (a manager appointed by who?) a lack of silverware? the fact hes taken a club which in the words of our new chairman was "very close to 'folding like a pack of cards'" and paid off half the debt from his own pocket? You sir, are basing your views on the fact hes splashed a bit cash when hes been out and about, the type of thing that you yourself have said you couldnt care about when everyone else talked about fat man slagging us off, shagging whores (on our money) and generally taking the piss out of you, me and everyone else who wears the clubs colours. I will have no hesitation in holding my hands up and saying it was a failure....when it actually happens but so far Ive seen nothing to hint at Mort being 200% better chairman than that fat bastard.

Based on the fact shes actually going away though its not really that relevant is it?

anyone have this? christ I was easily pleased!!!

Im getting her a Ferrari, shopping spree in Harvey Nicks and a trip to the Maldives. Oh bollocks Ive spoilt the suprise now, thats them out the window.....now wheres the perfume list?

I refer the honourary gentleman to my previous answer....

back in my day we had to make do with those clips you got on the top of coat hangers, the ones that said the size..oh and we had to use lollysticks to make them sound like motorbikes.. aye times were hard

stop using fookin hotmail then however if you insist on using that piece of shite then you need this > http://email.about.com/od/windowswebmailto...gr/freepops.htm to get it to work with a POP3 based system. Or you could just write a nice article for the site and receive your very own thefish@toontastic.net email address, its sitting here all lonely in the box waiting for you to order it.... can you hear it??? "order me fishy, make your life complete..." see?

Thats your answer to everything

woooooooooohoooooooooooo Geordie Messiah!!!!

THE Daddy!

Maybe so, but when I hear the name Stoke I inevitably think 'Stanley Mathews'. Started and finished his career playing for Stoke, a legend among the legends. Even then hes probably more famous for the Blackpool cup final

You are actually bigging it up with that statement

It does now, I just made it up must have done, can't think for bugger what else it could mean At the end of the day in the schoolyard it couldnt be beaten so you just have to add DSNR to the end of your posts and argument over ie.... Fifth best team in the league ever DSNR and nobody can argue back, its the nae returnies that does it, theres no comeback from that

Aye fair point the clothes should have gone, as for the rug well that was a tad out of place Cash wise, I found it way cheaper than Dublin was, for instance a large (and I mean wine bottle size) bottle of beer and a large glass of wine was 9 euros (considering we were paying 9.5 for a guiness and a half bottle of Magners in Dublin), 2 cappuccinos was around the 2.5euro mark (about 2quid) so I'd say that was good compared to home and the main meal we had on Friday night was 40Euros for a couple of drinks, main courses and deserts. Shopping wise for the ladies, there was a woman on the plane back we were talking to who mentioned she goes shopping for clothes in some big shopping centre opposite the airport, seemingly stuff that sells in M&S and Per Una??? you get there before it comes out here for a third of the cost....allegedly.

It does now, I just made it up

Unless it worked Aye, whoever does it will however be a laughing stock in the football world before "possibly" becoming a hero. What it is guaranteed to do is get SkySports camping outside SJP interviewing every mong in sight

Fuck off and support Sunderland then you cunt. you're too late for comments like that, you should have said it to all those who hated Shepherd all those years to fuck off and support the team ran by Bob Murray instead. Wonder why you didn't ? Because Shepherd proved his incompetence for over a decade. If you're suggesting our best start to a season in years followed by poor form cancels out Allardyce's proven track record for over a decade, then you're clearly a stupid thick cunt. But then. we already knew that. I'm pleased you think that qualifying for europe more than every club but 4, playing in the Champs League, finishing in the 3 highest consecutive top league positions for 50 years, and backing his managers to bring some far superior players to the club than we have seen in the last few months, to be incompetent. Yay!!!! Leazes is back! Welcome back mate you've been missed QFT (DSNR) Seriously though PP, how can this be ignored ? Nobody's saying we are happy with coming close and being frustrated so often with it all, but its still plain facts. Overall we had a good last 10-15 years under the Halls and Shepherd [deliberately seperating the Keegan era as that in itself was something that will sadly probably never happen again], but its been good. I hope we can go one better under Ashley and Mort and win a trophy or two on the back of good, consistent league placings, but what I say is the truth, it may not go down well with some, but it is. Its very sad that people either don't understand this, or don't want to, simply because of a few daft remarks in a brothel, from which they never really recovered their self respect with some people, although everybody who was up in arms about it were quick enough to take their FA Cup Final tickets and go to the Champions League games. And nobody forced them to carry on renewing season tickets either. If Alan Shearer isn't bothered by being called "Mary Poppins", as captain of the club, wtf should anyone else be bothered by things like this. I totally agree with the last bit, always disagreed with you on the first one about 5th best in the country and all that but as for picking us now over 20 years ago and I'll stick with how things are now thank you very much. For the record (as Im not sure how you read it) the QFT (DSNR) was in agreement with you "Quoted For Truth (Double Squinchies Nae Returnies )

I havent been a supporter of Big Sam over the last couple of games but I do think that binning him this early to replace him with an unproven "Geordie Saviour" would make us look like total tools. Geordie Nation and all that jazz

And the award for daftest question of the year goes to.... course they do, its heaving with the things! Food wise, obviously pizza and pasta are top (the mushroom pasta I had Friday night was like no other while the Lasagna al Bolognese was totally different to what you get here, it was more a mince pate but tasted fantastic). There were bakeries that had huge windows filled with different topped focacias and mini pizza breads while the cakes ....droooooool. If you go in a bar for a drink you get a plate of antipasto (sic?) just a small amount but it was perfect. The hotel was spot on, the pics on the link dont do it justice, our room was big, airy, spotlessly clean and had a fantastic big bathroom.

Id always just thought it was all little rice rolls with a bit fish (which I like) but they do so much more, Chicken and Salmon Terriyaki, chicken skewers, vegetables, noodles etc