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Im liking the idea of this Bruce Arena tbh

Now thats service for you and people complain about the NHS, yet you go in with dodgy nuts, get sorted and then they even test them out for you

What yee ouching at? you dont know the pain us lads have to go through just to carry these buggers round And dont come any of that "childbirth" bollocks either.

So Chelsea couldnt get rid of about 9k tickets for the Semi yet suddenly they all appear for the final

Testicular torsion? Aye. Good job you advised him to go to hospital, could have lost a nut! Get well soon Greg! This does raise a point though, we have a trainee surgeon? in Luke and a nurse yet when your bollocks hurt you ask Jimbo. Top thinking tbh

Yup thats a first!!! Get well soon mate, did they put it in a jar for you?

He'll have to ask her if its ok first

okaaaaay this thread is good

The opposite is bothering me, I was sure on Sunday that it was fairly nailed on and had already been sorted weeks earlier thereby being the reason Sam left Bolton (have to say I thought it was a definite). For once I thought we had forward planned things, whether it was the greatest plan on earth was another thing but for once we looked like we were doing things properly. Now Im not so sure.

1. I havent managed to go to bed til at least 1am evey night for last 2 weeks. 2. I have to be in Shipley at 10:30 3. They gave me a Diesel Automatic Vectra 4. Im currently on AutoTrader car hunting. 5. I bought 4 new domain names last night.

Well you've missed an hour of it

Just as I was gonna have an early night. You put on Kill Bill Vol 1

As soon as the makems announce or do something.

Alan didn't really answer the call last time, did he... No, however this time he will Bringing him out of retirement, Pud? That would be telling

Alan didn't really answer the call last time, did he... No, however this time he will

Whip round in the Trent should sort it like.

Well to pinch one *insert name of any random Geordie here*'s famous sayings...FUCK OFF ALAN YOU DICKWEED

Harsh? my sweaty bollocks. Let us not forget Luque currently "plays" for us but I wouldnt want him as Manager. Currently Shearer is on the telly, thats what he does, he doesnt manage a team or coach anywhere he appears on BBC Football programmes. Give up already with the Shearer will save us shite.

And perceptions, values, mentality. Numerous things need changing within the club, they arent always things you can see or measure. This club has been going downhill for years, we've tried the big name signings, sexy football managers, big name managers and last ditch "naebody else wants it and hes on the cheap" managers and none of it has worked. Its time for a change of tack and new direction, its time to build things slowly and carefully and (unfortunately) its time to know our place in the football world and that place is upper mid-table nothing more. We may believe we can compete with ManUre, Chelski, Inter etc but we cant and never will, at least not without a total change and take over from another big money investor (something which is franly unlikely in the near future). Until then we need to know our place and that place is with a manager of the calibre of Allardyce. Theres nothing to attract the massive names, we dont have 500million to spend to win the League Cup or anything to offer the Wengers of this world.

And the award for most random thread of 2007 goes to......

SMO blatantly bluetoothing pics of his cock to pilots now.

Attractive football? I'll take a goal once in a while over what we have currently tbh.

There was actually,him and Keegan as a double act So thats a bloke off the telly and one who runs a football circus. Seems perfect for the Toon these days tbh

Christ Im gonna get slated for this but.....

All but the bottom two are worth asking. Too many managers are just being dismissed without even being asked. How do you know? I know we had this a year ago but how do you know that fat boy hasnt been to them and they've laughed at him?