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Based on some of the posts here if we get Mourinhio then were gonna go down (no pun intended) as a bunch of pet fiddlers as well. That should up our popularity

That wasnt the case with Andy boy, he served in the Falklands.

Will you still come visit us though? We do allow other teams fans on here.

Was lying in bed trying to get to kip and we could hear what sounded like a pissed bloke shouting for his mate, after a few minutes we realised he was shouting help so went out to take a neb, couldnt see anything but could still hear the bloke shouting so I called the police (Wacky forgive me, Im not a grass honest), after 5 minutes of trying to explain where and what I could hear they sent out cars. Turned out this bloke was in the water over on the Newcastle side (further up from St Annes Quay), it took 5 copper cars, two fire engines, an ambulance, speedboat and police helicopter to find him like but I think hes ok. What did piss me off though was the fact the police computer didnt have my postcode in it, put it in google earth or multimap and up it pops, try the Northumbrian forces database and nowt!

My memory says your mates wrong. We were 16 at the time and had wandered up to try and sneak in (as we had done for the previous Springsteen gig), suffice to say they had learnt their lesson after that one and sorted out the problem areas so we ended up sitting on a flat bed truck behind the Leazes supping cans. About half an hour into Queens slot and these blokes turned up and started nattering to us about how they had missed their slot. They ended up sitting nattering and sharing cans with us for about an hour. So I believe it was because INXS had been held up that Quo did a longer slot.

Major drugs deal

<--- rushes off to the bookies (again)

Its his butler I feel sorry for.

There was a body found in the river yesterday as well. Watched them fish it out, and no before Gemmill asks I didnt take pictures. I wqas one of the few people with enough respect not to try and grab a gory snapshot for the family album.

yep, had me one of them too. Was a canny phone like

Cant remember when I had my first one but it looked like this... First one I ever saw was the one my dad had, its battery was like about the size of a car battery...

Im loving BBCs online commentary:

You've nevr met an accountant then?

Jimmy Carr n'est-ce pas? Blatantly ripping off his stuff from Viz then, thinking about it that wouldnt surprise me

When delivering Jack Nicholsons urgent room service request for contraception.... "Heeeeeres (a) Johnnnnnny"

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak," Thin Lizzy sang in 1976, "somewhere in the town." Near the prison would be my guess.

Damn! I thought she was dead EDIT: Just realised its a good thing she hasnt died after all nobody wishes ill on another living person and they would have just done reruns of "Funny Girl" on telly for a year (if ever a film was so unaptly named)

Have to admit that I read the initial post here as nothing more than a canny attempt at a funny thread. The fact he disappeared for a few days straight after just heightened the comedy value tbh

Manc Mag in blatant attempt to make out hes a professional.

It has been done tbh, although the two lads caught were let off without any action as (and I quote) "they were keyed out at the time"

I thought it was because you'd had a wank in the lasses bogs?

2 words.... Civil Servant I am win tbh

You just know its going to be one big Jesusweptathon tbh

Wheres 'Sick Note Gemmill' for advice when you need him?