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even though you are probably one of the only people shorter than him

well I might stick an offer in for him, based on that performance I reckon I could afford him now like.

Ahh the good old "lets gan to the pub, its a piece of piss just say Martins was class and Bramble was shite"

I hope I meet you one day. If you work in Care in the Community then theres a damned good chance you already have.

a telly.

Sorry Jon, but these decisions are for the manager. But I'm not surprised you think the chairman is the manager, it does explain why you get so many assumptions wrong, although you aren't the only one ... Apart from when a big name/ useful player was bought by Souness then it was the chairman?

Should have been Man of the Match last week tbh heres hoping he puts in an equally good display tomorrow.

Oh how I wish we had a player who would smack Martins across the legs with a club. Admittedly I do wish we had a player that would smack Carr across the legs with a club

Before you leave debt recovery though can you just go on the PC and delete my files? Cheers mucka much appreciated.

have you plugged the broadband in? what does it show when you hover your mouse over the network icon on your status bar? then try here > http://www.speedtest.net/ and post the results of both on here.

and so the cycle continues.

Link? I've checked me stats but it appears 268 sites have linked it and its a twat going through them

Dont drop down to his level Keith mate. Innocent scpusers got killed, along with the drunken wankers too. Fucking, scousers though, fuck off you set of thieving, job dodging cunts I think it would be fair to say that ALL those unfortunately killed that day were 'innocent' of any wrongdoing on the day. The ones killed were the poor sods at the front who had got inside the ground with plenty of time to spare and were in the correct enclosure. In some ways the scousers are right, there was no fuckin justice to it I dont believe in bringing Hillsbrough into things thats why I mention Heysel on its own however when a prick comes on shouting about how much better his teams support is than ours then I reckon its fair game to point out how many fans have died as a direct result of his lovely clubs fans. One thing on the Hillsbrough thing though is what started all this shite on here, proven or not you would think that their fans would learn not to shout about getting into the game for nowt or selling tickets on to increase the numbers above those expected.

I agree, but even though its set up, not taken by the press but our own photographers, notice that Riise is jogging, no bruising, ask yourself, onecrack by a golf club would cause injury, but to be attacked numerous times and running around like a spring lamb, load of bollocks. The point being though that yes, he appears to be uninjured but frankly its unlikely that the story was made up fully. It sounds Like Bellend went to smack him with a nine iron but failed when it transpired Riise still had shin guards on and dwarfboy couldnt hit higher. You have to question though, do you really want a player in your squad whos willing to risk a fellow teammates career because he wouldnt sing "on the wings of love"?

you've obviously paid a ton over the odds for them ones then, I cant imagne anthing worse the front row seats for Wet Wet Wet.

That makes them £70 overpriced tbh

Finally something talking sense Oh the irony of a scouser missing the point.

Im not bringing any bullshit up son, purely fact. You killed 39 fans in Heysel while chasing a European title, we however have bumped none off.

Also to fit in with my friend above, we've won one European cup for every foreign fan we've killed while rioting and becoming known as the scum of England. You will need to win it another 34 times to have a chance of managing that feat. You have however managed to win it one time for every year you got English clubs banned from Europe. Top marks sonna, top marks

I got meself totally fooked up there like 100kb minimum per pic and the comment about the pics hes taken is a very long story which Im about to send you a PM for!!

hey hey another one.... they're like lambs to the Heys.... I mean slaughter

here ye go.... http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~litjen/Lamfont.htm

Funnily enough I've been working on something like this at work for a while, we need to convert approx 4 billion documents from microfiche to electronic storage. However we need to have the data extracted as well so we can index and search. So although the media and volumes are totally different the same logic applies and one of the things we've looked at is farming the work out to a supplier to carry out and you may find it makes sense to do the same otherwise you're going to need to get a flatbed scanner adaptor to allow you to scan them, may find the scanner you have (if you've got one) is not good enough quality and need a deeper dpi resolution so it can work out fairly expensive just for the equipment. On top of that its quite a labour intensive task, you'd need to switch over the slides, ensure numbering is set properly to capture them, store them somewhere (4000 pics @ a minimum of 100mb each is well ermmm its a lot of HD space). Personally, Id farm the task out to Kodak or someone who can scan em, number em, sort em and drop them back to you on a pile of DVDs ready to go. What kinda pics has your father in law been taking recently?

No smoke without fire Do you reckon the club rules include : No player shall take a nine iron to the legs of a teammate.