peasepud

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream red rock chips)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities. Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership. Thank you, Your biggest fan

Says the man who set it to "negative some random amount". and I havent yet perfected the "SimaRandomPostcountGenerator" script so until then I thought what the hell.

Peasepud would probably kill him. 48613[/snapback]

to do it at the end after we'd clung on screaming for the final whistle just made us a laughing stock.

Jeezus fookin Christ on a bloody big bike. What you saying now? that all Toon fans are racist? if you're going to post shite like that why not do it under the pseudonym you normally use for that stuff?

Yeah I had problems on Newcastle-Online with comments made by HTL and these were well publicised however theres nothing I've seen since then to corrobarate the statments you are making and until theres signs of anyone breaking the board rules then Im happy with things. Like I've pointed out before there was once a thread years ago which ran to many pages entitled "Peasepuds a racist" which brew from the single misuse of the word coloured. If you have documented proof that someone on this board is racist towards other board members then Im happy to see it otherwise personally Id prefer it if you didnt ruin every thread there is with these things. 48215[/snapback] So people are only racists at certain times? Nonsense peasepud. Whether on this board or another board racism is racism. That person is thus a racist. Does NUFC need that? Does it need the likes of Lee Bowyer? Whether they are castigated for it rather than punished by law for it is immaterial. We know it and thus we need to ensure they are reminded that it isnt something that can be tolerated. Its a one strike offence I am afraid. Go to SJP. Stand next a copper and shout something racist at Shola tomorrow. See if you get let back in. TO use your analogy, you assume they would let you into Goodison, anfield etc. they wouldnt. Ever. 48220[/snapback] Do you have documented proof that Bowyer is racist (and no, a copy of the Sun isnt classed as evidence) as for HTL, Leazes or anyone else can you prove they are? even better than that, can you actually prove they are the same person as was on the old board? I cant.

I think the question in your post was answered by the first statement. Nah, anywhere for me

I was lead to believe it was Sports Cafe beforehand although this may have just been a ploy to send me elsewhere.

Yeah I had problems on Newcastle-Online with comments made by HTL and these were well publicised however theres nothing I've seen since then to corrobarate the statments you are making and until theres signs of anyone breaking the board rules then Im happy with things. Like I've pointed out before there was once a thread years ago which ran to many pages entitled "Peasepuds a racist" which brew from the single misuse of the word coloured. If you have documented proof that someone on this board is racist towards other board members then Im happy to see it otherwise personally Id prefer it if you didnt ruin every thread there is with these things.

Youre obsessed. Souness was never the answer on the field. However, he could spot an arsehole a mile away. He did and he got shot of them. Job done. Move on to proper manager now. If people arent bright enough to recognise the problems caused by Bellamy/Robert et al then that is their problem. Get an education. In the meantime...concentrate on real evil...racism. 48203[/snapback] hes right though, you are obsessed!

Whats the obsession with deciding everyones a racist all of a sudden? every thread Im wandering into has you saying "Aye but he's racist scum" or accusing other members of it. Lets see the evidence you have that Bowyers racist and I'll listen, an argument in McDonalds 6 years ago isnt proof. Personally, I think that LB is one of the few players this season to be showing his commitment.

strange that...so you feel older now at 23 than you did when you were 22 or 21? weird

aye happy birthday its a good time for a birthday methinks and Im just a year or so older.

emmm Im confused...all the pants I wear are 3/4 length at best. Some are maybe just past me knees.

yeah, iv got a few makem mates at work, most of them are alright although I know one who will not be at work on Monday if ..I mean when we beat them.

Thank fook for that, the only computer system in there that I havent been involved in, all the rest Ive been part of and they've all ....fooked up

The lead singer and songwriter, Grant and a lad called Noel, both work at my place. I know Grant well and Noel enough to natter to here and there. As for the drummer Im afraid I aint even got a clue as to his name! Will be hosting some of their tracks on Alreet radio as soon as I can be arsed to go down to the car and grab the CD out! You heading down to the Tanners then Wacky? 47690[/snapback] I know Noz (noel) very well and the drummer (Guy) I've known since he was a bairn. I was working until 8:15 so by the time i could have got there no doubt it would have all finished. Maybe next time and I'll introduce myself Had a feeling you worked up that shithole, just got out a few weeks back, thank fuck 47722[/snapback] I didnt make it meself, although they didnt get on until 9.30 seemingly, Im going to the Red Rooms on the 30th so might have a bevvy or two if you're up for it. Aye that shitholes the place like, which dept did you work in then?

The lead singer and songwriter, Grant and a lad called Noel, both work at my place. I know Grant well and Noel enough to natter to here and there. As for the drummer Im afraid I aint even got a clue as to his name! Will be hosting some of their tracks on Alreet radio as soon as I can be arsed to go down to the car and grab the CD out! You heading down to the Tanners then Wacky?

Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 47.5 Potential fine: £4500

well done mate, hope all are fine.... Finlay????

there is a possibility that he could be done for manslaughter (although it would probably be involuntary manslaughter). At the end of the day his actions were at least partly responsible for the deaths of between 1 and 3 women. The hard part I suppose would be proving how many (if any) of those three would have survived if he hadnt done what he did.

was hoping you wouldnt notice that fact

Shame Peter Crouch doesn't play for them, you could have knee-capped the bastard and imitated him! 47046[/snapback] If you think Im gonna pull on one them shirts to get in then oh by the way folks I've only missed one home Makem game in the last 20 years, guess which one it was.... So on your heads be it if we get beat

Isnt that the quote your boss made about you? 46999[/snapback] That's right, you big streaky pissy thing. 47000[/snapback]