sprucett_78

At Thornaby? 155901[/snapback] lol taxis drive from town.. 155936[/snapback] Flask of hot bovril with your vodka? 155938[/snapback] Im not that old yet lol, maybe a cup of tea tho?

At Thornaby? 155901[/snapback] lol taxis drive from town..

slut tbh 155892[/snapback]

As a girl (yes its true) I find how I get over things depends on why it broke down... I seem to have a trend tho, stay in for a bit and do the whole quiet thing, then i seem to go party mad, find myself loving music and nights out , and dont care what anyone says, I go and have lots of sex....its not a rebound thing but just cos I can and I dont have a partner...stay out till 5am, go dancing on the beach with my mates with a bottle of vod till dawn... then i stay in again wishing i hadnt spent so much money... dont settle for someone who will just do tho, do what you want and things will come round and catch u unawares and one day you will realise you are smiling, could be a month could be a year, but its all ok in the end. Enjoy what you can, plenty more people to meet and clubs to dance in and friends to make.

heard nowt but bad things about this 155539[/snapback] worse than Aeon Flux which is saying something. Finally got round to watching Silent Hill. Rubbish. Some good fan service that brought a few smiles but overall another shit game/movie tie in. 155547[/snapback] Ultraviolet is deff not a fab film but some of the fight scenes and shoot outs are good, its just brain candy for the duration of the film, forgotten once its off if you know what I mean.

Saw Ultraviolet last night.....wasnt all Id hoped for but was still very good.

How bizarre, Ive just had a text message from my mam who is in London at the moment who has just said the same thing????? Gonna have to try one i guess.

I'm thinking that driving up Friday would be a far more sensible idea, but only of that kind Mr Pud could allow me to doss an extra night. 155197[/snapback] Not a problemo my jizzing friend as long as you can hold it in for the extra day! If I find one stain or mark on the carpets or bedding or cat then there'll be a war on! 155241[/snapback] Pud you're a star !, I'll have to "off load" before hand, otherwise my scrotum might explode ! 155246[/snapback] You could always jettison some fluid off his balcony. Assuming he's worked out how to open the door yet. 155248[/snapback] remind me to take a brolly and ask for my coffee black if I pop in that weekend !

at the risk of being verbally slapped all over the forum, I have just read all this thread and laughed myself silly at it...lol To play devils and not get into what i shave, cream, wax, demist or dont..... why wouldnt u guys trim or shave if you expect the woman in yr life to do the same? If you all dont want to get 20 yr old rugrats between yr teeth imagine what she is finding if you dont even trim,, i think it works both ways... As for pref, men who trim are fab, men who go further even better but id hate someone to go to trouble and be uncomfortable just to please, yeh it makes things look bigger but eihr way the size you end up feeling is still the same with or without a winter coat.

Man walks along a dirt road, sees something shiny sticking out of the mud and stops to investigate. HE has a scrape and pulls out an old lamp and after giving it a little rub a blonde genie jumps out and tells him he has 3 wishes. The man thinks it over and tells her his wishes and the genie jumps back into the lamp and the man keeps on walking. He goes to bed and when he wakes up he finds himself surrounded by 50 beautiful sexy semi clothed women all wanting him so he starts to make his way through them all doing everything he ever wanted. When he is done he gets up and sets off to explore the mansion he finds himself in. Feeling a very soft carpet under his feet he looks down to find the floors laden and piled with £50 notes. After he is done exploring he hears the door bell, he goes to the door and there are 2 KKK standing there, they grab him and take him to he nearest tree and string him up and watch him swing. Just as he is loosing life he sees the KKK take their hoods off, the 1st is the blonde genie, the 2nd is another genie. She says with a puzzled look, "the 50 gorgeous women I get, being rich sure... but why does every man want to be hung like a black man?" (i know old but still worth a tut)

Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher man (from my Blaises days, ahhh I miss that club)

I voted head im afraid, i dont know why you all go out with us women... I couldnt live with one!

I know I shouldnt but I really laughed myself daft at that !!!!

Well Ive been to see that Hard Candy at the cinema today... Not fantastic but ok, as for you fellas out there though it could be uncomfortable to watch in bits....quite literally !

Names have been amended to protect the innocent. Too long? Short? Shit? Abusive? Any hints? 151894[/snapback] Well being a girl who one day hopes to get married I thought it was a lovely speech. If you need to slag yr mate off then go for it though lol he will only ever love you for it... But I thought it was great, good luck x

You and your fancy fookin dan ideas, left wing do-gooders think you're entitled to hours of endless system uptime. Did your fancy arsed lecturer teach you that? or did you read it in some fancy book . You make me sick, you know nothing of server time, thinking your medical degree gives you some kind of "knowledge" on server technologies. Wanker! 151284[/snapback] someones got his rag week

*coughs Lee Bowyer *cough 151285[/snapback] can i say twat in here??

I went to a dinner party for 8 people, with David Bellamy...

haha, thats the right attitude tho, if someone pisses u off, fling em off a bridge lol. where do you guys find all this stuff? wayyyy to much time on yr hands me thinks lol

hahaha Im liking the optional £2 postal insurance!

haha, i like the "not like the other girls" haha, she has a hut not a cave lol

How come everyone else gets a mention on sex and all I get with mine is Lucy wants to marry her dad and is a thief??!?!?!?! I think someone needs a good whipping for that you know

You're as bad as Jimbo... 149550[/snapback] Nah, Jimbo strikes me as the type of bloke who'd just say 'I'm off with the flu. I think I'll chuck a couple out.' 149813[/snapback] It is the universal cure 149870[/snapback] well i guess its an alternative for men asking women to please come n suck the poison !!!

They should along with the sex offender be chemically castrated and put in a 5 by cell with a hole for a shit pot and a hatch to give them water and mouldy bread for life. unfortunately i can forsee a life of HD television and laundered sheets. The sentences will not get any longer until the amount of time judges can give can be extended by the people who decide the maximums. Its all well out of date, when raping a baby only gets you a matter of months in a place where you can socialise with others who share your hobby then its just fucking stupid. (excuse my language) as for getting bummed in prison they would probably bend over on a regular basis for it as they wont see it a gay act but as sexual gratification. Bring back the boats to Australia thats what i think, let them all run alone on an island doing what they do best living like animals. (of course Australia would not be suitable now but maybe this is why they are investigating mars.)