Bombadil

What have the Romans ever done for us?

Is McKay his agent then? If we don't improve over the next few seasons, N'Zogbia will want to leave, but I just hope he wouldn't leave for fucking Spurs. Anyone but Spurs.

Reading the title I thought we'd signed Werder Bremen's Diego.

I agree it's not really Owen's fault. His pace is definitely gone, which is a real worry, but it's hard to judge his timing when I can't even remember the last decent through-ball or pass there was for him to run on to.

Same.

I agree that beating Boro on Sunday will be a huge boost. If we fail to beat them though, the pressure (from outside) on KK will be huge.

Alan Smith...oh wait...

We are absolutely desperate for a win and a few goals on Sunday. I don't even want to think about not winning.

Atalanta are my favourite club in Italy, so that has to be good news.

I think it sounds great on paper, I am however worried about Keegan feeling that he could be undermined. You can bet your mortgage that that's the spin the press will be putting on the whole thing once it has settled down.

Daily Mail. If he can't win trophies with Barcelona, what better place to go to than Newcastle?

I wish it was August.

That's Milner for you. All graft, no craft.

We still haven't learned to come out focussed and concentrated after the break. The amount of goals we've conceded right after the half-time break this season is unbelievable.

Pinochio's not happy like! There's no doubt Liverpool will still win, but the fact that they look like they'll be 2-1 down at half-time to a bunch of teachers and van drivers should be enough to replace those Radford clips with scenes of the Havant goals. Not going to happen though. Imagine if this was us!

I would love it etc.

That was close

Chance for Smith to play up front. I'll go and place a a fiver on him to score - surely I'll be a millionaire if it works out.

Was he burning £50 notes whilst drinking his pint?

Shame, I would have liked to see it happen.