Bombadil

Unfortunately I only just saw this thread - that would have been my phrase for the Freddie Shepherd bingo: "We're not going be anyone's mugs any more." Yeah, right.

Only just saw this post, I said the same thing in another thread. He's every journalist's dream. You can give him a ring and he will be happy to supply you with as many ludicrous quotes as possible.

Does anyone believe a word he says?

Have I missed something?

It's not just that Roeder talks absolute shit - what makes it even worse is that he's in the papers every single day. At least Souness seemed to stop running to the papers long before he got the sack.

I'd prefer it if Sevilla went on to score two or three more goals!

Fucking GET IN

I don't care who wins the Champions League - I just hope Spurs get a thrashing tonight.

Fair play to them.

Man Utd have been fantastic.

Thank fuck for that.

I do, but there's also no denying that from 2002-2004, we were doing much better than Spurs are doing now - we were even challenging for the title at one stage. Still the media were never collectively getting their cocks out like they are now doing with Spurs.

Don't you ever get tired of stupidly defending Roeder?

Speaking of Sewpa Spurs, good to see the BBC jumping on the media bandwagon of wanking over them. I will love it if Sevilla knock them out.

Italy.

From today's Chronicle. Basically we've brought him in so that Emre has a friend for a week. And I repeat: In fact, I can't so much as I want to . It's April 1st surely, isn't it... It's ridiculous! "Morning Glenn, I've brought along a friend, he'll be training with us for a few days. You don't mind, do you? Thought so."

I would have been happy with Allardyce after Souness was sacked, and I'd be even happier if we got him now. He's doing a tremendous job at Bolton. I never thought he'd keep them in the top 5 this season after he didn't get the England job last year.

One of my favourite players, I was sad when he left.

Daniel Gordone. Bruce Rioja. Alan Shiraz.

Jermain Tennent(s). Gabriel Hein(z)eken.

Paddy Kilkenny.

Nicky Budweiser/Budvar

Ale-bert Luquezade.

Where do you work? Can you give me a job? Basel, Switzerland. Translation: Only gold bungs accepted. Absolute discretion guaranteed.