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Tricia Helfer should be in the Top 10.

Very good.

Herzog & De Meuron have designed it.

I'd be happy with Distin tbf.

Interesting. Just because we're not likely to go there anytime soon doesn't mean it's not worth investigating.

Worse than Blaydon, FACT

What is the correct grammar for "to shit"? Shit, shat, shat? No-one seems to know.

Two weeks in Taormina, Sicily in July and a week on Lake Garda in September. Can't wait. Also going to London for a few days in May.

I wouldn't be too sad to see Dyer go if we could get decent money for him. Having said that, it's still bad news if it's true - like it not or not, Dyer is one of our bigger players and if he wants out, people like Given could soon follow. It doesn't look like the players have a lot of faith in Roeder.

I won't buy it because it looks like worse every time I see it. That's some feat.

That's class.

"I'm gonna straighten your ass out, man!"

Haha, what a complete idiot!

Highest-placed English manager in the Premiership 12 months ago tbh.

Hey, it only took him two days to fill out what I'm sure is a highly complex form!

I also like how the Chronicle's clowns keep mentioning that, thanks. Does anyone even care? What is it supposed to mean?

From NUFC.com:

Gibson's article is all right, but Oliver keeps hitting new lows. Leazes? A blind man can see that our coaching staff, if you can even call it that, is a fucking shambles. It may be many things, but it most definitely isn't a "fair enough team". Lee Clark and Terry McDermott, for fuck's sake.

Roeder is seething

Head still stuck firmly in the sand/up Shepherd's arse.

You like "gritty hard working, no nonsense proper players" don'tcha? "Players you would want next to you in the trenches" tbh.

Some good posts in that thread though.

Why not? He's ugly. So are you, to be fair.

I don't think I'll ever like this shirt. The black bit on the back is horrible.

He only had one question in the interview anyway. Fat Fred: 'So, Glen, are you a Geordie?' Roeder: 'No, but I played and lived here for a few years in the 80's' Fat Fred: 'Excellent. Dougie, send that German chap away will you.' Apparently Roeder's real answer was 'Yes, an Honorary Geordie™.'