Bombadil

Same here, all I'm interested in at the moment is the Bolton game.

Brilliant goal!

Because I'm a total arachnophobe and therefore can't just catch the fuckers and put them outside, I had a 20-minute struggle with a particularly big and nasty spider in the shared laundry room yesterday. Just as I was about to give up and retreat back upstairs without having done my laundry, I noticed the neighbour's cat coming in and managed to set it on the beast. It worked!

I think that this raises more serious issues than a pain in the foot.

So shockingly bad, I had to laugh.

Argentines urged to quit West Ham Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano have been advised to leave West Ham by Argentina national boss Alfio Basile. Since the Argentine pair signed on transfer deadline day from Brazilian club Corinthians they have struggled and West Ham have failed to win a game. Basile told Argentine website TyC Sports: "I think they're half-hearted and I'm really worried. They play as if they're unenthusiastic. "I hope both of them leave that club as soon as possible." Basile took over the Argentina post from Jose Pekerman following the World Cup in Germany. Both Mascherano and Tevez were part of that squad that exited the tournament after losing to Germany on penalties in the quarter-finals. Basile added: "I hope for God's sake that Mascherano can go to Juventus as it has been said, even if he has to play in the second division in Italy. "And Tevez can play in any position in the attacking line, but not as a left-winger like he is currently playing."

I never really got into Lost. I never miss an episode of 24 though as I think it's fantastic entertainment, except for Season 3.

Good for us.

Did they check in the airport bar?

Remember how Oliver kept telling us that they'd wait with the new squad photo to make sure our glorious last-gap signings were included. Talk about an own goal.

Patrokles, in his ludicrously over the top defence of EVERYTHING Newcastle United, won't even let us laugh at some shit pictures of the players. I was just about to say the same thing. You're becoming a parody of yourself, Patrokles

All the best and good luck. BTW, how German does "Innerleithen" look? If I didn't know it was in Scotland, I'd figure it was a place name for a far-off village in Bavaria.

I once had a girlfriend who thought Scotland was an island...

Luque has been called up to the Catalan national squad

Nice one! Bernard played the full 90 minutes as well.

As has been said, at least they are all very attractive opponents. It will be tough though and I think we will struggle in some of the games.

There's not a single bad team in that group.

We're fucked tbh.

Shit, we've got Palermo. FFS.

No Basel, shame.

I was at that game, cracking atmosphere. Sorry you didn't have a good time - Basel played Celtic in the previous round that year and their fans turned the city into one huge party place.

He's half Swiss. I don't know what you're laughing at, better half Swiss than none surely!

Hoping for Basel or Grasshoppers

Geordie-tastic!