Scottish Mag

Fantastic ball by that player on the "wain"...

Looks like they will be offering a 3 year deal again Taken from Caz on N-O

Have never been there but passing through Wigan on the train it looks a truly depressing place.

van Vossen missed the biggest sitter ever in football history, bar none. I wondered how long it would take someone to mention that when I put his name down Was a howler!

Helensburgh that is. Do you not get the impression with them over in the west coast of Scotland that insulting people is part of the culture. It's almost like they're taught from a young age they're taught to end sentences with an insult. They don't want a fight or anything just how they are. "That's wit a wis tellin ye ya daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft cunt " and "wit street ye lookin fir ya wee prick?" Me Ex is from Loch Lomond and even she used to say "cunt" more often than not when insulting people. I think it's just a general Scottish thing; that and getting fried breakfasts off her mother every day whenever I was up there. She sounds lush The fried breakfast thing was surely a bonus. Those views will be of where I stay Do you live near that mad bump? It looks like a mini volcano which though fuck it. I believe it's near Dumbarton's ground. Can dee it for miles. I've put mate again in my edit for fuck sake I meant mate It's saying mate again oh dear M 8 Aye I am originally from Helensburgh but now live in the wee village (Cardross) between Helensburgh and Dumbarton. Canny. Just a wee trip up the road and you're at Loch Lomond, love it up there like. A wee bit braw in winter I'd imagine. Do all your mates slag Newcastle off as a "wee diddy team wae heed eh baw fans"? Nah mate but thats because we don't talk like that in Helensburgh etc Have you not seen the offence I take when anyway refers to us as weegies, Helensburgh is as far away from Glasgow as Edinburgh is. Nar it's not it's less than half the distance, and Dumbarton is even closer. I've got a candidate fae Old Kirkpatrick and he speaks like Barry Ferguson, so he does. Why does Helensburgh not have a team? Looks a bigger place than many who have league sides. Well it is on a train The difference between the way people talk in Helensburgh and Dumbarton is crazy given the fact its that close. I have family in Dumbarton and they sound like proper weegies and characters from Taggart.. Aye yous are more stuck up aren't you? I'm sure a heard Rab C on about Helensburgh being full of Urqhart's, Finlay's and Farquhar's. See snobby Scots are possibly the snobbiest people you will ever find. Colin Montgomery being the classic example. Trust me I am far from stuck up, I think the clique will vouch for that . Upper Helensburgh is where the "posh" ones stay though. I think a few of years ago it was the 2nd most expensive place in Scotland to buy a house. Walter Smith and over the years half the Rangers players lived up there Laudrup, Hateley, Klos, Boli, Albertz, Van Vossen...

Hes fucking shit but whats the odds he ends up this years Lovenkrands and ends up with a contract in to next season. I remember him being that bad that after agreeing to take him on loan for the year Celtic got shot of him after 2 sub appearances not even rating him good enough for the SPL

Those views will be of where I stay Do you live near that mad bump? It looks like a mini volcano which though fuck it. I believe it's near Dumbarton's ground. Can dee it for miles. I've put mate again in my edit for fuck sake I meant mate It's saying mate again oh dear M 8 Aye I am originally from Helensburgh but now live in the wee village (Cardross) between Helensburgh and Dumbarton. Canny. Just a wee trip up the road and you're at Loch Lomond, love it up there like. A wee bit braw in winter I'd imagine. Do all your mates slag Newcastle off as a "wee diddy team wae heed eh baw fans"? Nah mate but thats because we don't talk like that in Helensburgh etc Have you not seen the offence I take when anyway refers to us as weegies, Helensburgh is as far away from Glasgow as Edinburgh is. Nar it's not it's less than half the distance, and Dumbarton is even closer. I've got a candidate fae Old Kirkpatrick and he speaks like Barry Ferguson, so he does. Why does Helensburgh not have a team? Looks a bigger place than many who have league sides. Well it is on a train The difference between the way people talk in Helensburgh and Dumbarton is crazy given the fact its that close. I have family in Dumbarton and they sound like proper weegies and characters from Taggart..

The Carrick, they spent a fortune on that place and I dont think its making the money they expected it to resulting in my monthly costs for the gym getting increased what seems to be every other month. We get a discount because of the in laws but even with that its still ridiculous money.

Those views will be of where I stay Do you live near that mad bump? It looks like a mini volcano which though fuck it. I believe it's near Dumbarton's ground. Can dee it for miles. I've put mate again in my edit for fuck sake I meant mate It's saying mate again oh dear M 8 Aye I am originally from Helensburgh but now live in the wee village (Cardross) between Helensburgh and Dumbarton. Canny. Just a wee trip up the road and you're at Loch Lomond, love it up there like. A wee bit braw in winter I'd imagine. Do all your mates slag Newcastle off as a "wee diddy team wae heed eh baw fans"? Nah mate but thats because we don't talk like that in Helensburgh etc Have you not seen the offence I take when anyway refers to us as weegies, Helensburgh is as far away from Glasgow as Edinburgh is.

Very nice, how did you find the hotel, living so close I have never had the need to stay in it? I am a member of the gym etc and the in laws have a boat moored there.

Those views will be of where I stay Do you live near that mad bump? It looks like a mini volcano which though fuck it. I believe it's near Dumbarton's ground. Can dee it for miles. I've put mate again in my edit for fuck sake I meant mate It's saying mate again oh dear M 8 Aye I am originally from Helensburgh but now live in the wee village (Cardross) between Helensburgh and Dumbarton.

Helensburgh. I know a lad from there. Bit of twat, truth be told. I went to a wedding near there. Dodgy fuckers, the lot of them.

Those views will be of where I stay

Its the shittest in the league without a doubt.

Aye we might see £35 million spent but over how many transfer windows? The next 4 or 5 years?

More bullshit bids like the Michael Johnson and Richardson bids of 2 years ago. The pricks running the club really do think we are fucking idiots...

Charles N'Zogbia WTF???

Rohan Ricketts on Twitter Torres = £50m Carroll = £35m Szczesny-Clichy-Djourou-Vermaelen-Sagna -Nasri -Walcott -Fabregas -Song -Wilshere - RVP = £44m

How many more of these numpty threads am I going to have to delete? Are the bairns on School holidays?

That Nicko the Mirror journo. Apart from the odd Blackburn story does he ever get anything right. Constant bullshit...

Ronaldo - £80m Ibrahimovic - £56.5m Kaka - £56m Torres - £50m (?) Zidane - £45m Figo - £37m Crespo - £35.5m Andy Carroll - £35m (?) Villa - £34m Buffon - £32.6m Robinho - £32.5m Vieri - £32m Shevchenko - £11m Nedved - £30.7m