NJS

Can't believe all you four eyes haven't had them lasered yet - I think I've recommended it a few times. Okay might not be the best time to have minor surgery but still....

It's the idea of a message board populated by mackems where more than one can raise ten million quid that gets me. Not saying there are no successful or well off people from Sunderland of course but still...

I went to B&Q this morning (with mask) and they were handing out free masks at the door as an informal condition of entry. Most people took them off and pocketed them within a few yards of the entrance. I really wish the virus was exclusive to cunts.

To add to crossing their fingers and hoping it all goes away they're going to stop publishing the daily deaths - the buffoon is now just so far up Trump's arse it's actually amusing.

Seems strange to take a Russians are cunts approach when the report is presumably going to say the tory party takes a fortune in donations from them.

Does BEIN's rights cover Saudi Arabia though? If it doesn't then this would be the same as France getting upset with people watching British Sky there. Allowing piracy is one thing but why should they tolerate them if they don't have those rights.

She was Arnie's girlfriend in Twins - I think that her most memorable.

No, you're right, it was that relegation fight year - I think he equalled it and it was 7 games. The record was later broken by Sir Les in 95.

I'm actually quite saddened by Charlton's death though I understand he's had dementia for a while so sometimes it's a bit of good thing if they go. I hated him when he was our manager, I'm honest enough to say and was glad he left. Then a few years later I say him speak at my mate's cricket club dinner and he mentioned that despite playing his entire club career for Leeds, there was only one club team he would get out of his seat for when they scored and that was us. I think the contrast with his "Mister Man United" brother was what made the comment for me.

I've left the house properly for the first time since the 4th of March and travelled into London to spend the weekend with my lass. The train was fine at this time of day as I'd planned but I walked from Liverpool Street to Barbican which stressed the fuck out of me due to the proportion of non-distancing cunts. Hotels are a bit of a fuck on but they seem to have it sussed generally - I might see how the restaurant experience is later.

Two kids who'll come on for a traumatic debut at 6-0 down.

I get the feeling it's continuing to be on message and act on piracy until the end of the season. At least if it is as "simple" as that it's only another 2 or 3 weeks.

"Didn't follow procedures" says the cunt who shook hands with patients, caught the disease and nearly died.

One of the indicative votes would have been something like that but lost by a couple of votes - mainly due to the Change UK and lib dems opposing it as it wasn't remainy enough.

Imagine being happy to see people die for the greater glory of the lads.

What his cousin's stepdad didn't mention is they're one of the 14 teams going tits up.

It was a bit early for the scouse hatred for me but I remember a few tears at the end.

Always disliked him for his brown monarchy tongue - not surprised by this.

Was it the season before last when we did the same and drew 2-2?

That's about his third attempt to spell it - all wrong

No, data you have which you have to share is less valuable - its a contract sweetener.

Daft thought - maybe that Masters didn't fancy defending the decision in front of this committee so decided to wait until after it was done. Clutching at straws but you never know.

They aren't sharing the pillar 2 data with GPs either - probably a condition of the fucking private contract.

It's Trump allover - talk absolute shite which sounds good to the people who support him who'll watch the first story on the news and think "he's sorting it" but will switch off before the analysis (if there is any) takes it apart as nonsense.

I always hoped there was a really junior British bloke on the writing staff that suggested it and has been laughing his cock off ever since.