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Does the cunt have an actual strategy for this "reclaiming"?

They're talking about a "reciprocal visa" scheme for under 35s which is bollocks of course but it would be funny if Rayvin was just about to turn 36...

Should have just diverted the metro to a siding and nuked it from orbit - just to be on the safe side.

Noted draft dodger as well of course (Trump not MF).

Apologies for the sexism but HR departments are just job creation factories for women. There are also loads of "consultancies" in the city that firms bring in to teach pointless training courses like emotional intelligence and diversity awareness all run by ex-HR people and brought in by their mates who they used to work with in the same fucking HR departments.

He was turned down by the other banks because they consider him a PEP so too much hassle. Ironically if he was a "non-person" as he claimed then they would have given him a account no bother.

Too young for him then way too old.

Commodities trader - slightly different kind of barrow boy bullshit job.

That Exile fucker off the SMB reckons Maddison went to Spurs because he doesn't want to play for murderers. I'm guessing Maddison is as blissfully ignorant of geopolitics as Exile was before we were bought.

Definitely agree - just seems a bit harsh. I'm probably just not enough of a twat (yet).

Just read livramento is actually younger than Ashby. I don't really care what happens to Manquillo or Krafth but it seems harsh on Ashby to sign someone who will probably be ahead of him before he's really started.

With the flag shagging, asbo clampdown, immigration, trans rights and economic policies they can't be described as anything other than centre-right at best. I would say Blair straddled the fence with some centre-left stuff as balance but Starmer has absolutely fucking nothing left of centre.

The "Fiscal constraints" Reeves keeps going on about are based on a trap the tories set for Labour but they've now embraced them and made them non-negotiable as she states. This simply means nothing will change apart from alleged better management of the same pie. No thanks.

Jim Davison is another Twitter suggestion. Slash is usually worth watching but this is a car crash.

I don't think Eddie Izzard has quite pulled off returning to their fully masculine form here.

I've said before the number of posters on there who almost pray daily to be burgled so they could chin the imaginary invader is phenomenal. They're all nails.

Should also have been asked what her experience of the German construction industry entailed. Or just told she's a mail reading imbecile.

I'm an old cunt though - I bought my house in 99 and haven't moved.

I have 15 months left on mine so thankfully the amount left means these rises aren't that bad for me. Of course most tory voters will have either paid theirs off or can afford increased payments.

They should get McCoist in as his co-commentator as well.

He even lied about that saying plans were discussed as they were unsure if he'd make it and the press wrote about how the NHS saved his life. A journalist then did an FOI from the hospital and though he did receive oxygen, he was never classed as critical.

Use tech and AI to help the NHS. Or to translate - give contracts to Streeting's donors for shitshow systems that are late and don't work but do at least include selling all our medical data to the cunts.

Still seems a shame about Matty Longstaff. His brother was de-Bruced so I don't see why he couldn't be or at least more of an attempt made.

Starmer has dropped Bridget's flagship childcare policy. Well it's Reeves actually as she has the account password and no fucker's getting anything.

Or in the Mackems' case, their players' mothers.