Fop 1 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Yeah, but his dad could beat up your dad! Dead of man-flu too, the corpses were piled high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13918 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 This is ridiculous. I have had it since Tuesday - which is long enough for me - normally two days at max and I will recover. It keeps getting better and worse in peaks and troughs. I will go to bed fine and then wake up like death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13918 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Women ''Fight off disease better'' Man Flu ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13918 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Dying today like. Was orignally struck on Sunday but got through it ok, felt it getting it's grubby paws on my very soul. I sound like Tom Waits and sneeze like it's been recorded from the world sneezing championships and each and every one is a winning clip from the history of the competition that's been going for 60 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 90 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Dying today like. Was orignally struck on Sunday but got through it ok, felt it getting it's grubby paws on my very soul. I sound like Tom Waits and sneeze like it's been recorded from the world sneezing championships and each and every one is a winning clip from the history of the competition that's been going for 60 years Unlucky Tom. Ironically, I feel better than i have for a month today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 (edited) Dying today like. Was orignally struck on Sunday but got through it ok, felt it getting it's grubby paws on my very soul. I sound like Tom Waits and sneeze like it's been recorded from the world sneezing championships and each and every one is a winning clip from the history of the competition that's been going for 60 years One thing it did do, I had a right skinful on Saturday but it made it ten times worse with having the cold I actually felt uncomfortably drunk, I imagine it feels like that if someone puts a date rape drug in your drink. I've had it about a week but it's never effected me appetite like am over the worst, and I've stopped sounding like Sue Balding a bit. Edited December 14, 2010 by You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Woke up with it yesterday and feel even worse today. (Also just nearly entered the ultimate secret forum upstairs by choking on a bacon butty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Must admit I'm feeling like a bag of shite today, mind. I've had to keep the bairn off school with boy flu. The perks of dependancy leave. One thing though, how come no matter what's wrong with a man it's automatically written off as 'man flu' but when a woman is ill it's 'oooh me fannys sore' or 'Womens problems'. All for equality until ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I've defo got flu or something at the moment.... fucking ache from head to toe!!! Also got a sore chest and a really hacky cough that burns like fuck! Supposed to be playing footy 2nite... is that a good idea or bad when its spread to my chest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Woke up with it yesterday and feel even worse today. (Also just nearly entered the ultimate secret forum upstairs by choking on a bacon butty). Probably just a bad case of Saturday Night Fever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 90 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I've defo got flu or something at the moment.... fucking ache from head to toe!!! Also got a sore chest and a really hacky cough that burns like fuck! Supposed to be playing footy 2nite... is that a good idea or bad when its spread to my chest? I reckon it could be a bad idea. Mind you, i'm no medicine man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Woke up with it yesterday and feel even worse today. (Also just nearly entered the ultimate secret forum upstairs by choking on a bacon butty). Probably just a bad case of Saturday Night Fever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12941 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Got a sore throat atm but think I'm avoiding this. At the weekend, it was a bit worse and I felt a bit lightheaded as well and Stevie's right about how the drink is lethal when you're like that. After about 6 pints, I had to pack it in because I was slurring my words like a Glaswegian and me heed was battered so I'm laying off it until it fucks off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13918 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I'm just trying to keep warm, feels like my bones are made of glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I've defo got flu or something at the moment.... fucking ache from head to toe!!! Also got a sore chest and a really hacky cough that burns like fuck! Supposed to be playing footy 2nite... is that a good idea or bad when its spread to my chest? I reckon it could be a bad idea. Mind you, i'm no medicine man. I'm thinking the same tbh but might just give it a go and see what happens... worst case scenario is I pass out and leave chunks of pyhlem all over the pitch lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 (edited) Really feel canny crap today. Any time I have a cold I always get really bad earache so I'm currently partially deaf in one ear and with rotten earache and a sore throat. Can't really be chewed but as half of the office have got the same thing there's not really much hope of getting away with a sly sicky. Edited December 14, 2010 by Jill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Really feel canny crap today. Any time I have a cold I always get really bad earache so I'm currently partially deaf in one ear and with rotten earache and a sore throat. Can't really be chewed but as half of the office have got the same thing there's not really much hope of getting away with a sly sicky. Sounds like you're having one of your top 10 worst days this year. Good thing about my cold is I've only been having one tab a day (other than Saturday), so might kick on and chuck them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Really feel canny crap today. Any time I have a cold I always get really bad earache so I'm currently partially deaf in one ear and with rotten earache and a sore throat. Can't really be chewed but as half of the office have got the same thing there's not really much hope of getting away with a sly sicky. Sounds like you're having one of your top 10 worst days this year. Good thing about my cold is I've only been having one tab a day (other than Saturday), so might kick on and chuck them. I'm pleased you agree. If only my boss realised the seriousness of it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13918 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Started getting worse today with an evil cough adding itself... Soft as shite tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36183 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 A beroca a day keeps the softness away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36183 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Failing that though, don't go into work, you fucking idiots! My rule of thumb is that if I feel bad enough that i would so much as think twice about going out in a social capacity, then I'm too ill for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 A beroca a day keeps the softness away. Thought that was Viagra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36183 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 A beroca a day keeps the softness away. Thought that was Viagra? Different kind of softness, Catherine (you disgraceful pervert! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 A beroca a day keeps the softness away. Thought that was Viagra? Different kind of softness, Catherine (you disgraceful pervert! ) Sounds like a swine flu epidemic on here tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Good thing about my cold is I've only been having one tab a day (other than Saturday), so might kick on and chuck them. How many times have you tried to give up? Come on you soft shite just take the withdrawal symptoms and do it maaaaaan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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