Tooj 17 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 (edited) So far I've purchased for her..... New Bag Two DVD's Perfume Daft Teddy Bear Thing All other suggestions appreciated as I'm proper stumped on one to get her as the daft bint is useless. Edited December 3, 2006 by Jonny2J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17893 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Crotchless knickers, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 3, 2006 Author Share Posted December 3, 2006 Crotchless knickers, obviously. Says alot for Mrs Renton that does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Good set of Pans New Apron Or have a look here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 So far I've purchased for her..... New Bag Two DVD's Perfume Daft Teddy Bear Thing All other suggestions appreciated as I'm proper stumped on one to get her as the daft bint is useless. Get her a long, fat dildo. Poor cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9064 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 buy a boyfriend who isn't a total fucking ponce? for Xmas, just give her a slap on both arsecheeks... or offer to do the washing up after Christmas dinner. (Don't do it obviously, but... you know... show willing. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I've ordered her a Wii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I've ordered her a Wii. Right if thats the case mine is getting a DS lite.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 So far I've purchased for her..... New Bag Two DVD's Perfume Daft Teddy Bear Thing All other suggestions appreciated as I'm proper stumped on one to get her as the daft bint is useless. Not sure how much you want to spend, has she got an Mp3? You can get really 'pretty' ones now. New phone? Hair straighteners? (have to be GHD's though) Dont attempt clothes unless shes pointed a specific item out to you. Does she like to read? there are some good biographys out. Theres always jewellery, but you have to be really sure what she likes. Or how about booking a cheap weekend in Paris for the new year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 A stove Or matching bra and knickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I feel like I may have mistreated past girlfriends, they would have gotten the chance to pick ONE from your current list and be happy with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I feel like I may have mistreated past girlfriends, they would have gotten the chance to pick ONE from your current list and be happy with it No, one present is more than enough. More than one and they get used to it and expect it all the time. You have to be ruthless with g/friends - let them know how the future will be. If they don't like it, they're not the one for you. If they are happy - hey, result, a cheap female to hang around with for the rest of your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 -Boots -The Best of The Cure DVD -Tickets to see Faithless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Ahh, this time of the year is where I really appreciate being single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Ahh, this time of the year is where I really appreciate being single. Nothing better than being able to wank into all them new socks you'll get for christmas without some daft bint on your case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Tenner in an envelope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Tenner in an envelope. PMSL Isn't that a bit extravagant for a Scotsman, though?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Aye. Fiver in an envelope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Got the Mrs a Kettle a couple of years ago, didn't go down well..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9064 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Got the Mrs a Kettle a couple of years ago, didn't go down well..... The kettle or your missus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 www.iwantoneofthose.com A site full of crap people give eachother on special occasions. Very handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 www.iwantoneofthose.com A site full of crap people give eachother on special occasions. Very handy. just ordered two mood beanies off there and a rubber "twig" stick for my dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9064 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 www.iwantoneofthose.com A site full of crap people give eachother on special occasions. Very handy. just ordered two mood beanies off there and a rubber "twig" stick for my dog You paid money for something that LITERALLY grows on trees? the worlds gone mad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 4, 2006 Author Share Posted December 4, 2006 www.iwantoneofthose.com A site full of crap people give eachother on special occasions. Very handy. just ordered two mood beanies off there and a rubber "twig" stick for my dog For the dog... "sure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 www.iwantoneofthose.com A site full of crap people give eachother on special occasions. Very handy. just ordered two mood beanies off there and a rubber "twig" stick for my dog You paid money for something that LITERALLY grows on trees? the worlds gone mad! sticks are dangerous for dogs as they can snap and get stuck in their throat !!! hence the rubber one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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