Gemmill 34503 Posted February 12 Author Share Posted February 12 I just ordered a vegan cookbook and a half veggie/half vegan cookbook. All in an effort to consume a bit less meat so all of your stupid fucking kids can stink the planet up for a little bit longer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30429 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Made a lovely green Thai curry last night, even if I do say so myself. I’ve sussed out that instead of trying to make it healthy I just have it instead of the occasional takeaway. So full fat coconut milk. And in addition to the paste (used Blue Dragon as it doesn’t contain fish sauce) I hoy in some dark soft sugar, plenty soy sauce, fresh lime juice, ginger, garlic, a squirt of sweet chilli sauce and sriracha plus fresh coriander and basil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38778 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: I just ordered a vegan cookbook and a half veggie/half vegan cookbook. All in an effort to consume a bit less meat so all of your stupid fucking kids can stink the planet up for a little bit longer. And who do you think will be feeding you puréed turnips and wiping up your piss when you’re stuck in Windy Meadows Bewilderment Home? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted February 12 Author Share Posted February 12 It's the least he can do for that guitar. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38778 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 “ Morning Mr. Gemmill, let’s change your nappy before breakfast!” ” Did I tell you about when I raped them women in the taxi queues?” ” Yes you did Mr. Gemmill, now lie back and pop your legs up” ” Why don’t my grandkids come round anymore?” ” Well,,they weren’t your Grandchildren were they Mr. Gemmill? I think the exclusion order is permanent.… now just hold still “ ” Did I tell you about when I raped them women in the taxi queues?“ ” Yes you did Mr. Gemmill, now, let’s go downstairs for brekkies and bingo” ” I’ve shit myself. Did I tell you about when I raped them women in the taxi queues?“ ” There there, we’ll just give you this little injection Mr. Gemmill, and you can go back to sleep…” Should’ve had steak, mate. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 Miso aubergines with tofu, sesame and chilli tonight lads. Has anyone checked the atmospheric temperature cos I haven't eaten meat since Sunday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30429 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Keep your sex life out of the cooking thread please 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30429 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Sounds very nice though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 The Green Roasting Tin cookbook. I can only cope with all these veggies if I can just chuck everything in a roasting tin and forget about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: Miso aubergines with tofu, sesame and chilli tonight lads. Has anyone checked the atmospheric temperature cos I haven't eaten meat since Sunday. well done. keep this up and you might be able to introduce a mini Gemmill into the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: well done. keep this up and you might be able to introduce a mini Gemmill into the world 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefilim 10 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Vegan cream = seaseme oil and tofu + Vita mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefilim 10 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 The healiest and cheapest eating is the smarstest cooking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38778 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 3 minutes ago, Nefilim said: The healiest and cheapest eating is the smarstest cooking? Yems - love a bit of heal food. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefilim 10 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Yems - love a bit of heal food. What do you think Hunting? Do you think Buck hunting should carry on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5511 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 7 minutes ago, Nefilim said: The healiest and cheapest eating is the smarstest cooking? Smeagol, is that you? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38778 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Just now, Nefilim said: What do you think Hunting? Do you think Buck hunting should carry on I’m always on the hunt for a good buck. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m always on the hunt for a good buck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefilim 10 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 This was a cooking forum wasnt it, and isn't it not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefilim 10 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 38778 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 1 hour ago, Nefilim said: This was a cooking forum wasnt it, and isn't it not? Aye it is notn’t was. When I’m hunting for a buck I like to be efficient, I’ll use the legs, haunch, minge, breast, nothing gets wasted- I always make sure I get the horn, too- pretty essential. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30429 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Yems - love a bit of heal food. Didn’t have Parmesan, used the sweepings off the chiropodist’s floor instead 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 I prefer my heal food to be homeopathic. Almost no calories in the memory of water. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38778 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 1 minute ago, Meenzer said: I prefer my heal food to be homeopathic. Almost no calories in the memory of water. This is the smarstest and healiest form of the cook. Show bobs and vagene? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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