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I just ordered a vegan cookbook and a half veggie/half vegan cookbook. 

 

All in an effort to consume a bit less meat so all of your stupid fucking kids can stink the planet up for a little bit longer. 

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Made a lovely green Thai curry last night, even if I do say so myself. I’ve sussed out that instead of trying to make it healthy I just have it instead of the occasional takeaway. So full fat coconut milk. And in addition to the paste (used Blue Dragon as it doesn’t  contain fish sauce) I hoy in some dark soft sugar, plenty soy sauce, fresh lime juice, ginger, garlic, a squirt of sweet chilli sauce and sriracha plus fresh coriander and basil. 

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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I just ordered a vegan cookbook and a half veggie/half vegan cookbook. 

 

All in an effort to consume a bit less meat so all of your stupid fucking kids can stink the planet up for a little bit longer. 

:lol:
And who do you think will be feeding you puréed turnips and wiping up your piss when you’re stuck in Windy Meadows Bewilderment Home? 

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“ Morning Mr. Gemmill, let’s change your nappy before breakfast!”

” Did I tell you about when I raped them women in the taxi queues?”

” Yes you did Mr. Gemmill, now lie back and pop your legs up”

” Why don’t my grandkids come round anymore?”

” Well,,they weren’t your Grandchildren were they Mr. Gemmill? I think the exclusion order is permanent.… now just hold still “

” Did I tell you about when I raped them women in the taxi queues?“

” Yes you did Mr. Gemmill, now, let’s go downstairs for brekkies and bingo”

” I’ve shit myself. 
Did I tell you about when I raped them women in the taxi queues?“

” There there, we’ll just give you this little injection Mr. Gemmill, and you can go back to sleep…”

 

Should’ve had steak, mate. :lol:

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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Miso aubergines with tofu, sesame and chilli tonight lads.

 

Has anyone checked the atmospheric temperature cos I haven't eaten meat since Sunday.


well done. 
 

keep this up and you might be able to introduce a mini Gemmill into the world 

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