The Fish 11672 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Meenzer said: T-Keith said: Would you rather cut 4 of your toe's off or punch a smalll child really hard in the face Do I get to choose the child? Definitely the latter though. Like Gemmill says, you could buy their love afterwards (so to speak), and if they're young enough they'll have the memory of a goldfish anyway. "Look, Lego!" GROOMING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 17045 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 The Fish said: Meenzer said: T-Keith said: Would you rather cut 4 of your toe's off or punch a smalll child really hard in the face Do I get to choose the child? Definitely the latter though. Like Gemmill says, you could buy their love afterwards (so to speak), and if they're young enough they'll have the memory of a goldfish anyway. "Look, Lego!" GROOMING Like I'd fancy a deformed kid with a broken face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12725 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 ChezGiven said: alex said: Hermaphrodite or eunuch? Hermaphrodite as you can be one then the other. You can go fuck yourself as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53882 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Meenzer said: The Fish said: Meenzer said: T-Keith said: Would you rather cut 4 of your toe's off or punch a smalll child really hard in the face Do I get to choose the child? Definitely the latter though. Like Gemmill says, you could buy their love afterwards (so to speak), and if they're young enough they'll have the memory of a goldfish anyway. "Look, Lego!" GROOMING Like I'd fancy a deformed kid with a broken face. Yeah I'd find an ugly one to punch. Keep the purty ones for teh lovin!111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14616 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Would you rather drop a brick on an old womans head or burn Down a church? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12725 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 (edited) T-Keith said: Would you rather drop a brick on an old womans head or burn Down a church? Depends on the type of church, and old woman for that matter Charva gran'd get it everytime Edited April 12, 2007 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53882 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 T-Keith said: Would you rather drop a brick on an old womans head or burn Down a church? If someone else does one, I'll do the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 T-Keith said: Would you rather drop a brick on an old womans head or burn Down a church? Do I know the woman? What's the church look like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 35034 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 T-Keith said: Would you rather drop a brick on an old womans head or burn Down a church? If that's a euphemism then the former. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14616 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 You know the woman she's freinds with your mam but you wont get caught, the church is canny big and good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12725 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 ewerk said: T-Keith said: Would you rather drop a brick on an old womans head or burn Down a church? If that's a euphemism then the former. Gemmill dons crash helmet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12725 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 T-Keith said: You know the woman she's freinds with your mam but you wont get caught, the church is canny big and good That rules out Catholic churches and mosque's then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 25123 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Toonpack said: T-Keith said: You know the woman she's freinds with your mam but you wont get caught, the church is canny big and good That rules out Catholic churches and mosque's then Ooooooh. Bored shitless reading shit threads all day OR bored shitless working? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Toonpack said: T-Keith said: You know the woman she's freinds with your mam but you wont get caught, the church is canny big and good That rules out Catholic churches and mosque's then Being a church already did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 alex said: It happened in an 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents' too iirc. I remember that one,classic tale of a woman prisoner trying to escape through the gravediggers plan of being buried alive then later dug up to be free,she turned around to see who she was lying on top of and yes you guessed it. It was the gravedigger who was supposed to dig her out later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53882 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 @yourservice said: alex said: It happened in an 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents' too iirc. I remember that one,classic tale of a woman prisoner trying to escape through the gravediggers plan of being buried alive then later dug up to be free,she turned around to see who she was lying on top of and yes you guessed it. It was the gravedigger who was supposed to dig her out later Tales of the Unexpected, wasn't it? She was meant to knock on the coffin and he'd let her out. She lights a match only to find..........THE GRAVEDIGGER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 (edited) Cut off your little toe or eat a laptop? Edited April 12, 2007 by smoggeordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 smoggeordie said: Cut off your little toe or eat a laptop? Laptop. Love or money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Gemmill said: Tales of the Unexpected, wasn't it? That's what i was thinking. Probably terrified Toonraider at the time leading to her phobia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 (edited) Gemmill said: @yourservice said: alex said: It happened in an 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents' too iirc. I remember that one,classic tale of a woman prisoner trying to escape through the gravediggers plan of being buried alive then later dug up to be free,she turned around to see who she was lying on top of and yes you guessed it. It was the gravedigger who was supposed to dig her out later Tales of the Unexpected, wasn't it? She was meant to knock on the coffin and he'd let her out. She lights a match only to find..........THE GRAVEDIGGER. Think it's called 'Final Escape' and was on the Hitchcock presents shows , i'll have to get the box set of those.classics! Edited April 12, 2007 by @yourservice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14616 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Laptop. Money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53882 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Lie in a bath of your own shit, or someone else's piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14616 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Gemmill said: Lie in a bath of your own shit, or someone else's piss. If it was going to one I think i would take my own shit rather than somone elses piss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Gemmill said: @yourservice said: alex said: It happened in an 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents' too iirc. I remember that one,classic tale of a woman prisoner trying to escape through the gravediggers plan of being buried alive then later dug up to be free,she turned around to see who she was lying on top of and yes you guessed it. It was the gravedigger who was supposed to dig her out later Tales of the Unexpected, wasn't it? She was meant to knock on the coffin and he'd let her out. She lights a match only to find..........THE GRAVEDIGGER. That's the one. It was American so I thought it was Hitchcock. It was GREAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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