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magma here is five good facts

 

 

 

1- go to see sticky vicky

2- and sexy barbara

3-and albi senior blackpools filthy comedian from hartlepool i think

4-get away from the triangle

5- much more better bars out n about beni trust me!!!!!!

 

njoy it iv just returned sat :woosh:

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Magma mate when's the next update on your life going to be? I look forward to it with excitement - going to be in the traditional "five facts" form?

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Just had some holiday approved so I'm disappearing to Viva Espana for a few days next month now :woosh:

 

Not Benidorm like...

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Something like this....
1.Saw Sticky Vicky

2. :huff:

3. <_<

4. :o

5 :o

 

She's shite. Suppose she's a bit old considering I only saw her last year but still... :P

 

Didn't get to see 'Sexy Barbara' like but me cousin was telling me 'bout her. :woosh:

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Something like this....
1.Saw Sticky Vicky

2. <_<

3. :o

4. :o

5 :P

 

She's shite. Suppose she's a bit old considering I only saw her last year but still... :P

 

Didn't get to see 'Sexy Barbara' like but me cousin was telling me 'bout her. :woosh:

 

I remember my mates were on about her in a science class,

 

That was 5 years ago :huff:

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Was there in May/June! Sexy Barbara is just a younger fuckable version of Sticky Vicky. Sexy Michelle the stripper is top as well.

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They must be so pissed off at not being able to continue with the genius "Sticky Vicky" rhyming structure. I can picture the interview panel now:

 

I: So what's your name, love?

B: Barbara.

I: Barbara? sucks in air through teeth Could be tricky. Y'see, our policy is to add a bit of class to the joint by giving our lasses a smutty rhyming nickname. We've already had to turn down a Brunhilde and a Murgatroyd this month.

B: But I can give beered-up teenage lads an erection at 40 paces, and I don't even have to stalk them on an internet forum first.

I: Now that's talent money can't buy! I suppose we'll just have to muddle through. So can you think of any sexy rhymes for Barbara?

B: ...

I: ...

B: ...

I: ...

B: ...Market Harborough?

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Just had some holiday approved so I'm disappearing to Viva Espana for a few days next month now :huff:

 

Not Benidorm like...

 

I'm off to Gran Canaria on Monday. Anyone know if they have their own Sticky Vicky? :woosh:

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Was there in May/June! Sexy Barbara is just a younger fuckable version of Sticky Vicky. Sexy Michelle the stripper is top as well.

 

Interesting that you find the formerly-male Sexy Barbara "fuckable". :woosh:

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Haven´t seen Sticky Vicky, my dad and step mam went in the other night and said that it was shit.

 

I ain´t been in the triangle for days now

 

and I only have today and tomorrow left

 

Don´t want to leave

 

still had a good time while been here.

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Haven´t seen Sticky Vicky, my dad and step mam went in the other night and said that it was shit.

 

I ain´t been in the triangle for days now

 

and I only have today and tomorrow left

 

Don´t want to leave

 

still had a good time while been here.

 

Been on the Jet Skis to Peacock Island Yet Magma?

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Haven´t seen Sticky Vicky, my dad and step mam went in the other night and said that it was shit.

 

I ain´t been in the triangle for days now

 

and I only have today and tomorrow left

 

Don´t want to leave

 

still had a good time while been here.

 

Been on the Jet Skis to Peacock Island Yet Magma?

 

If that isn't a euphemism, it should be.

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Haven´t seen Sticky Vicky, my dad and step mam went in the other night and said that it was shit.

 

I ain´t been in the triangle for days now

 

and I only have today and tomorrow left

 

Don´t want to leave

 

still had a good time while been here.

 

Been on the Jet Skis to Peacock Island Yet Magma?

 

no. I haven´t my family went but I stayed at the hotel

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Haven´t seen Sticky Vicky, my dad and step mam went in the other night and said that it was shit.

 

I ain´t been in the triangle for days now

 

and I only have today and tomorrow left

 

Don´t want to leave

 

still had a good time while been here.

 

Been on the Jet Skis to Peacock Island Yet Magma?

 

no. I haven´t my family went but I stayed at the hotel

 

Haven't they seen the news recently?! :woosh:

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Haven´t seen Sticky Vicky, my dad and step mam went in the other night and said that it was shit.

 

I ain´t been in the triangle for days now

 

and I only have today and tomorrow left

 

Don´t want to leave

 

still had a good time while been here.

 

Been on the Jet Skis to Peacock Island Yet Magma?

 

no. I haven´t my family went but I stayed at the hotel

 

Haven't they seen the news recently?! :woosh:

 

Gold :huff:

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