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How many points do you get for not going to the match because you spent your season ticket money on a fuck-off big tattoo?

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surely you should get more points for not going during a boycott? These people laid the foundations for the end of McKeag?

Stevie made the scores up so he would win though, so no.

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surely you should get more points for not going during a boycott? These people laid the foundations for the end of McKeag?

Stevie made the scores up so he would win though, so no.

It's my ball and I'm going home! :D

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With the exception of a few outliers at both ends, the findings of this thread show a strong negative relation between overall points score and football knowledge. :D

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Born in Newcastle/North Tyneside 20 points 20

Born within 30 miles of Newcastle 10 points

Born in North Birmingam 3 points

Foreign 2 points

Southern 1 point

 

Father supported Newcastle 10 points 10

Other close relative supported Newcastle 8 points

Distant relative supported Newcastle 5 points

Supported them cos I like their strip (pre Keegan fans only) 3 points

Supported them through choice (after Keegan) 1 point

 

Season ticket holder 20 points 20

Used to be season ticket holder, still go to every game 17 points

Go to most games but non season ticket holder 14 points

Go to 5-10 games a season 8 points

Go to 1-4 games a season 5 points

Sima 1 point

 

Been to more than 40 away games in the last 5 years 20 points 20

Been to more than 20 away games in the last 5 years 15 points

Been to more than 5 away games in the last 5 years 10 points

Been to 1-4 away games in the last 5 years 5 points

 

Went during the boycott 1991 25 points 25

Went before Keegan 20 points

Too young for before Keegan but support has never wavered through the baron years since 18 points

Love the toon but shite football has put me off at certain times 8 points

Jumped on Keegan bandwagon because Newcastle were cool 3 points

Given my upbringing and geographic location really I should support Sunderland 0 points

 

Rate your toon knowledge out of 5 5

 

 

 

105 :D no mention of tattoos :icon_lol: so giving myself 50 bonus = 155

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Born in Newcastle/North Tyneside 20 points

20 points

 

Father supported Newcastle 10 points

Other close relative supported Newcastle 8 points

Distant relative supported Newcastle 5 points

Supported them cos I like their strip (pre Keegan fans only) 3 points

Supported them through choice (after Keegan) 1 point

I'm not sure. My dad's not a football fan, he doesn't hate it, but he's never really been interested. He wants to see Newcastle do well though, and he's not keen on Mackems. My Grandad (on my dad's side) was an NUFC fan and went to the three 50s cup finals, but he died before I was born, so that's not really the reason I supported the Toon. I supported them because I'm from Newcastle and thought that's who I have to support.

 

How many points do I get for that?

 

Season ticket holder 20 points

20 points

 

Been to more than 5 away games in the last 5 years 10 points

10 points

 

Went during the boycott 1991 25 points

25 points.

 

Rate your toon knowledge out of 5

4 points

I think I'm fairly knowledgable. I don't know everything, but I know quite a bit

 

79 points + whatever on section 2. And I believe I deserve points on that one.

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Born in Newcastle/North Tyneside 20 points

 

Father supported Newcastle 10 points

 

Season ticket holder 20 points

 

Been to more than 40 away games in the last 5 years 20 points

 

Too young for before Keegan but support has never wavered through the baron years since 18 points

 

Rate your Toon knowledge out of 5:- 4

 

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Born in Newcastle/North Tyneside 20 points 20

Father supported Newcastle 10 points 10

Went during the boycott 1991 25 points 25

Went before Keegan 20 points

 

 

Those aren't my scores, but it's feasible that someone who was dragged kicking and screaming to 1 game in '91 could get 75 points.

 

My measly 71 points must mean I'm worse than that traitorous sod, even though I've been to every home game for a decade.

 

 

I think it's flawed.

 

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Prepays for all cup games 75 points

Already bought next years season ticket therefore has the cup games sorted 50 points

Purchased the Stoke replay tickets before Wednesday 25 points

Jumped on the Keegan bandwagon and went to Stoke game last minute -10points

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Prepays for all cup games 75 points

Already bought next years season ticket therefore has the cup games sorted 50 points

Purchased the Stoke replay tickets before Wednesday 25 points

Jumped on the Keegan bandwagon and went to Stoke game last minute -10points

Was there v Oxford 10004 82 points

Was gan anyway (Keegan/Sam/nee cunt) gettin tickets on neet instead of fuckin aboot wi direct debits 14 points

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Present at the second coming, and not just because I heard it on the radio beforehand. 500 points.

 

I fucking win, AGAIN.

 

P.S. Club crest tattoos on the left breast i.e. heart, when meant to signify club loyalty, while acting the complete twat on the bus going on about fighting jews on seven sisters road, while being roundly pilloried and insulted by all normal humans and geordie fans on said bus, -500 points. Soz like Stevie, but fer fucks sake, throttle back on the white lightning now and again eh.

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I'm not participating in this, but having looked over a few old N-O posts (having been prompted to by that other thread) I just wanted to publicly say that I've always thought Stevie is a top bloke.

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Prepays for all cup games 75 points

Already bought next years season ticket therefore has the cup games sorted 50 points

Purchased the Stoke replay tickets before Wednesday 25 points

Jumped on the Keegan bandwagon and went to Stoke game last minute -10points

Was there v Oxford 10004 82 points

Was gan anyway (Keegan/Sam/nee cunt) gettin tickets on neet instead of fuckin aboot wi direct debits 14 points

 

what is this year you speak of? I know not of its existence :nufc:

 

(not quite sure how direct debit can be classed as "fookin aboot" like :nufc: isnt the argument that it saves time and hassle?

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Prepays for all cup games 75 points

Already bought next years season ticket therefore has the cup games sorted 50 points

Purchased the Stoke replay tickets before Wednesday 25 points

Jumped on the Keegan bandwagon and went to Stoke game last minute -10points

Was there v Oxford 10004 82 points

Was gan anyway (Keegan/Sam/nee cunt) gettin tickets on neet instead of fuckin aboot wi direct debits 14 points

 

what is this year you speak of? I know not of its existence :icon_lol:

 

(not quite sure how direct debit can be classed as "fookin aboot" like B) isnt the argument that it saves time and hassle?

 

 

its so Supaaaafans can pick and choose their games tbh.

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