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Jimbo
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Here's a few that I believe should deserve instant termination:

 

Anyone caught wearing a bluetooth headest outside of a car

 

Anyone found wearing a brick sized mobile phone on their belt in a black leather case

 

Anyone that takes more than 30 seconds to use a cash point.

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Add to that people who, when clearly the time was available, arrive at the counter without suitable money and without a firm idea of what they're expecting to buy.

 

People who smoke right outside the pub doorway, making every entrance and exit look like a Spinal Tap stage setting. Golems either side and smoke billowing all around.

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People who wheel luggage around inside crowded pubs instead of picking the bloody things up.

 

(I was disgracefully accused of being a fascist last Friday for voicing this view after a stupid bitch had ran over my toe)

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Anyone that clearly goes ahead and gets served ahead of you at the bar, knowing full well that you were there first.

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People who don't use/incorrectly use their indicators when driving.

 

For example: When going round a roundabout, if you are intending to leave at the next exit, START INDICATING LEFT AND STOP CONTINUING TO INDICATE RIGHT, YOU FUCKIN BRAIN-DEAD MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 <_<:razz::D:)

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People who don't use/incorrectly use their indicators when driving.

 

For example: When going round a roundabout, if you are intending to leave at the next exit, START INDICATING LEFT AND STOP CONTINUING TO INDICATE RIGHT, YOU FUCKIN BRAIN-DEAD MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 :razz::D:):woosh:

Your sister? <_<

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Anyone who makes their geordie accent stronger and louder than it really is when they're in another city, just so people know where they're from. Scousers are also guilty of this, and mancs.

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Anyone who makes their geordie accent stronger and louder than it really is when they're in another city, just so people know where they're from. Scousers are also guilty of this, and mancs.

 

Does Jamie Carragher constantly think he's out of town?

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People who borrow a DVD off you, have it for about a month and then claim they still haven't had time to watch it even though the stupid under the thumb twat spends every weekend in now he has a lass.

 

 

Maybe thats a bit specific. <_<

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old biddies that push a trolly round Asda then leave it in the middle of the asle and walk around to get what they need and old twats using the self service checkout, they CANNOT FUCKING DO IT!!!!

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Boy racers flying around in sooped up Astras thinking they're the shiznit....hit a lamp post you attention seeking twats

 

You referring to my £20k+ sports coupé? :razz:

 

It's for sale if you'd like to move up the social hierarchy, big lad <_<

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People with over 7200 posts on a relatively quiet internet forum since July 05. GO GET LAID YOU SAD LITTLE FREAKS!

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