Been over at SMB lately?

[Meenzer 14107]

IT'S ETHNIC CLEANSING!

[Tom 13883]

Call me what you want

 

Im a Durham lad but so was Bobby Robson, doesn't bother me.

 

My dad used to go to home and away matches, was at the cup finals etc.

 

So i have a claim

[Guest Stevie]

These cunts from South Tyneside and south or the river tyne in general, in my heart I wish they had fuck all to do with the toon, "Ketsbaia" sums it up for me.

 

I'll stop going then. Sorry to have annoyed you old man. If I want to watch league football, do I need to start following Sunderland? Only it takes twice as long to get there.

These cunts from South Tyneside and south or the river tyne in general, in my heart I wish they had fuck all to do with the toon, "Ketsbaia" sums it up for me.

 

I'll stop going then. Sorry to have annoyed you old man. If I want to watch league football, do I need to start following Sunderland? Only it takes twice as long to get there.

0.00 Start out at South Shields,Tyne And Wear Unclassified Show on a map 0.00

0.00 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A183 (signposted Sunderland, Tyne Tunnel, Gateshead) A183 Show on a map 0.00

0.12 Bear left then immediately continue forward onto the A1018 (signposted Sunderland) A1018 Show on a map 0.13

0.64 At Westoe Fountain roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A1018 A1018 0.77

0.32 At roundabout take the 3rd exit onto the A1018 A1018 1.09

0.42 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A1018 (signposted Sunderland) A1018 1.51

0.34 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A1018 A1018 1.85

0.65 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A1018 A1018 2.50

2.32 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A1018 A1018 4.82

1.38 Keep in right hand lanes then bear right (signposted Southwick) A1018 6.21

0.06 Keep in left hand lane then continue forward onto Southwick Road - B1289 (signposted Southwick A1290, Gateshead A1231) A1290 Show on a map 6.27

0.12 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto Stadium Way Stadium Way Show on a map 6.39

0.04 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto Stadium Way Stadium Way 6.43

0.12 Turn right onto Millenium Way Millenium Way Show on a map 6.55

0.14 At roundabout take the 2nd exit Unclassified Show on a map 6.69

0.03 Arrive at Sunderland AFC,Tyne And Wear Unclassified Show on a map 6.72

- Section time 0:12, Total time 0:12 - - -

 

 

0.00 Start out at South Shields,Tyne And Wear Unclassified Show on a map 0.00

0.00 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A183 (signposted Sunderland, Tyne Tunnel, Gateshead) A183 Show on a map 0.00

0.12 Bear left then immediately turn right onto the A194 (signposted Tyne Tunnel, Gateshead) A194 Show on a map 0.13

0.23 At Crossgate Roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 0.36

0.15 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 A194 0.51

0.14 At Laygate roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 0.65

0.18 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 0.83

0.27 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.10

0.22 At Westway roundabout take the 3rd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.32

0.15 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A194 A194 1.47

0.10 At Tyne Dock roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.58

0.25 At Arches roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.83

0.11 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.93

0.19 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Newcastle) A194 2.13

0.56 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead, Newcastle) A194 2.69

0.32 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead, Newcastle) A194 3.01

1.64 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 A194 4.65

0.57 At White Mare Pool Roundabout take the 4th exit, then merge onto the A184 (signposted Gateshead) A184 Show on a map 5.21

0.55 Warning: Speed Cameras along the A184 Speed camera - link opens a new window A184 Show on a map 5.76

1.18 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A184 (signposted Gateshead) A184 6.94

1.97 At roundabout take the 3rd exit, then merge onto the A167 (signposted Newcastle) A167 Show on a map 8.91

0.63 Tyne Bridge A167 9.54

0.16 Branch left, then at Pilgrim Street Roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A186 (signposted Blaydon) A186 Show on a map 9.70

0.23 At traffic signals turn left onto Saint Nicholas Street - A186 A186 9.93

0.08 Bear right onto Westgate Road - A186 (signposted City West, Hexham, Blaydon) A186 10.01

0.18 Keep in left-hand lane then bear left onto Neville Street - A186 (signposted City West, Morpeth, Blaydon, Hexham) A186 10.19

0.33 At Wakenshaw VC Junction turn right onto the A189 (signposted Ashington) A189 Show on a map 10.52

0.17 At Hadrians Wall Junction continue forward onto the A189 (signposted City Centre) A189 10.69

0.19 At Gallowgate roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A187 (signposted Morpeth A1) A187 Show on a map 10.88

0.05 Turn right onto Strawberry Place (signposted Leazes Village) Strawberry Place Show on a map 10.94

0.06 Arrive at Newcastle United FC,Tyne And Wear Unclassified Show on a map 11.00

- Section time 0:20, Total time 0:20

[The Fish 9037]

[Happy Face 29]

These cunts from South Tyneside and south or the river tyne in general, in my heart I wish they had fuck all to do with the toon, "Ketsbaia" sums it up for me.

 

I'll stop going then. Sorry to have annoyed you old man. If I want to watch league football, do I need to start following Sunderland? Only it takes twice as long to get there.

These cunts from South Tyneside and south or the river tyne in general, in my heart I wish they had fuck all to do with the toon, "Ketsbaia" sums it up for me.

 

I'll stop going then. Sorry to have annoyed you old man. If I want to watch league football, do I need to start following Sunderland? Only it takes twice as long to get there.

0.00 Start out at South Shields,Tyne And Wear Unclassified Show on a map 0.00

0.00 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A183 (signposted Sunderland, Tyne Tunnel, Gateshead) A183 Show on a map 0.00

0.12 Bear left then immediately continue forward onto the A1018 (signposted Sunderland) A1018 Show on a map 0.13

0.64 At Westoe Fountain roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A1018 A1018 0.77

0.32 At roundabout take the 3rd exit onto the A1018 A1018 1.09

0.42 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A1018 (signposted Sunderland) A1018 1.51

0.34 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A1018 A1018 1.85

0.65 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A1018 A1018 2.50

2.32 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A1018 A1018 4.82

1.38 Keep in right hand lanes then bear right (signposted Southwick) A1018 6.21

0.06 Keep in left hand lane then continue forward onto Southwick Road - B1289 (signposted Southwick A1290, Gateshead A1231) A1290 Show on a map 6.27

0.12 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto Stadium Way Stadium Way Show on a map 6.39

0.04 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto Stadium Way Stadium Way 6.43

0.12 Turn right onto Millenium Way Millenium Way Show on a map 6.55

0.14 At roundabout take the 2nd exit Unclassified Show on a map 6.69

0.03 Arrive at Sunderland AFC,Tyne And Wear Unclassified Show on a map 6.72

- Section time 0:12, Total time 0:12 - - -

 

 

0.00 Start out at South Shields,Tyne And Wear Unclassified Show on a map 0.00

0.00 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A183 (signposted Sunderland, Tyne Tunnel, Gateshead) A183 Show on a map 0.00

0.12 Bear left then immediately turn right onto the A194 (signposted Tyne Tunnel, Gateshead) A194 Show on a map 0.13

0.23 At Crossgate Roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 0.36

0.15 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 A194 0.51

0.14 At Laygate roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 0.65

0.18 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 0.83

0.27 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.10

0.22 At Westway roundabout take the 3rd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.32

0.15 At roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A194 A194 1.47

0.10 At Tyne Dock roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.58

0.25 At Arches roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.83

0.11 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead) A194 1.93

0.19 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Newcastle) A194 2.13

0.56 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead, Newcastle) A194 2.69

0.32 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 (signposted Gateshead, Newcastle) A194 3.01

1.64 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A194 A194 4.65

0.57 At White Mare Pool Roundabout take the 4th exit, then merge onto the A184 (signposted Gateshead) A184 Show on a map 5.21

0.55 Warning: Speed Cameras along the A184 Speed camera - link opens a new window A184 Show on a map 5.76

1.18 At roundabout take the 2nd exit onto the A184 (signposted Gateshead) A184 6.94

1.97 At roundabout take the 3rd exit, then merge onto the A167 (signposted Newcastle) A167 Show on a map 8.91

0.63 Tyne Bridge A167 9.54

0.16 Branch left, then at Pilgrim Street Roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A186 (signposted Blaydon) A186 Show on a map 9.70

0.23 At traffic signals turn left onto Saint Nicholas Street - A186 A186 9.93

0.08 Bear right onto Westgate Road - A186 (signposted City West, Hexham, Blaydon) A186 10.01

0.18 Keep in left-hand lane then bear left onto Neville Street - A186 (signposted City West, Morpeth, Blaydon, Hexham) A186 10.19

0.33 At Wakenshaw VC Junction turn right onto the A189 (signposted Ashington) A189 Show on a map 10.52

0.17 At Hadrians Wall Junction continue forward onto the A189 (signposted City Centre) A189 10.69

0.19 At Gallowgate roundabout take the 1st exit onto the A187 (signposted Morpeth A1) A187 Show on a map 10.88

0.05 Turn right onto Strawberry Place (signposted Leazes Village) Strawberry Place Show on a map 10.94

0.06 Arrive at Newcastle United FC,Tyne And Wear Unclassified Show on a map 11.00

- Section time 0:20, Total time 0:20

 

I couldn't drive when I was 12, and still choose not to.

[The Fish 9037]

Well then you're not a real fan then are you.

[Happy Face 29]

Well then you're not a real fan then are you.

 

Not like Stevie.

 

I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire really.

[Happy Face 29]

Of course by rights, I can call Stevie a dirty Southerner....seeing as how South Shields is North of Newcastle.

 

[Gejon 2]

Stevie is worse than Hitler, at least Hitler liked some people.

[Matt 0]

0.00 Start out with a half-reasonable argument 0.00

0.00 At T-junction, throw abuse at potential outsider 0.00

0.12 Back up argument with abuse and claims of geographical inferiority 0.13

0.64 Bear left into a blind alley 0.77

0.32 Call someone a twat 1.09

0.42 Keep chips on shoulders evenly balanced to ensure maximum flow of shite banter 1.51

0.34 Have another pop at anyone who has ever left the confines of Newcastle 1.85

0.65 Lock yourself in your room 2.50

2.32 Cos the outside world is scary 4.82

1.38 There's a world out there that you don't wanna know 6.21

0.12 Pick up 'keyboard warrior' badge 6.39

0.04 Sew badge onto shirt 6.43

0.12 Show off badge to other scouts 6.55

0.14 Arrive at destination 6.69

0.03 Shut the fuck up 6.72

- Section time 0:12, Total time 0:12 - - -

[TheMoog 0]

Ahh man, I feel really bad now - the only reason I support Newcastle is down to my parent's Geordie next-door-neighbour brain-washing me since I was a nipper. I'm from the East Midlands, you want die-hard fans? You should try supporting a team where you have no allies around you

[AmericanMag 0]

Ahh man, I feel really bad now - the only reason I support Newcastle is down to my parent's Geordie next-door-neighbour brain-washing me since I was a nipper. I'm from the East Midlands, you want die-hard fans? You should try supporting a team where you have no allies around you

 

In another country.

[Sima 0]

http://readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=323173

 

 

Gah already posted

Edited April 22, 2008 by Sima

[Tom 13883]

Fucking hell.

[David Kelly 1117]

http://readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=323173

 

 

Gah already posted

Best laugh I've had since watching McShane on Sunday. Fucking retards.

[Tom 13883]

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[Tom 13883]

Well more info, wages are not a problem. Its his resettlement thats the issue apparently. if things work out he will be coming for a look around the set up at the SOL and the AOL. More as I get it

 

Gold.

[Tooj 17]

Well more info, wages are not a problem. Its his resettlement thats the issue apparently. if things work out he will be coming for a look around the set up at the SOL and the AOL. More as I get it

 

Gold.

Tell me you're taking the piss?

[Tom 13883]

I think some of them are serious

[Tom 13883]

Imagine if we got him. Sales would be through the roof. Players would join us just to play with him. He'd be spunked over and be our talisman. He'd pay his transfer stuff off in merchandise and it'd piss the mags off.

 

Because thats what you look for in a player

 

If the skunks get hold of this bollix, then we will certainly be a right laughing stock wont we?

 

[Craig 6315]

The amount of posts being made these days that are making reference to what's being said over at the SMB is getting ridiculous. I know we've just played them and all that but jesus wept it's bordering on obsession...

[Guest alex]

The amount of posts being made these days that are making reference to what's being said over at the SMB is getting ridiculous. I know we've just played them and all that but jesus wept it's bordering on obsession...

Just ban T-Keith for a week then

[Tom 13883]

Well to be honest if you want a definition of obsession have a look over there.

 

Maybe 10 threads maximum here, there must be over a hundred over there...

[MrBass 2257]

The amount of posts being made these days that are making reference to what's being said over at the SMB is getting ridiculous. I know we've just played them and all that but jesus wept it's bordering on obsession...

Just ban T-Keith then

 

FYP

[Howay 12480]

Let the mongs have their little dreams Ronaldinho probably hasn't even heard of Sunderland.

Actually they did this last season, thought they had Scholes and Diego Forlan and ended up with Chopra and Andy Reid .

Class it goes from "nailed on" to "not 100% certain" within 10 pages, the worst bit is some of them are actually believing it.

update from my source

 

ronaldinho is asking silly money ~150k a week.

quinn is apparantly willing to pay it as he thinks it will increase our broader appeal/brand equity.

keane has said no as he doesnt want to destroy the dressing room, apparantly wants to sign him but on more realistic (still a packet) money.

 

more info to come

Fucking hell man they reckon we're the deluded ones.

Edited April 22, 2008 by Barton7