sh0ttie 0 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 whats your favourite movie quote Hank Evans: Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco? Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me? Hank Evans: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. [grabs microphone] Hank Evans: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigThompers Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Butch: You okay? Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. Butch: What now? Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Butch: You okay?Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. Butch: What now? Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. You filthy pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 What ever Scarface said, for example: Dat chick he's with – she like me. I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked saved the best to last..."You wanna play rough? OK, say hello to my little friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13844 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 'Are you done with that son' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 "Cry me a river, dickface!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5906 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I am Ironman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Once this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. Out of Africa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 "Monty, you terrible cunt". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloopJohn 0 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 happiness is being able to tell truth without hurting anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34441 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I am Ironman Sparticus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. That was you at the 2006 summer 5-a-side in your kimono trouser suit. And vole skin brogues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 It was fucking obvious that cunt was gonna fuck some cunt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I am Ironman Sparticus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Fogell: Where did you hide the alcohol Danny Ocean, up your butt? Seth: Fuck you Fagell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 You dress in the manner of a male prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34441 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. That was you at the 2006 summer 5-a-side in your kimono trouser suit. And vole skin brogues. You're the one who actually turned up at a piss-up in brothel-creeper brogues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 "How do you know she is a witch?" "Well, she turned me into a newt! ............... I got better..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2224 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Now take your big stick, and your boyfriend, and go find a bus to catch. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 She said "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 There's nothing like a nice piece of hickory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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