Happy Face 29 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Have I stumbled upon the Sex and the City board or summat? http://www.enotalone.com/forum/index.php Right, that's Parky sorted. Now, can we get back to the stuff real men talk about? Who can get a 147 from song titles? I'll start you off.... Little Red Rooster - The Rolling Stones Paint it Black - The Rolling Stones Best of luck Parka. Red Red Wine, (ooooh is that a cock up? potting two reds?) - UB40 Black and Gold - Sam Sparro The maximum break is 140 now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Have I stumbled upon the Sex and the City board or summat? http://www.enotalone.com/forum/index.php Right, that's Parky sorted. Now, can we get back to the stuff real men talk about? Who can get a 147 from song titles? I'll start you off.... Little Red Rooster - The Rolling Stones Paint it Black - The Rolling Stones Best of luck Parka. Red Red Wine, (ooooh is that a cock up? potting two reds?) - UB40 Black and Gold - Sam Sparro The maximum break is 140 now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6082 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Ive a feeling that half the people giving advice on here have a face like a bulldogs arse and really arent the sort of people you should be taking relationship advice from I dont see the problem, if somethings going on you need to stop being a puff and sort it out, if not then theres nothing to worry about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniffer 0 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I wonder which half you are in KD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Have I stumbled upon the Sex and the City board or summat? http://www.enotalone.com/forum/index.php Right, that's Parky sorted. Now, can we get back to the stuff real men talk about? Who can get a 147 from song titles? I'll start you off.... Little Red Rooster - The Rolling Stones Paint it Black - The Rolling Stones Best of luck Parka. Red Red Wine, (ooooh is that a cock up? potting two reds?) - UB40 Black and Gold - Sam Sparro The maximum break is 140 now. When the red, red robin comes bob, bob bobbin' along, along, Al jolson Back to black Amy Winehouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonGoodwyn 1 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) Have I stumbled upon the Sex and the City board or summat? http://www.enotalone.com/forum/index.php Right, that's Parky sorted. Now, can we get back to the stuff real men talk about? Who can get a 147 from song titles? I'll start you off.... Little Red Rooster - The Rolling Stones Paint it Black - The Rolling Stones Best of luck Parka. Red Red Wine, (ooooh is that a cock up? potting two reds?) - UB40 Black and Gold - Sam Sparro The maximum break is 140 now. When the red, red robin comes bob, bob bobbin' along, along, Al jolson Back to black Amy Winehouse redemption song - bob marley black sabbath - black sabbath (getting back on track now?) Edited April 10, 2009 by JonGoodwyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6082 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I wonder which half you are in KD? Rapidly descending into the bulldogs arse half the closer I get to 30 Why do you think im getting married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Have I stumbled upon the Sex and the City board or summat? http://www.enotalone.com/forum/index.php Right, that's Parky sorted. Now, can we get back to the stuff real men talk about? Who can get a 147 from song titles? I'll start you off.... Little Red Rooster - The Rolling Stones Paint it Black - The Rolling Stones Best of luck Parka. Red Red Wine, (ooooh is that a cock up? potting two reds?) - UB40 Black and Gold - Sam Sparro The maximum break is 140 now. When the red, red robin comes bob, bob bobbin' along, along, Al jolson Back to black Amy Winehouse Muppet, now its 133! Current break - 34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Onion 0 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Bobby Taylor - Blackmail Links not colours, as these are quality tunes (Plus I've no idea how to do colours ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteroidblitz 12 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 A Red Letter Day - Pet Shop Boys Black Velvet - Alannah Myles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Onion 0 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) Little Red Rooster - Howlin' Wolf *keeps the break going* Edited April 10, 2009 by Big Onion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9215 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) Red Eyes and Tears- Black rebel motorcycle club surely I get a bonus for that shit? edit if it's title only, Back in Black - ACDC Edited April 11, 2009 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Pistol whip the cunt with your dillinger and be done with it you soft shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Pistol whip the cunt with your dillinger and be done with it you soft shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Pistol whip the cunt with your dillinger and be done with it you soft shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Parky, just know that you are not alone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteroidblitz 12 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Red Army Blues - The Waterboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 Walked into the party and went straight over to him, he put his hand out and I shook it. He: Mrs P told me to expect this.... Park: Really? He: She told me not to look at the ground and make eye contact with you....We were working together last week and went out after for a few beers, that is all that happenned. (A beat). Park: You understand why we're having this talk? He: Yes. Park: For me that's the end of it. Right? He: Yes or course. Me and Mrs P went on to have a nice evening together....I tookl some time out ot chat to a girl he was chatting up untill he walked off in a huff. Just to be sure that he really knew what I was about. England 2 Croatia 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Walked into the party and went straight over to him, he put his hand out and I shook it. He: Mrs P told me to expect this.... Park: Really? He: She told me not to look at the ground and make eye contact with you....We were working together last week and went out after for a few beers, that is all that happenned. (A beat). Park: You understand why we're having this talk? He: Yes. Park: For me that's the end of it. Right? He: Yes or course. Me and Mrs P went on to have a nice evening together....I tookl some time out ot chat to a girl he was chatting up untill he walked off in a huff. Just to be sure that he really knew what I was about. England 2 Croatia 0. Get in there Parky, lad. Rubbing his nose in it and signing off with balls of fury! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Croat ends up nailing Parky's lass. See it coming a mile off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Croat ends up nailing Parky's lass. See it coming a mile off. Parky ends up nailing Croat's ass. See it coming a mile off. (there's always a twist) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Walked into the party and went straight over to him, he put his hand out and I shook it. He: Mrs P told me to expect this.... Park: Really? He: She told me not to look at the ground and make eye contact with you....We were working together last week and went out after for a few beers, that is all that happenned. (A beat). Park: You understand why we're having this talk? He: Yes. Park: For me that's the end of it. Right? He: Yes or course. Me and Mrs P went on to have a nice evening together....I tookl some time out ot chat to a girl he was chatting up untill he walked off in a huff. Just to be sure that he really knew what I was about. England 2 Croatia 0. Well played, sir. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Walked into the party and went straight over to him, he put his hand out and I shook it. England 2 Croatia 0. Well played, sir. Well played. :lol: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6082 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Walked into the party and went straight over to him, he put his hand out and I shook it. He: Mrs P told me to expect this.... Park: Really? He: She told me not to look at the ground and make eye contact with you....We were working together last week and went out after for a few beers, that is all that happenned. (A beat). Park: You understand why we're having this talk? He: Yes. Park: For me that's the end of it. Right? He: Yes or course. Me and Mrs P went on to have a nice evening together....I tookl some time out ot chat to a girl he was chatting up untill he walked off in a huff. Just to be sure that he really knew what I was about. England 2 Croatia 0. Im confused Either something was going on and now you look like a soft shite for shaking his hand for it . . . . or nothing was going on and you look like a dick for giving him a mafioso speech over nowt? Also, why is your missus prepping him on not avoiding eye contact? Is she giving him pointers on how not to look guilty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Walked into the party and went straight over to him, he put his hand out and I shook it. He: Mrs P told me to expect this.... Park: Really? He: She told me not to look at the ground and make eye contact with you....We were working together last week and went out after for a few beers, that is all that happenned. (A beat). Park: You understand why we're having this talk? He: Yes. Park: For me that's the end of it. Right? He: Yes or course. Me and Mrs P went on to have a nice evening together....I tookl some time out ot chat to a girl he was chatting up untill he walked off in a huff. Just to be sure that he really knew what I was about. England 2 Croatia 0. Im confused Either something was going on and now you look like a soft shite for shaking his hand for it . . . . or nothing was going on and you look like a dick for giving him a mafioso speech over nowt? Also, why is your missus prepping him on not avoiding eye contact? Is she giving him pointers on how not to look guilty? Nah, man. Here's the deal- that handshake says, "You're shit. You're nothing to me. Either nothing to worry about, or I just gave you the Judas kiss, bitch." That's why it's top form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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