Guest alex Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 According to the man himself, on the BBC ticker now. Jesus cunting wept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Fuck this, can we still chuck our season tickets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17893 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Â Proves Ashely's real intentions then, there are things I don't want to say on a public messageboard but if he was worried last year he'd better look over his back now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 The sale must be imminent then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12805 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Great. On one hand, this means we're fucked but on the other hand, this means we're fucked. Â I can't say I wasn't expecting it after the imaginary attempt to sell the club but it's a kick in the bollocks that it's actually happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3989 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I'm starting to move from apathy to amusement - surely its the usual Kinnear bullshit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 From N-O Â Kinnear just said on five live that he was offered the job on a 2 year contract 2 weeks ago. Said he turned it down at present for health reasons but may return in 3 months once he's better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10087 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Â That haggard old cunt wants shooting if he comes back here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 If true, offered 2 weeks ago, then every word is a lie. Â Wait, I already knew that. Â I just want this to stop. Waaaaaah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I'd rather him than Happy Hougton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 From N-O Kinnear just said on five live that he was offered the job on a 2 year contract 2 weeks ago. Said he turned it down at present for health reasons but may return in 3 months once he's better. Makes sense. Hughton keeping his seat warm in the meantime. Great © Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 (edited) I'd rather him than Happy Hougton. You say that but Hughton took the training while Kinnear hid in his office anyway. The fact that happened and they still (if this is true - I can believe it like) want him back shows an incredible level incompetence upstairs. Edited August 5, 2009 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27281 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 "JFK offered 2 year contract, I shit you not" Â Thank God for that, we really do need someone to come in and 'Steady the ship', and we all know from the experts on the radio/telly that JFK did just that before the masses brought on his heart attack with our delusions of granduer. A good move by Mike, methinks. Â Â Â Carlsberg don't do resigned sarcasm or cynicism, so I'll do it for them. Â Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12805 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 From N-OÂ Kinnear just said on five live that he was offered the job on a 2 year contract 2 weeks ago. Said he turned it down at present for health reasons but may return in 3 months once he's better. Â I have a horrifying vision of the future. It's November, we're bottom of the Championship, we're told that the club will be sold by New Year's Eve, probably and they call a press conference. Everyone is on the edge of their seats; is it Shearer? Is it a takeover? Armchair Penis just wants his name back, truth be told, but everyone else is anxious to hear the latest news. Optimism that once flittered through the air is popped like one of Luke Chadwick's spots; Joe Kinnear walks through the door, announces he is the new manager of Newcastle United on a lifetime contract, punches a journalist and immediately loses 8-0 to Coventry. Â Also, if we're in a position to go offering people jobs, why not Shearer when he's obviously desparate to have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 "Happy days are here again..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 NUFC Statement REPORTS in the press this morning that Joe Kinnear is to be appointed as Newcastle United manager are not true.  http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1722775,00.html  Well someones fucking lying. Hard to know which one though as they are both full of shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12805 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Fucking hell, man, I wouldn't put it past Kinnear either like. Â He's a loose cannon. You're off the case, Joe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I'd rather him than Happy Hougton. Perhaps he'd be marginally better , that's no comfort though (especially as he'll probably drop dead at a crucial point in the season - the beginning of our relegation dogfight most likely - and Hughton will be back in full charge). Â Â But the worst bit is that is shows the lies and complete lack of direction coming from Assley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Beyond a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 NUFC Statement REPORTS in the press this morning that Joe Kinnear is to be appointed as Newcastle United manager are not true.  http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1722775,00.html  Well someones fucking lying. Hard to know which one though as they are both full of shit... Of both telling the truth, i.e. he was offered the job but turned it down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaMoUsE 0 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 ive got another 2 years left on my season ticket but theres no way im going if kinnears in charge after all he wouldnt want my "deluded" support . w*nker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17893 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 From N-OÂ Kinnear just said on five live that he was offered the job on a 2 year contract 2 weeks ago. Said he turned it down at present for health reasons but may return in 3 months once he's better. Â I have a horrifying vision of the future. It's November, we're bottom of the Championship, we're told that the club will be sold by New Year's Eve, probably and they call a press conference. Everyone is on the edge of their seats; is it Shearer? Is it a takeover? Armchair Penis just wants his name back, truth be told, but everyone else is anxious to hear the latest news. Optimism that once flittered through the air is popped like one of Luke Chadwick's spots; Joe Kinnear walks through the door, announces he is the new manager of Newcastle United on a lifetime contract, punches a journalist and immediately loses 8-0 to Coventry. Â Also, if we're in a position to go offering people jobs, why not Shearer when he's obviously desparate to have it. Â :( Â My feelings on reading that post. It'd be funny were it not so tragic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9064 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Are you sure you read it right alex? was it not modern text speak? "New Manager for Newcastle...jk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 If it was text speak I wouldn't have been able to read it. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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