Alex 30433 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Whilst I’ve got a bit of time for the sweaty socks voting to remain in the UK then electing a load of SNP MPs to Westminster was possibly the most Scottish thing ever Unlike the leave voters in the EU referendum they correctly realised they’d have no one to blame their problems in any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17799 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Also, is Kelso fuck in Scotland PL, or in England Mr Keegan. And we all know Newcastle is in Australia too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 (edited) Just so we are all aware and there is no doubt. Cheltenham is also in NSW, Victorians like to copy us. Wallsend, Jesmond, Hexham and Gateshead are in Newcastle, we also let some sheep shaggers settle nearby so there is a Cardiff and Swansea close by. Edited October 24, 2023 by sammynb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 18 minutes ago, sammynb said: Just so we are all aware and there is no doubt. Cheltenham is also in NSW, Victorians like to copy us. Wallsend, Jesmond, Hexham are in Newcastle, we also let some sheep shaggers settle nearby so there is a Cardiff and Swansea close by. There’s a sunderland in Queensland, near Taroom, but it’s so small and insignificant it isn’t named on Google maps/earth. https://mapcarta.com/29977988/Map Fuck yeah! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: There’s a sunderland in Queensland, near Taroom, but it’s so small and insignificant it isn’t named on Google maps/earth. https://mapcarta.com/29977988/Map Fuck yeah! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14602 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 (edited) 10 hours ago, sammynb said: Just so we are all aware and there is no doubt. Cheltenham is also in NSW, Victorians like to copy us. Wallsend, Jesmond, Hexham and Gateshead are in Newcastle, we also let some sheep shaggers settle nearby so there is a Cardiff and Swansea close by. Hunter valley is full of Northumbrian place names, presumably due to miners from the NE settling in the area to exploit the coal reserves? There’s a Kelso in Washington State, US, just at the foot of Mt St Helens which blew its top in the winter of 80/81 which coincided with my first year at secondary school. Kelso High School Roxburghshire was somehow in regular contact with Kelso High School Washington and we received lots of photos showing the devastation across the area. We did a geography project on it, about how the eruption affected the weather across the entire planet, including causing one of the coldest winters on record in the uk 🤓 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_eruption_of_Mount_St._Helens Edited October 25, 2023 by PaddockLad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 The sequence of it just before it blows is mind-boggling. Biggest recorded landslide in history I think. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 Or was it? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30433 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said: Hunter valley is full of Northumbrian place names, presumably due to miners from the NE settling in the area to exploit the coal reserves? There’s a Kelso in Washington State, US, just at the foot of Mt St Helens which blew its top in the winter of 80/81 which coincided with my first year at secondary school. Kelso High School Roxburghshire was somehow in regular contact with Kelso High School Washington and we received lots of photos showing the devastation across the area. We did a geography project on it, about how the eruption affected the weather across the entire planet, including causing one of the coldest winters on record in the uk 🤓 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_eruption_of_Mount_St._Helens Washy mags are the worst 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 2 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Hunter valley is full of Northumbrian place names, presumably due to miners from the NE settling in the area to exploit the coal reserves? That probably explains why I'm from Newcastle and one half of my paternal ancestors are from the North East and the other half are Welsh, who would have thunk? 1 hour ago, Alex said: Washy mags are the worst That's a bit harsh on Cath. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30433 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 I was staying at a place in Mission Beach in Queensland (depressingly almost exactly 20 years ago). Me and my lass got talking to a couple of school teachers and they would not fucking have it that the saying ‘coals to Newcastle’ originally referred to Newcastle upon Tyne rather than the one in NSW 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, Alex said: I was staying at a place in Mission Beach in Queensland (depressingly almost exactly 20 years ago). Me and my lass got talking to a couple of school teachers and they would not fucking have it that the saying ‘coals to Newcastle’ originally referred to Newcastle upon Tyne rather than the one in NSW Fucking Queenslanders, they're even too dumb to export to the States! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17799 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 26 minutes ago, Alex said: I was staying at a place in Mission Beach in Queensland (depressingly almost exactly 20 years ago). Me and my lass got talking to a couple of school teachers and they would not fucking have it that the saying ‘coals to Newcastle’ originally referred to Newcastle upon Tyne rather than the one in NSW I mean, did you tell them that there very city is literally named after ours? Or more to the point, WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CASTLE YOU PAIR OF DRONGOS? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 21 minutes ago, Renton said: I mean, did you tell them that there very city is literally named after ours? Or more to the point, WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CASTLE YOU PAIR OF DRONGOS? He's not PL 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14602 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 24 minutes ago, Renton said: I mean, did you tell them that there very city is literally named after ours? Or more to the point, WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CASTLE YOU PAIR OF DRONGOS? It’s definitely Joe Mangle tribute week on here 3 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: He's not PL 🙂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: It’s definitely Joe Mangle tribute week on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14602 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 56 minutes ago, Alex said: I was staying at a place in Mission Beach in Queensland (depressingly almost exactly 20 years ago). Me and my lass got talking to a couple of school teachers and they would not fucking have it that the saying ‘coals to Newcastle’ originally referred to Newcastle upon Tyne rather than the one in NSW We stayed at Mission Beach, first place we saw a DANGER THERES CROCS ROUND HERE sign in QLD . The now semi permanent Mrs PL went for a night time comfort break at the campsite dunny armed with a torch, soft bog roll and a fork from the camper van’s kitchenette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17799 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: The now semi permanent Mrs PL went for a night time comfort break at the campsite dunny armed with a torch, soft bog roll and a fork from the camper van’s kitchenette Urghhh, yep, I've had constipation that bad before. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30433 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 58 minutes ago, Renton said: I mean, did you tell them that there very city is literally named after ours? Or more to the point, WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CASTLE YOU PAIR OF DRONGOS? It was a couple of middle aged ladies on their hols. I think it was half-term there. I just kind of let it slide as I knew I was right and they were wrong. They were nice and everything, they were just adamant I was wrong about it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30433 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 30 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: We stayed at Mission Beach, first place we saw a DANGER THERES CROCS ROUND HERE sign in QLD . The now semi permanent Mrs PL went for a night time comfort break at the campsite dunny armed with a torch, soft bog roll and a fork from the camper van’s kitchenette There was another lass staying there went for a swim in the sea. Fuck that shit! Apart from the crocs there’s the box jellyfish. Iirc it was a couple of weeks before ‘stinger season’ but I would not be taking the chance of there not being a few early interlopers. Needless to say she wasn’t Australian. She survived We got as far as Cape Tribulation and saw a saltwater crocodile from the safety of a boat. I saw a wild cassowary at Mission Beach. It looked like a dinosaur 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5511 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 29 minutes ago, Renton said: Urghhh, yep, I've had constipation that bad before. So we're just having this conversation in every topic today it appears 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30433 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dazzler said: So we're just having this conversation in every topic today it appears Talking absolute shite 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17799 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dazzler said: So we're just having this conversation in every topic today it appears You'll learn this board has a scatological obsession with faecophillia. We are from Poocastle after all. Talking of which, are you a sitter or stander? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 We've established that Dazzler shits like a fully grown adult. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6176 Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 9 minutes ago, Dazzler said: So we're just having this conversation in every topic today it appears If only it was just today. Bunch of faecophiles around here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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