Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 I've often wondered if you could look at your life history on some sort of google map, how close I've been to a serial killer or murderer..... 5 miles.....10... In the back of the taxi!!! Lots more rNdom thoughts. Anyone else have any good uns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4220 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 murderer would probably pretty near by depending on if you're just after someone who has killed another person serial killers are rare but that would be interesting I want to be able to look up a big stats list for my whole life, sort of being able to summon the numbers on anything you've ever done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Someone murdered his wife on my street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Someone murdered his wife on my street. Well i get a B for it so you can all go fuck yourselves A B these days is like someone telling a lass "you aren't that fat really". Your wife get a C? Nah DD. I don't have a wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6306 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 Lad I went to school with murdered his pregnant girlfriend (who I also went to school with). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 (edited) She shouldn't have got so fat, took me fucking ages to dig that hole! Edited March 12, 2010 by Gejon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lahey 0 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 When I see a little dog I always wonder how far I could boot it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreverer 0 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 How many five year olds I could take on at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 (edited) If that poor lass expecting really knows the dad is Jon Venables Edited March 12, 2010 by @yourservice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 When I see a little dog I always wonder how far I could boot it ;) I think that very same thing , far too often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 I sometimes dread having a kind of Liar Liar type day at work where not only do I tell the truth, I say all of my thoughts out loud. On a related note I sometimes imagine people I'm thinking about suddenly becoming psychic and reading my thoughts. As I've said before I also frequently fantasise about having the ability to kill people with my mind by setting a "death time" for them by looking at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 I want to be able to look up a big stats list for my whole life, sort of being able to summon the numbers on anything you've ever done Yes, I have that one too! Might come from playing too much GTA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 How many five year olds I could take on at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 murderer would probably pretty near by depending on if you're just after someone who has killed another person serial killers are rare but that would be interesting I want to be able to look up a big stats list for my whole life, sort of being able to summon the numbers on anything you've ever done I do the same thing! Thought it was just some weird part of my brain, but I wonder about how many times I've done some random everyday kind of thing all the time. Stuff like... How many cigarettes have I smoked? How many beers have I drank (and amount/ brand)? How many times have I had sex? How many times have I masturbated? How many times have I breathed? How many times have I blinked? How many steps have I taken? How many miles have I driven? Just random bullshit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4220 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Glad I'm not the only one, thought I was just mental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 I also frequently fantasise about having the ability to kill people with my mind by setting a "death time" for them by looking at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3205 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Lad I went to school with murdered his pregnant girlfriend (who I also went to school with). Lad at my school shot his Mam and step Dad with a crossbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 13, 2010 Author Share Posted March 13, 2010 Fucking weirdos.... Talk about pandoras box !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 How many five year olds I could take on at once. We used to have this conversation a fair bit, one mate insisted it would be impossible to take on more than 3 because they would overpower you Haven't done it for ages but I used to get this random fear that I would just punch the person I was talking to in the face, not because they were annoying me or anything more like an out of control tourrettes type thing. It was normally when speaking to someone quite old or a boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 How come I like Liquorice Allsorts but dislike Liquorice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 How come I like Liquorice Allsorts but dislike Liquorice? Because you are into allsorts. From what I have heard anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3bitbob 0 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Always wonder about doing a Reggie Perrin...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 I also frequently fantasise about having the ability to kill people with my mind by setting a "death time" for them by looking at them. Try it sometime - the next time someone really annoys you just think "6:30am tomorrow, on the shitter, heart attack". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4220 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 I also frequently fantasise about having the ability to kill people with my mind by setting a "death time" for them by looking at them. Try it sometime - the next time someone really annoys you just think "6:30am tomorrow, on the shitter, heart attack". I'm afraid of doing that now, last time I did it was only "I hope something stops my chem teacher coming in tomorrow" then she got hit by a car seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 I also frequently fantasise about having the ability to kill people with my mind by setting a "death time" for them by looking at them. Try it sometime - the next time someone really annoys you just think "6:30am tomorrow, on the shitter, heart attack". I'm afraid of doing that now, last time I did it was only "I hope something stops my chem teacher coming in tomorrow" then she got hit by a car seriously Shouldn't you be having these thoughts about Ashley then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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