toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted October 27, 2010 Author Share Posted October 27, 2010 If Frankie Boyle goes to Newcastle here is a joke for him "Sick Geordie breaks into Raul Moats house and steals a pair of his shitty boxers and sells them to Gazza on e bay for a £100" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 What was Jon Venables doing in the audience anyway? Shocking iyam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Interesting views on Russell Howard Renton..I've seen him a few times live and think he's excellent but utter shite on tele..hey..one man's Shearer is another man's Shola. I saw Jimmy Carr a long time ago when he wasn't well known and he was well dodgy..few people walked out. Very funny though, it was when he first aired his 'What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Being raped' joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17950 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Interesting views on Russell Howard Renton..I've seen him a few times live and think he's excellent but utter shite on tele..hey..one man's Shearer is another man's Shola. I saw Jimmy Carr a long time ago when he wasn't well known and he was well dodgy..few people walked out. Very funny though, it was when he first aired his 'What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Being raped' joke. Yeah, I remember you liking him from a thread way back. Each to their own but I'm amazed he is selling venues the size of the arena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 If Frankie Boyle goes to Newcastle here is a joke for him "Sick Geordie breaks into Raul Moats house and steals a pair of his shitty boxers and sells them to Gazza on e bay for a £100" I bet your act is dynamite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Paul the Octopus last night gave his prediction in response to the question "Where is Maddie?" by doing an impression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9087 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 ok a few things, 1 the guy that helps Frankie Boyle is a guy who goes by the name Martin Bigpig Mor and there's no way in Hell he'd tolerate you for a second you lying scouse gloryhole 2 Frankie Boyle isn't the only comedian to do jokes about Maddie, she's been a staple of the circuit since she disappeared 3 The Liverpool Echo weren't contacted by the grandad, as has been alluded to, it's more likely Frankie's promotion company would contact the Echo about the gig and that's lead to some slimy sack of bum cleft sweat calling up an old man to upset him for the sake of filling a few column inches. What do you reckon is more offensive? 4 you're constantly found out to be talking utter garbage, why not drop the act and focus on helping your team survive relegation by sneaking into away grounds with last years ticket? which you stole.... from a corpse... that was drenched in your foetid piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38983 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 If Frankie Boyle goes to Newcastle here is a joke for him "Sick Geordie breaks into Raul Moats house and steals a pair of his shitty boxers and sells them to Gazza on e bay for a £100" And that's why your "mate" writes for him, not you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9087 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Hang on, your mate isn't Jim Muir is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 You should wirite for him A colleague of mine writes for him on "Mock the week". I can't say no names due to the legal terms of Boyles contract. He does his own jokes on stand up. That's why its only £10 to see him. The Royal philharmonic in town where he performend is not the Liverpool arena as well, the place is a shit hole. I'm just new on this board but mate, Frankie Boyle left Mock the Week over a year ago so your colleague must be sat in costa coffee living the dream all day. It's was more than a tenner to see him in Newcastle, I can tell you that much. Peddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38983 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Hang on, your mate isn't Jim Muir is he? He thinks you mean Vic Reeves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 My sister got married in the same church the McCanns did. Anyhow, some scouse tool whines about some other scouser who he has never met having the piss taken out of them. The family got a sympathetic press because they were middle class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6020 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 And probably cos their kid got snatched as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 And probably cos their kid got snatched as well. The mother knows more than she's letting on, I'm convinced of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Has no fucker thought to ask Derek Acorah yet btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4977 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I fucking love maddie jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 And probably cos their kid got snatched as well. The mother knows more than she's letting on, I'm convinced of it. Never mind the mother, where was this fucker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anth 54 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 And probably cos their kid got snatched as well. The mother knows more than she's letting on, I'm convinced of it. Never mind the mother, where was this fucker? Didn't her bloke go missing in the outback? I would love to hoy me blue viened diamond cutter right up her outback! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4977 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 And probably cos their kid got snatched as well. The mother knows more than she's letting on, I'm convinced of it. Never mind the mother, where was this fucker? Didn't her bloke go missing in the outback? I would love to hoy me blue viened diamond cutter right up her outback! When did Roy Chubby Brown join the board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anth 54 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 And probably cos their kid got snatched as well. The mother knows more than she's letting on, I'm convinced of it. Never mind the mother, where was this fucker? Didn't her bloke go missing in the outback? I would love to hoy me blue viened diamond cutter right up her outback! When did Roy Chubby Brown join the board? I'm usually quite seinsible, she just looks, well canny dorty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Maddies Granda should seriously consider giving his daughter the kick in her fadge she deserves for going on the piss and leaving his grandkids at risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38983 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 What's the difference between Maddie and Paris Hilton? Paris' sex tape is rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 What's the difference between Maddie and Paris Hilton? Paris' sex tape is rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 And probably cos their kid got snatched as well. Think of it like this: Imagine what the press would be like if they left a 3 year old child alone whilst going out on the lash whilst on a package holiday to Benidorm. What if Mr. McCann was a factory worker, and Mrs. McCann a part time hair-dresser? The Sun, The Mail The Express would be going mental and labelling them negligent parents etc. The press have worried so much partially because one is a doctor, and the other is another professional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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