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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

My cousin went to the City Baths at the weekend and saw this canny boiler smiling at him..  So he goes over to her and says;

'Alreet Pet, are ye flirtin?'

'Nah Pet, I'm on me tiptoes'

 

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On 23/04/2025 at 13:37, wykikitoon said:

My cousin went to the City Baths at the weekend and saw this canny boiler smiling at him..  So he goes over to her and says;

'Alreet Pet, are ye flirtin?'

'Nah Pet, I'm on me tiptoes'

 

 

On 23/04/2025 at 14:54, Alex said:

That’s older than me. Probably older than me dad :lol: 

 

Here's another one then...

 

A sparkie gets a call out jerb in an Ashington working men's clurb. He walks in and asks the steward, 'where's the mains, mate?' bar steward replies, 'through them doors on the right, next to the ladies.'

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4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Here's another one then...

 

A sparkie gets a call out jerb in an Ashington working men's clurb. He walks in and asks the steward, 'where's the mains, mate?' bar steward replies, 'through them doors on the right, next to the ladies.'

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