Sonatine 12412 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: My cousin went to the City Baths at the weekend and saw this canny boiler smiling at him.. So he goes over to her and says; 'Alreet Pet, are ye flirtin?' 'Nah Pet, I'm on me tiptoes' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38491 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 On 23/04/2025 at 13:37, wykikitoon said: My cousin went to the City Baths at the weekend and saw this canny boiler smiling at him.. So he goes over to her and says; 'Alreet Pet, are ye flirtin?' 'Nah Pet, I'm on me tiptoes' On 23/04/2025 at 14:54, Alex said: That’s older than me. Probably older than me dad Here's another one then... A sparkie gets a call out jerb in an Ashington working men's clurb. He walks in and asks the steward, 'where's the mains, mate?' bar steward replies, 'through them doors on the right, next to the ladies.' 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13130 Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Here's another one then... A sparkie gets a call out jerb in an Ashington working men's clurb. He walks in and asks the steward, 'where's the mains, mate?' bar steward replies, 'through them doors on the right, next to the ladies.' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AgentAxeman 340 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Apparently Indian fighter jets have dropped 500 onion bhajis and 1000 pakora on Pakistan earlier today..... ......and that's just for starters..... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46832 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 1 hour ago, AgentAxeman said: and that's just for starters Bomb Bay Duck, anyone? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15332 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 11 hours ago, AgentAxeman said: Apparently Indian fighter jets have dropped 500 onion bhajis and 1000 pakora on Pakistan earlier today..... ......and that's just for starters..... I shouldn’t laugh but I’ve been cracking up at this all day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24130 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJltt3FM72A/?igsh=OTE5ZWR2YnRvcDI0 Gemmill is Peter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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