Meenzer 17986 Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14486 Posted October 22 Share Posted October 22 3 hours ago, Wardi said: A man is walking past a pet shop when he spots a sign saying.. 'Exclusive - Netherlands Cats for sale'. He is sceptical but sure enough in the window there is a cat wearing an orange collar playing amongst a backdrop of Netherlands flags and model windmills. Still puzzled as to whether this cat is indeed from the Netherlands he strolls inside and asks the assistant.. 'How Dutch is that moggy in the window?' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16112 Posted October 22 Share Posted October 22 15 hours ago, Wardi said: A man is walking past a pet shop when he spots a sign saying.. 'Exclusive - Netherlands Cats for sale'. He is sceptical but sure enough in the window there is a cat wearing an orange collar playing amongst a backdrop of Netherlands flags and model windmills. Still puzzled as to whether this cat is indeed from the Netherlands he strolls inside and asks the assistant.. 'How Dutch is that moggy in the window?' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13435 Posted October 22 Share Posted October 22 15 hours ago, Wardi said: A man is walking past a pet shop when he spots a sign saying.. 'Exclusive - Netherlands Cats for sale'. He is sceptical but sure enough in the window there is a cat wearing an orange collar playing amongst a backdrop of Netherlands flags and model windmills. Still puzzled as to whether this cat is indeed from the Netherlands he strolls inside and asks the assistant.. 'How Dutch is that moggy in the window?' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12325 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 A little known fact about English footballer Danny Welbeck. His dad was a bomb disposal expert called Stan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14486 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 36 minutes ago, Craig said: A little known fact about English footballer Danny Welbeck. His dad was a bomb disposal expert called Stan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13435 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 1 hour ago, Craig said: A little known fact about English footballer Danny Welbeck. His dad was a bomb disposal expert called Stan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39130 Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 2 hours ago, Craig said: A little known fact about English footballer Danny Welbeck. His dad was a bomb disposal expert called Stan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14486 Posted October 28 Share Posted October 28 My tattoo removal specialist, Dr Pablo, confessed to me recently that he had committed dozens of crimes yet has never been caught. "How on earth are you a free man?" I asked him. He smiled and said, “Nobody suspects the Spanish ink physician!” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50627 Posted October 28 Share Posted October 28 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14486 Posted October 28 Share Posted October 28 23 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16112 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 On 28/10/2025 at 02:04, RobinRobin said: My tattoo removal specialist, Dr Pablo, confessed to me recently that he had committed dozens of crimes yet has never been caught. "How on earth are you a free man?" I asked him. He smiled and said, “Nobody suspects the Spanish ink physician!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12325 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 On 28/10/2025 at 02:04, RobinRobin said: My tattoo removal specialist, Dr Pablo, confessed to me recently that he had committed dozens of crimes yet has never been caught. "How on earth are you a free man?" I asked him. He smiled and said, “Nobody suspects the Spanish ink physician!” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 17986 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 From the hallowed pages of Popbitch: I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too, Czech one too 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12325 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 2 minutes ago, Meenzer said: From the hallowed pages of Popbitch: I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too, Czech one too 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13435 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 28 minutes ago, Meenzer said: From the hallowed pages of Popbitch: I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too, Czech one too 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50627 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 1 hour ago, Meenzer said: From the hallowed pages of Popbitch: I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too, Czech one too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43823 Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 3 hours ago, Meenzer said: From the hallowed pages of Popbitch: I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too, Czech one too "Nay, Meenzee, nay!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14486 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 8 hours ago, Meenzer said: From the hallowed pages of Popbitch: I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too, Czech one too 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16112 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 19 hours ago, Meenzer said: From the hallowed pages of Popbitch: I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too, Czech one too 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50627 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 What did the mackem do for Halloween? Pump kin. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16112 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 17 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: What did the mackem do for Halloween? Pump kin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13435 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 17 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: What did the mackem do for Halloween? Pump kin. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50627 Posted November 4 Share Posted November 4 Had to do a safety refresher today. Apparently the answer to “ What steps would you take if the trailer became detached unexpectedly whilst you were parked.” is not “fucking big ones”. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14486 Posted November 5 Share Posted November 5 Teacher and her 3 boy students Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 2: “I saw your bra straps.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one month.” Teacher bent down to pickup a chalk. Boy 3 started walking out of the class… Teacher: “Why are you leaving?” Boy 3: “I think my school days are over.” I think boy 3 may have been @Monkeys Fist 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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