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It boils my piss people giving Pardew the benefit of the doubt because Ashley is a cunt. They're both caths but only one is in charge of tactics, motivation, selections, substitutions AND being the voice of the club. He's a phoney and a shill and a limited manager at best.

 

Maybe we'll never get anyone better under Ashley but that is no reason to let him off the hook. We can and should demand more, even if we never receive it, if the fans lose ambition as well it's Game Over, you might as well pack it in altogether.

 

So having said that, where do you stand on some sort of boycott?.... is 5-10k of us not bothering for the rest of the season basically "packing it in"?

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So having said that, where do you stand on some sort of boycott?.... is 5-10k of us not bothering for the rest of the season basically "packing it in"?

No I think boycourtting is the opposite of packing it all in. Removing your support is, in this case, the only way of showing it. By acquiescing to Ashley's lowering of standards and accepting sub-mediocrity you have packed it in. You're settling for a fat bird when you know you can still pull a stunner if you'd only go to the gym and brush your teeth now and then.

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It boils my piss people giving Pardew the benefit of the doubt because Ashley is a cunt. They're both caths but only one is in charge of tactics, motivation, selections, substitutions AND being the voice of the club. He's a phoney and a shill and a limited manager at best.

 

Maybe we'll never get anyone better under Ashley but that is no reason to let him off the hook. We can and should demand more, even if we never receive it, if the fans lose ambition as well it's Game Over, you might as well pack it in altogether.

 

This is the crucial point here; this is actually happening to a fairly large degree and to get it back, it needs Pardew to go far away.

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I can hear people saying "by staying away it shows negativity towards a potential buyer". My answer to that would be bollocks it would show there is a loyal and passionate fanbase who want what's best for the club. Anyone buying the club I would imagine will have done their homework regarding the club under the current owner.

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It boils my piss people giving Pardew the benefit of the doubt because Ashley is a cunt. They're both caths but only one is in charge of tactics, motivation, selections, substitutions AND being the voice of the club. He's a phoney and a shill and a limited manager at best.

 

Maybe we'll never get anyone better under Ashley but that is no reason to let him off the hook. We can and should demand more, even if we never receive it, if the fans lose ambition as well it's Game Over, you might as well pack it in altogether.

 

I don't think he's much cop, however I cannot blithely ignore context.

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Even the subjugated cow has the right to hope for a gentler milking.

 

Right now Ashley has the man that can achieve his minimal requirements. Calling for Pardew's head is implicitly stating that it's Pardew that's holding us back.

 

In your analogy, we'd be swapping Hulk Hogan yanking on our teets, for Andre the Giant. Doesn't matter who's doing the violent milking, because Ashley is lifting up our collective tail and dry fucking us into the abbatoir.

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Right now Ashley has the man that can achieve his minimal requirements. Calling for Pardew's head is implicitly stating that it's Pardew that's holding us back.

 

In your analogy, we'd be swapping Hulk Hogan yanking on our teets, for Andre the Giant. Doesn't matter who's doing the violent milking, because Ashley is lifting up our collective tail and dry fucking us into the abbatoir.

You can't change the organ grinder so you might as well lick the monkey's ringpiece.
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You can't change the organ grinder so you might as well lick the monkey's ringpiece.

Criticise him, sure, but do so understanding that his limitations are exacerbated by the shackles of a Mike Ashley ownership and do so understanding that the replacement may (and imo will likely) be even worse.

 

Which competent, ambitious manager will come nito a regime that actively dissuades competing for the only trophies we've a chance fo winning?

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Criticise him, sure, but do so understanding that his limitations are exacerbated by the shackles of a Mike Ashley ownership and do so understanding that the replacement may (and imo will likely) be even worse.

 

Which competent, ambitious manager will come nito a regime that actively dissuades competing for the only trophies we've a chance fo winning?

We don't need to keep repeating that Ashley is the main problem. That is explicit.

 

I actually think we've got a lot of decent players that under perform thanks to Pardew. I also harbour the possibility that another man could do better with them and have less of Smithers role with Ashley. There is no benefit to be had in calling for the owner to change, there may be benefit in the manager changing. I'm prepared to roll the dice.

 

Pardew is a loathsome slime ball who has no excuse too low to trot out to explain away his ineptitude. Has any other manager presided over so many absolute shoeings?

 

You're resigned to sticking with Pardew based on a Kylie Minogue song, fair play to you but I'd readily accept tasting a different shade of shit in the hope it's more palatable.

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We don't need to keep repeating that Ashley is the main problem. That is explicit.

 

I actually think we've got a lot of decent players that under perform thanks to Pardew. I also harbour the possibility that another man could do better with them and have less of Smithers role with Ashley. There is no benefit to be had in calling for the owner to change, there may be benefit in the manager changing. I'm prepared to roll the dice.

 

Pardew is a loathsome slime ball who has no excuse too low to trot out to explain away his ineptitude. Has any other manager presided over so many absolute shoeings?

 

You're resigned to sticking with Pardew based on a Kylie Minogue song, fair play to you but I'd readily accept tasting a different shade of shit in the hope it's more palatable.

 

No, I'm resigned to the fact that the manager is immaterial. It's like changing the colour of the condom that you put on the guy that's fucking you up the tradesmans.

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No, I'm resigned to the fact that the manager is immaterial. It's like changing the colour of the condom that you put on the guy that's fucking you up the tradesmans.

Go for the extra strong Fish.

 

And I disagree that changing the manager is immaterial. Maybe window dressing, but that'd be better than another 6 years of Pardew baring his arse in it.

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Go for the extra strong Fish.

 

And I disagree that changing the manager is immaterial. Maybe window dressing, but that'd be better than another 6 years of Pardew baring his arse in it.

 

I'm honestly clinging to the hope that Ashley won't be here that much longer and Pardew will get a season after that, then replaced by me, I sign a few young dutch lads and surge up the Premier League.

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Go for the extra strong Fish.

 

And I disagree that changing the manager is immaterial. Maybe window dressing, but that'd be better than another 6 years of Pardew baring his arse in it.

 

Magaths just gone to Fulham. How much do you reckon theyve offered him?....Pardew is just right in Ashleys eyes. You know how we like a "deal" in the transfer market?...

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