WordPlay 0 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Jordan is a horrible slag. A disgusting excuse for a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Phwoar you were right Stevie, what a stunner. An author too, she wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. You've probably read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Phwoar you were right Stevie, what a stunner. An author too, she wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. You've probably read it. Anyone can find unflattering pictures of people. She looks great in some. I'm sure you look even more like Dean Windass in some of your pics than you do in others. You could find an unflattering picture of anyone in the world. She does look ropey in some but her basic face is attractive, she wouldn't have made it as a model if that weren't a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Can't believe people watch stuff like Peter and Katie (or whatever it's called). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 (edited) Nah I agree, I just wanted to slip in the sexual dysfunction line from The Naked Gun. I can't find any decent pictures of her when she was younger though, if you type 'young Jordan' into google images you just get loads of gay porn. Meenzer you might want to make a note of that one. On the subject of her face though, she was a glamour model, not a fashion model and you don't need an attractive face to make it as a glamour model. That is a basic FACT mate, plain fucking fact, and you won't find me one GEORDIE who disagrees with that one, NOT ONE. If you like her mug, you must be mugging me off because I'm a mug if she's got a nice face. She needs three tonnes of makeup before she'll go out the house, that is basic FACT. Edited February 15, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 She's had so much surgery, the only modelling she could do is at the London Dungeons. Stevie, there's no getting away from the fact she is an orange, granite-faced duck-woman with the cold look inher eye of a great white shark. Like I said, she's Stalin with tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Can't believe people watch stuff like Peter and Katie (or whatever it's called). Aye, you must be like me, Sky + it then watch it marathon style with my girlfriends and a bottle of shandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Nah I agree, I just wanted to slip in the sexual dysfunction line from The Naked Gun. I can't find any decent pictures of her when she was younger though, if you type 'young Jordan' into google images you just get loads of gay porn. Meenzer you might want to make a note of that one. On the subject of her face though, she was a glamour model, not a fashion model and you don't need an attractive face to make it as a glamour model. That is a basic FACT mate, plain fucking fact, and you won't find me one GEORDIE who disagrees with that one, NOT ONE. It worked before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Nah I agree, I just wanted to slip in the sexual dysfunction line from The Naked Gun. I can't find any decent pictures of her when she was younger though, if you type 'young Jordan' into google images you just get loads of gay porn. Meenzer you might want to make a note of that one. On the subject of her face though, she was a glamour model, not a fashion model and you don't need an attractive face to make it as a glamour model. That is a basic FACT mate, plain fucking fact, and you won't find me one GEORDIE who disagrees with that one, NOT ONE. If you like her mug, you must be mugging me off because I'm a mug if she's got a nice face. She needs three tonnes of makeup before she'll go out the house, that is basic FACT. Stevie without makeup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 DannyB as the new Bond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 She's had so much surgery, the only modelling she could do is at the London Dungeons. Stevie, there's no getting away from the fact she is an orange, granite-faced duck-woman with the cold look inher eye of a great white shark. Like I said, she's Stalin with tits. It's a popular thing to say she's mingin, but that's clouded by the fact she's a vindictive, nasty piece of work. Total mug of a lass. She has a basically attractive face. If you were to describe what is a classically attractive face, she has it. Simple fact of life what anyone from NE1 to NE61 (taking out NE31-NE35) would agree with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Stevie's a good looking bloke and he;'s been on telly and radio; why would he be chasing after munters like this Jordan? He has psychic powers which would tell him she's a cunt. He could probably get with women 1/3 of her age, easy, basic fact. He must be mugging us off to think he fancies this hag of a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 This is the one I was looking for.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Good thing my postcode is CV then. Even if she wasn't such a horror, I still walk past better looking women in thestreet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Stevie's a good looking bloke and he;'s been on telly and radio; why would he be chasing after munters like this Jordan? He has psychic powers which would tell him she's a cunt. He could probably get with women 1/3 of her age, easy, basic fact. He must be mugging us off to think he fancies this hag of a woman. Find a pic of her when she was 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 The basic point is she's a mug. That was my point. If she dies, she dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 The basic point is she's a mug. That was my point. If she dies, she dies. If she lives, she gets millions of pounds off the mugs buying her books and watching her tv shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marshall-Baines Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 The basic point is she's a mug. That was my point. If she dies, she dies. If she lives, she gets millions of pounds off the mugs buying her books and watching her tv shows. A few years ago she had 5 books out at the same time, and three were in the top 5 sellers that month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 i'd smash it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I know people (through work), grown women, who worship the ground the likes of Jordan and Kerry Katona walk on. It's... I don't even know what the word for it is. Absolute fucking mugs though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Stick it in and it would come out all orange urgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14144 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Remember when she snagged Gareth Gates for a while despite being pregnant? Pure class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Remember when she snagged Gareth Gates for a while despite being pregnant? Pure class. I don't think he got the chance t tell her t g-g-g-g-g-g-get off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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