McFaul 35 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Still makes me belly laugh every time I think of it Haha well it's true. Even ME! Even I'm putting moisturiser on and having a pint of water before sleep. This era has turned the best of us in to fannies. This thread shows what a miss, KSA, LM, and MM are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Haha well it's true. Even ME! Even I'm putting moisturiser on and having a pint of water before sleep. This era has turned the best of us in to fannies. This thread shows what a miss, KSA, LM, and MM are. QFT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30833 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Two out of three ain't bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Back on topic, it's hard to disagree with the assertion that Jordan is still a cunt, even though the media seem to have ignored her lately largely speaking. Tells you how many doilums live in this country when she's had a few books which are in the 100 best sellers of all time. What a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30833 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Can't get me head round women at times (I know it's not all women but it's loads), i.e. on the Metro I saw this lass reading an article about Kerry Katona and how she wishes she was still with him out of that Irish band (Boyzone?). I mean, howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35640 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 If we're talking about crap newspaper stories, you'll have to go some way to beat this one. If I say the words "Love rat dad of nine children to eight women who headbutted ex-girlfriend in row over cheese toastie jailed for just 20 days" to you, and I tell you that that's just the headline, try telling me you don't want to read that story. Obviously they're from Sunderland. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2235322/Keith-Macdonald-Love-rat-dad-children-women-headbutted-ex-girlfriend-row-cheese-toastie-jailed-just-20-days.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Back on topic, it's hard to disagree with the assertion that Jordan is still a cunt, even though the media seem to have ignored her lately largely speaking. Tells you how many doilums live in this country when she's had a few books which are in the 100 best sellers of all time. What a cunt. She empowers womankind man! If getting your tits out and shagging minor celebrities earns you a living how can anyone deny she isn't a strong, independent business woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30833 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 It's no surprise celebrities, even completely shit ones, are admired though. Their lifestyle is seen as accessible in a country where social mobility is pretty much a myth for many people (despite what Blair, Cameron et al would have you believe). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 The new publicity money spinning plan for D-list celebs seems to be as follows; 1. Spend first 4 months eating tonnes of shite thus piling weight on. 2. Go on holiday and get Paps to photo 'candid' beach photos of you looking fat. Remember to wear a really unflattering and far too small for you bikini. 3. Go on This Morning and cry about how fat you are but that you're 'determined to do something about it.' 4. Get a personal trainer and DVD fitness deal. 5. Lost a shit load of weight and release DVD just in time for Christmas and Jan. 6. Repeat step 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 The new publicity money spinning plan for D-list celebs seems to be as follows; 1. Spend first 4 months eating tonnes of shite thus piling weight on. 2. Go on holiday and get Paps to photo 'candid' beach photos of you looking fat. Remember to wear a really unflattering and far too small for you bikini. 3. Go on This Morning and cry about how fat you are but that you're 'determined to do something about it.' 4. Get a personal trainer and DVD fitness deal. 5. Lost a shit load of weight and release DVD just in time for Christmas and Jan. 6. Repeat step 1. You're signature probably helps as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Yikes!!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2250938/Katie-Price-enjoys-night-company-new-man-Kieran-Hayler.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30833 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I'm lost for words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12903 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I'm not. What a glorious waste of time this woman's exploits are. Britain's Most Famous Slapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14937 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 As ugly on the outside as she is on the inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6453 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I hope poor Harvey doesn't see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3284 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I hope poor Harvey doesn't see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 6 photos down you'll notice she's got a bit of macaroni pasta stuck to the sleeve of her arm. She probably had a bowl in the VIP before she left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27655 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 She apparently tweeted her thanks to her self-pic happy boyfriend for treating her like a 'princess'. Can anybody confirm if they've crashed their car in a fatal accident after a night on the piss? Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39194 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 6 photos down you'll notice she's got a bit of macaroni pasta stuck to the sleeve of her arm. She probably had a bowl in the VIP before she left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 What a hideous looking creature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I'm absolutely SICK of opening the paper and reading about her. Buy a different paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30833 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 What a hideous looking creature. Aye, it wouldn't be quite so bad if she was fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 And that is everything I hate about current "fame" culture. I mean, who the fuck is interested in seeing this shit in the papers? It's car crash journalism I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9269 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I blame the bleeders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 And that is everything I hate about current "fame" culture. I mean, who the fuck is interested in seeing this shit in the papers? It's car crash journalism I guess. One of the most popular websites in the world now isnt it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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