Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Okay, so like most forums, Toontastic is full of various types of Internet Warriors which can be seen on virtually any internet forum worldwide. You have the smart Alec's The one line wonders The over active mod etc etc One good man has decided to draw up a database of Internet Warriors.......Which one are you? Example Cyber Sisters are an extremely fierce confederation of fighting males who act something like a shrill Greek chorus, echoing and amplifying one another's voice until their foes retreat in disarray. They are generally leaderless, but anyone who challenges one Cyber Sister can expect to be savagely attacked by the others. Only the most powerful and battle-hardened of Warriors is strong enough to weather a Cyber Sisters attack. The database is here. Just have a look through the drop down box. Im sure you will all recognise yourself. http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 is one of those dedicated to people who cant post in the right forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 gullible/brainwashed missed out here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 gullible/brainwashed missed out here hmmmmmmm? Ferrous Cranus is utterly impervious to reason, persuasion and new ideas, and when engaged in battle he will not yield an inch in his position regardless of its hopelessness. Though his thrusts are decisively repulsed, his arguments crushed in every detail and his defenses demolished beyond repair he will remount the same attack again and again with only the slightest variation in tactics. Sometimes out of pure frustration Philosopher will try to explain to him the failed logistics of his situation, or Therapist will attempt to penetrate the psychological origins of his obduracy, but, ever unfathomable, Ferrous Cranus cannot be moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 We all should know who this is...... Grammarian[/b] usually has little to contribute to a discussion and possesses few effective weapons. To compensate, he will point out minor errors in spelling and grammar. Because of Grammarian's obvious weakness most Warriors ignore him.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 Bit of a Given..... Kung-Fu Masters[/b] are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13000 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 What are you doing with your life, man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 Even one for Fish. Lonely Guy doesn't get out much, and often his social isolation can drive him to do battle just for the human contact. Compassion dictates that we shouldn't get too upset with his antics. Nonetheless, Lonely Guy can be very fierce. Remember, he has nothing better to do than stew over real or imagined insults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 Tell you what, this guys deffo been on here. Dont you agree Happy. Necormancer has a supernatural ability to bring long-dead forum discussion threads back to life. After having been flogged to death the thread may have been deceased for many years, and bringing it back may have scant relevance to the current topic, yet Necromancer will unexpectedly exhume the thread’s rotting corpse, and strike horror in the forum as its grotesque form lurches into the discussion. The monster, instantly recognized by all who knew it in life, seems at first to breathe and have a pulse, but, alas, it is beyond Necromancer’s skill to fully restore the thread’s original vitality. The hideous apparition may frighten away some of the weaker Warriors or Warriors badly wounded in former battles, but the thread is only a shadow of its former self and very quickly expires. Unlike Archivist, Necromancer compulsively saves every forum message in carefully preserved archives for future use in battle, while Necromancer collects departed threads merely for the thrill of resurrecting them. Some say he performs this unnatural act out of malice, others say he can’t help himself, but no one really knows. :icon_lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 What are you doing with your life, man? Sitting in the garden, downing a few beers, eating kebab and generally chillin.......You? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 Alex???? Nitpick compensates for his limited fighting ability by pouncing on points that are only marginally relevant to the discussion. For example, if his opponent in a sports forum conflict casually mentioned the Cubs' 4-2 victory in the 1908 World Series, Nitpick would quickly counterattack with something like, "4-2 !? Any moron knows the Cubs won the Series 4-1! Someone so ignorant about baseball history can't possibly know anything about salary caps!" Even if the minor point is conceded by his opponent Nitpick will return to it whenever the battle turns against him. Though weak, Nitpick is very tenacious and will never admit defeat. Nitpick is a close ally of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 Mirror mirror on the wall...... Palooka will battle anyone, anytime, anywhere - he seems to love it, even though he always takes a beating. After a terrific pounding at the hands of, for example, Kung-Fu Master, he'll just struggle to his feet and wobble back into the ring. His astonishing ability to absorb punishment leads one to suspect that during his long Warrior career Palooka has taken a few too many punches. Often, as an act of mercy, Nanny will step in to stop the fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 (edited) Where to start with this one.....Im sure many of you recognise yourself here. Picador does not engage other Warriors in direct combat. Instead, he uses well placed barbs to goad his adversary into charging while skillfully avoiding the appearance of being the provocateur. He thus guides his enraged target towards certain injury or defeat at the hands of a stronger Warrior. Once the fight has been set in motion Picador will retire to a discrete distance, always ready prod his lance into sensitive areas should the action begin to flag. HINT: Alert Warriors can readily spot Picador because, though he seldom takes a stand on controversial issues, he always seems to be near the fray. Same here Sycophant differs from Me-Too in that he is much more concerned with sucking up than he is with actually doing battle. Of course, he WILL engage in some light combat to impress Big Dog and other stronger Warriors, but he never exposes himself to unnecessary danger. Although combatants sometimes employ Sycophant to buttress an attack, his constantly shifting loyalties make him a weak and unreliable ally. Edited June 10, 2011 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordio Armani Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 gullible/brainwashed missed out here hmmmmmmm? Ferrous Cranus is utterly impervious to reason, persuasion and new ideas, and when engaged in battle he will not yield an inch in his position regardless of its hopelessness. Though his thrusts are decisively repulsed, his arguments crushed in every detail and his defenses demolished beyond repair he will remount the same attack again and again with only the slightest variation in tactics. Sometimes out of pure frustration Philosopher will try to explain to him the failed logistics of his situation, or Therapist will attempt to penetrate the psychological origins of his obduracy, but, ever unfathomable, Ferrous Cranus cannot be moved. Are you alright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28224 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 gullible/brainwashed missed out here hmmmmmmm? Ferrous Cranus is utterly impervious to reason, persuasion and new ideas, and when engaged in battle he will not yield an inch in his position regardless of its hopelessness. Though his thrusts are decisively repulsed, his arguments crushed in every detail and his defenses demolished beyond repair he will remount the same attack again and again with only the slightest variation in tactics. Sometimes out of pure frustration Philosopher will try to explain to him the failed logistics of his situation, or Therapist will attempt to penetrate the psychological origins of his obduracy, but, ever unfathomable, Ferrous Cranus cannot be moved. Are you alright? He's looking for a plot. He seems to have mislaid his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Well as my role as a non-virgin - I'm just a casual user of the interwebz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 . . 'kinell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Well as my role as a non-virgin - I'm just a casual user of the interwebz That explains why Kevin posts so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39366 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 This thread proves beyond doubt that CT's tadger has inverted and become a minge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14229 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 I'm 2001ey and I want my link back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9341 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Good Grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Meltdown complete by the looks of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Meltdown complete by the looks of it. What was the cause I've not been paying that much attention to the net fights lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 Meltdown complete by the looks of it. What was the cause I've not been paying that much attention to the net fights lately? No cause, just Jusodas turned his stalking attentions to me instead of J69. But your comments raise a greater question.... Is twitter indeed killing message boards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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