Howmanheyman 26877 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I live in Newcastle. It's a very white city. That's not a brag or a smirk, it is generally White place. The last couple of years I've noticed something. If you're in the the toon and you go to the bog there's a 'black man' in there. The black man man will try to spray some aftershave on you, he'll give you a lollypop, he'll attempt to wash and dry your hands etc. I've kept quiet about this turn of events for the last couple of years but I'm absolutely foaming about it. There's dopey young kids in Newcastle who know no fucking better who think that going in a bog and seeing a 'darkey' who'll give them a lollypop or wash their hands for them and put a bit of aftershave on them is the norm. I dont know if the rest of the country is like this but i'm completely embarrassed at this everytime i see it. I rail at the poor :censored: involve led who is only trying to make as few quid, when my ire should be directed toward the prick w ho thinks that this is a modern day version of uncle tom. I hate seeing it, and i worry about kids taking this for granted. Its demeaning to the person involved but they're trying to make a living, Disgraceful. Forgive the post if its spelling is wrong. I'm absoloutley blotto. But the theme is worth commeting on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26394 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 It happens all over the UK. I resent the fact the fact that I'm supposed to pay some idiot a quid for the privilege of him handing me a paper towel after I have a piss, I can manage to do that perfectly well myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26877 Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 Its fucking demeaning to the poor cunt involved and embarassing to everyone else. When you you see kids go in and give the poor cunt jip and think its ok then it gets my fucking back up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26394 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Bollocks, that cunt is making more in an hour than most people in the country. Obviously no one deserves to get any shit when they're trying to make a few quid but it's one 'service' I fucking despise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloopJohn 0 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I always feel sorry for these guys, sure they may earn more than in bar work but it is a shite job no doubt. hellish even. most of the time they only do it is to fund going to Uni or the alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26877 Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 Bollocks? Sorry pal but it's a fucking disgrace. It's an embarrasment and I hate seeing it. It's demeaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26394 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 The job or the abuse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26877 Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 The whole thing. Once upon a time you went for a piss and that was it. Now there's a black man to enhance your toilet experience. It's painful, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26394 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 (edited) Aye, it's painful for me taking a piss and trying to wash my hands in peace. He can fuck off. Edit: I do not have an STD. Edited June 18, 2011 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26877 Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 Aye, it's painful for me taking a piss and trying to wash my hands in peace. He can fuck off. Edit: I do not have an STD. Some cunt is obviously paying the pooer fucker. I can't stand it. What does this say about humankind? A servant must always be present when you have a slash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26394 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I honestly don't know one person who wants them there. They either unnecessarily cost you money or you just feel uncomfortable. It's simply a ploy by clubs and bars to make themselves look/feel more sophisticated than they actually are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26877 Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 I honestly don't know one person who wants them there. They either unnecessarily cost you money or you just feel uncomfortable. It's simply a ploy by clubs and bars to make themselves look/feel more sophisticated than they actually are. I agree, mate. Unfortunately it makes them look like Delroy shining your shoes in fifties Alabama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 82 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Personally i dont give a fuck. The 'poor black man' probably makes £30 an hour in tips alone. I agree it is a form of exploitation but im not that sure who is exploiting whom. Untwist ya knickers man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Angel of the north Cheryl Tweedy had too many cans of Skol and banged out a toilet attendant; most of her fans probably worship her for it: "Yeh that's it cheryl you show her". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I fail to see how this is racist or something to get worked up about, other than as ewerk says it's a fucking annoyance that someone expects to get a tip for helping me washing my hands. There's white folk working behind the bar or in the cloakroom getting plenty grief from pissed arseholes for a lot less cash. If it bothers you though, I'd just stop going to the bars where they have these blokes working - they're invariably shit anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 get your money's worth by smearing your faeces all over the walls and pissing up the mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Aye, it's painful for me taking a piss and trying to wash my hands in peace. He can fuck off. Edit: I do not have an STD. Some cunt is obviously paying the pooer fucker. I can't stand it. What does this say about humankind? A servant must always be present when you have a slash? All it says about humankind is no opportunity for profit goes unexploited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 It's been going on for years in London, and I don't like it neither, and they're always black, never see a Romania or Pole doing it. First time I remember seeing it (vaguely as it was also one of the most drunken days of my life) was after the 1998 FA Cup Final in the Sports Cafe, Haymarket, London. I was washing my hands (good lad - amazing how many blokes don't like) and this fuckin Nigerian's sat there bowl full of pound coins starts squirting fahrenheit on me, "WHAT YE DEEIN YA DAFT CUNT????" he didn't get his quid but I've seen it in London ever since in various places, shame it's spread to the toon. What a way to make a living squirting blokes in a gents toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Angel of the north Cheryl Tweedy had too many cans of Skol and banged out a toilet attendant; most of her fans probably worship her for it: "Yeh that's it cheryl you show her". Wouldn't mind 'banging out' Cheryl myself tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26877 Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 I'm going to have to stop posting when I'm drunk. I was Mr Righteous last night, like. But I still don't like it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 82 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I'm going to have to stop posting when I'm drunk. I was Mr Righteous last night, like. But I still don't like it though. I think you need a breathalyzer on yer laptop bud! Classic drunken rant..................... Well done that man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26877 Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 The taxi driver got the brunt of it, me mate was arguing with me as well but I talked him down too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5925 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I'm not sure being black is a pre requisite for having a job as a bog attendant. He probably applied for it too rather than being stolen off the street in the black part of town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordio Armani Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 In all the years on line, I have never seen a on line breakdown like that the lad needs help.......... Fancy having a public melt over a lucozade ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Been happening for years here in Dublin. It completely puts me off certain venues, its just such an annoyance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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