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They've found Jesus' tomb in India I note-he survived the crucifixion-so the Christians can pack up and go home basically. Great news if you don't like fish for tea today.

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They've found Jesus' tomb in India I note-he survived the crucifixion-so the Christians can pack up and go home basically. Great news if you don't like fish for tea today.

 

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They've found Jesus' tomb in India I note-he survived the crucifixion-so the Christians can pack up and go home basically. Great news if you don't like fish for tea today.

 

link?

 

http://www.alislam.org/topics/jesus/

 

"The Jesus Shed"

 

it's in the bin now, because it didn't come with a recipe from the local takeaway

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no true religion, whatever its name, can sanction violence and bloodshed of innocent men, women and children in the name of God

 

Sorry, no dice. You've got a bad record on that score I'm afraid (every religion). In the Abrahamic scriptures 'god' has no problem with ordering genocide when it suits him.

Edited by Kevin S. Assilleekunt

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no true religion, whatever its name, can sanction violence and bloodshed of innocent men, women and children in the name of God

 

Sorry, no dice. You've got a bad record on that score I'm afraid (every religion). In the Abrahamic scriptures 'god' has no problem with ordering genocide when it suits him.

 

I think it means that people who do kill 'in the name of religion' is against the teachings of Islam and those that do cannot really be called Muslims, despite their claims to the contrary.

Edited by luckyluke

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no true religion, whatever its name, can sanction violence and bloodshed of innocent men, women and children in the name of God

 

Sorry, no dice. You've got a bad record on that score I'm afraid (every religion). In the Abrahamic scriptures 'god' has no problem with ordering genocide when it suits him.

 

I think it means that people who do kill 'in the name of religion' is against the teachings of Islam and those that do cannot really be called Muslims, despite their claims to the contrary.

 

What it means is that according to their interpretation of Islamic scripture, the only people who can declare a jihad are the oppressed upon their oppressors:

 

no hostility is allowed except against the aggressors. (Ch.2: v.194)
(http://www.alislam.org/response.html)

 

That is not a definition of non-violence. And this group is not representative of Islam, it is a minority cult. The majority of muslims worldwide are Sunnis. I'd be annoyed if any religious group thrust leaflets upon me or my property.

Edited by Kevin S. Assilleekunt

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for these fuckers

 

http://www.alislam.org/

 

Why don't you read what 'these fuckers' have to say on terrorism Leazes, you ridiculous, tiny minded, racist cretin?

 

oh dear. The ultimate do-gooder. Why don't you go and give medical treatment to those who they blow up just because you don't follow the same God that they do ?

 

Who is "racist" ?

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no true religion, whatever its name, can sanction violence and bloodshed of innocent men, women and children in the name of God

 

Sorry, no dice. You've got a bad record on that score I'm afraid (every religion). In the Abrahamic scriptures 'god' has no problem with ordering genocide when it suits him.

 

I think it means that people who do kill 'in the name of religion' is against the teachings of Islam and those that do cannot really be called Muslims, despite their claims to the contrary.

 

you should get into the real world chum.

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Sunnis adhere to the Quran and the hadith, which is an oral tradition. This excerpt from Wikipedia covers a bit of it:

 

Most Sunni Muslims accept the hadith collections of Bukhari and Muslim as the most authentic (sahih, or correct), and while accepting all hadiths verified as authentic, grant a slightly lesser status to the collections of other recorders. There are, however, four other collections of hadith that are also held in particular reverence by Sunni Muslims, making a total of six:

 

Sahih al-Bukhari

Sahih Muslim

Sunan an-Nasa'ii

Sunan Abu Dawud

Sunan at-Tirmidhi

Sunan ibn Majah

 

There are also other collections of hadith which also contain many authentic hadith and are frequently used by scholars and specialists. Examples of these collections include:

 

Musannaf of Abd al-Razzaq

Musnad of Ahmad ibn Hanbal

Mustadrak of Al Haakim

Muwatta of Imam Malik

Sahih Ibn Hibbaan

Sahih Ibn Khuzaymah

 

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunni_Islam)

 

As you can imagine, this material can be interpreted in many different ways: here is an excerpt from a collection of hadith generally held in high regard by Sunnis:

 

Muslim (1:33) - the Messenger of Allah said: I have been commanded to fight against people till they testify that there is no god but Allah, that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah
(http://www.usc.edu/schools/college/crcc/engagement/resources/texts/muslim/hadith/muslim/001.smt.html#001.0033)

 

As for integration in a non-muslim society, not an option according to a collection from the hadith:

 

Abu Dawud (41:4832) - The Messenger of Allah [said] "Do not keep company with anyone but a believer and do not let anyone eat your food but one who is pious."
(http://www.islam-qa.com/en/ref/21530)

 

So whilst the rhetoric from this http://www.alislam.org/ group about the 'teachings of Islam' is very sweet and nice, it does not represent what the vast majority of mulsims believe. I wouldn't trust them, I wouldn't want to vote for them or have anything to do with them. The only islamic group I'd be interested in listening to would be one with the explicit goals of actively purging terrorist elements from within the community--helping in the prosecution of such elements; the alislam website reccomends 'praying' for those who commit terrorist acts--and in bringing about an acceptance that the criticism/satire of religion is a tradition of the west that should not be met with the threat of violence or censure.

Edited by Kevin S. Assilleekunt

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:lol: they may as well have pushed a halal turd through your letterbox, for all the offence it's caused.

:lol::huh:

 

Good crack.

 

 

Look at these heed the baals though.

 

Ahmadi Muslims hold the unique belief that Jesus (peace be upon him) survived the crucifixion and travelled towards India to continue his ministry among the Lost Tribes of Israel. Furthermore, they claim that his tomb, containing his body, has been recently re-discovered in India where it can be seen to this day. Ahmadi Muslims also assert that this belief is not only upheld by the Holy Quran and the Sayings of Muhammad sa, but even by the Holy Bible itself.

 

So he's got fawa holes in feet and his hands, his side absolutely pissing of blood, and he walks 3,000 mile to India for a curry. You have to question the sanity of these people, you really do. Let them believe what they want though.

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:lol: they may as well have pushed a halal turd through your letterbox, for all the offence it's caused.

:lol::huh:

 

Good crack.

 

 

Look at these heed the baals though.

 

Ahmadi Muslims hold the unique belief that Jesus (peace be upon him) survived the crucifixion and travelled towards India to continue his ministry among the Lost Tribes of Israel. Furthermore, they claim that his tomb, containing his body, has been recently re-discovered in India where it can be seen to this day. Ahmadi Muslims also assert that this belief is not only upheld by the Holy Quran and the Sayings of Muhammad sa, but even by the Holy Bible itself.

 

So he's got fawa holes in feet and his hands, his side absolutely pissing of blood, and he walks 3,000 mile to India for a curry. You have to question the sanity of these people, you really do. Let them believe what they want though.

 

 

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oh well, I found it quite amusing to get that crap through the door, but without even alluding to anything of a serious racist nature, out comes the "racist" accusations from the do-gooder namby pamby [in this case luckyfuckinluke] inventing slurs when they don't exist, or whatever went on in his stupid head.

 

Get a life.

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