Wimbledon

[Meenzer 17033]

 

3 minutes ago, Craig said:

tbh I've already committed to a fair bit of spend next summer so ordinarily I'd fucked this off ... but as long as I live I'll never get offered these again. This is what credit cards were invented for, right? 

 

Absolutely. You only live once (unless you're a Buddhist).

[spongebob toonpants 4658]

3 minutes ago, Craig said:

tbh I've already committed to a fair bit of spend next summer so ordinarily I'd fucked this off ... but as long as I live I'll never get offered these again. This is what credit cards were invented for, right? 

Get it done. I'm sure you wouldn't have a problem getting rid of them if you changed your mind

[Howmanheyman 38965]

23 minutes ago, Craig said:

For the past 20 years or so I've regularly put in for the ticket ballot for Wimbledon and got the square root of fuck all back. Tried my luck again and ... well, I've had to read this one several times. 

 

 

20 minutes ago, Craig said:

tbh I've already committed to a fair bit of spend next summer so ordinarily I'd fucked this off ... but as long as I live I'll never get offered these again. This is what credit cards were invented for, right? 

 

If you're stuck for cash I'll take them off you. £20 each or £10 each if Cliff Richard is going to be singing.

[Sonatine 12504]

[wykikitoon 24514]

Just watching the round up of the day.  They're just talking about Alcaraz. During his game there was a woman who had passed out due to the heat.  Alcaraz ran over asked how she was, ran back to his seat and got some water and ran back.  

My question.  After a 5 minute commotion, a player running over and asking, then running and getting a drink and running to hand it.  What the FUCK were the stewards doing?  Fucking useless CUNTS

[Meenzer 17033]

You're that "my question is more of an observation" guy from fan convention Q&As, except with you it's "my question is more of a CUNTS"

[wykikitoon 24514]

My wife is off weds. Not my cup of tea to watch for a long periods like. But apparently there's a museum there and I wouldn't mind seeing that.

[ewerk 34995]

Wife is off weds, wyki is off his meds.

[Monkeys Fist 47255]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

My wife is off weds. Not my cup of tea to watch for a long periods like. But apparently there's a museum there and I wouldn't mind seeing that.

Just so you know, I went and I was sorely disappointed. 
 

Not a single fucking Womble anywhere on show. 

[RobinRobin 13267]

4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Just so you know, I went and I was sorely disappointed. 
 

Not a single fucking Womble anywhere on show. 

Did you not check underground?

[Monkeys Fist 47255]

6 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Did you not check underground?

Come on man Bilbo, it was the Wimbledon museum, not a Jam museum. 

[Meenzer 17033]

5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Come on man Bilbo, it was the Wimbledon museum, not a Jam museum. 

 

I hear all the exhibits at the Jam museum are well preserved.

[Monkeys Fist 47255]

2 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

I hear all the exhibits at the Jam museum are well preserved.

By golly ! 

[wykikitoon 24514]

I've never head of it, they should spread the word about it.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4497]

It’s great when I went I really thought “that’s entertainment “

[Alex 38461]

27 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

By golly ! 

Btw do you know when Robertson’s phased that out? 2001  

[Gemmill 53764]

3 minutes ago, Alex said:

Btw do you know when Robertson’s phased that out? 2001  

 

 

Still sat in my cutlery drawer. You could cut out tokens from the jars and send them off, which OF COURSE my mother did. This must have been in the 70s. 

[Howmanheyman 38965]

33 minutes ago, Alex said:

Btw do you know when Robertson’s phased that out? 2001  

 

'Utter woke nonsense if you ask me? What next? Changing 'Santa Claus' to 'Allah Claus'? The world's gone mad.'

[RobinRobin 13267]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Come on man Bilbo, it was the Wimbledon museum, not a Jam museum.