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Monkeys Fist 47094 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 All was not well on board the USS Magpie. Chief Engineer Fat Dekka had just received orders from the Fat One to eject surplus players. "She cannae take much more , ya fat twat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7714 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 DEADMAN reckons you're stronger than that man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyff 0 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34910 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 47094 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Nyff said: Quote Yes Micky16, I am a 15 yr old virgin. My name is Paula Wrangun, I'd love to meet you. I live near Plessey Woods, and can meet you there. Come alone and I'll surprise you, no one must know, my Mam will kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5588 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 @yourservice said: "So Derek, why do you call yourself Colin on Twitter". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 @yourservice said: "Hmmmmm *scratching head*, I think I'll have to get to the Help thread on Toontastic." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted July 4, 2011 Author Share Posted July 4, 2011 (edited) Edited July 4, 2011 by @yourservice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 @yourservice said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricola (Black and White) 0 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 @yourservice said: Arrr Call of Duty!!! Willo: Pfff Prestige level 3 pfff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 @yourservice said: Derek on the ZX Spectrum left by Araldite, having to secure his monitor trying to recreate his bucket sprints of yore on Daley Thompson's Decathalon there . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47094 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 @yourservice said: "Your order for 3x Meat Feast Stuffed Crust, 2x Large Doner ( everything on) and Large chips is on it's way. Your account "Usainbolt@SJP" has been debited £25.00" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34910 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 @yourservice said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5588 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Stupid question Im sure, but who is the bald kid whose head has been stuck on the body in the chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Christmas Tree said: Stupid question Im sure, but who is the bald kid whose head has been stuck on the body in the chair. yo'momma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 @yourservice said: ". . aye . . aye - it'll be there in 15 minutes mate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 38742 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 @yourservice said: "Dear Mr Llambias, it is with my deepest regret that I have to inform you of my decision to join Mansfield Town FC as Newcastle Utd can no longer match my ambitions......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47094 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Christmas Tree said: Stupid question Im sure, but who is the bald kid whose head has been stuck on the body in the chair. Howay man CT. Thats Cabaye. Keep up ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Tecato said: Get out from there CT; that's not Ashley's arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Tecato said: "After his subtle hints about the 'puppet show' management at st. james were not picked up on - Vukic decides to demonstrate with visual aid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 @yourservice said: General Zaal of the Sontarans infiltrates the medical staff of Newcastle United as part of their evil plan to genetically modify humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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